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[Crono1000]

GET IT?

 

[maxpro2]

lol you dork, 4/10 for effort though

 

[tallcall]

GET IT?

I loved the Legend of Zelda, I don't think Nintendo ever really replicated the spirit of the first game (I still play the ROM of it every now and then). I think A Link to the Past was pretty good and I loved the Orcarina of Time. I haven't played the latest one, but I also don't own a Wii or GameCube. Link is my man, yeah baby!

 

[MCx2]

I've only played the 2 for NES and "A link to the past" (that's the one for SNES right?) A Link to the Past was my favorite.

 

[tallcall]

My brother and I used to have a map (a paper map at that) for the first one and we played it pretty religiously (though neither of us was good enough to get very far in the game, and I've never actually beaten it). That game was a lot of fun and I still get chills when I hear the theme song or see the picture of the waterfall!

 

[shaw23]

I think I have played all of the Zelda games except for the GameCube one, and the Twilight Princess (Nintendo Wii) is by far the best one. I know the old classics are hard to beat but the new game is so detailed that not many games can touch it. The controls are absolutely perfect... they are pretty crappy for some games on the Wii but they are a masterpiece for Zelda... there are alot and some are complex but they are easy to master.

 

[BoneCrusher]

Can we whore with random image macros in here yet?:

 

[Little Wing]

i get it. he ordered the meat lovers pizza n they screwed his order up n he's pissed. his gf is in puerto rico visiting family n somebody got mad cuz he was being noisy during a golf game.

 

[Yanick]

I love Zelda, best game ever. Last one i played was the one for N64, i downloaded the ROM for it and played it on my PC. It was a great game, i think it was Ocarina of Time, the one where you play the flute and can be young then an adult etc. Great game, great controls, vast world, awesome story, i just can't say enough about the whole zelda series.

 

[Crono1000]

i get it. he ordered the meat lovers pizza n they screwed his order up n he's pissed. his gf is in puerto rico visiting family n somebody got mad cuz he was being noisy during a golf game.

I have no idea what you said. But here's some more hot links for you

 

[Little Wing]

I have no idea what you said. But here's some more hot links for you

she ordered a pizza and the dude on the phone told her that it would be there in 30 minutes or less or else it would be free. It got there in 29 minutes and so when the delivery guy got to the door she tried to stall him for 1 minute so that it would be free. She tried very slow chit chat but in the end the guy was kinda shy so he didn't talk much and she couldn't kill 60 seconds. Suddenly it began to rain so he ran inside to keep from getting wet, but she didn't feel comfortable with a stranger in her house. So instead she said that they stay outside and she grabbed him by the shirt and pulled them both outside in the pouring rain. During this grasp they gazed each other in the eyes and felt a moment of passion approaching, but restrained themselves, although the guy was a virgin and he spewed a bit, but not much. Anyway, only 10 seconds had been killed so she pulled out her purse, which happened to have long iron chains for straps. The rain had begun to rust the iron chains and thus she used her shirt to keep them from being rained on further. However, during the shirt removing process that she had attempted to do in one move concurrently with the chain covering process she had tangled herself slightly around the neck with the chains. The goofy, virgin, shy kid had decided instead to aid her for another 17 seconds and helped to remove the chains from her neck and had politely used his shirt to cover the remainder of the chains but had as well gotten stuck. For an additional 11 seconds they wrestled with the chains with no luck, but luckily the delivery guy had packed his living bio-suit and used it to desinigrate the chains, leaving a link around each of their necks. She then got upset that he ruined her purse, although she didn't care that much but she wanted to kill the remaining 22 seconds. He apologized, but in a wave of frustration the woman threw her arms in the air and a peperoni flew into the air and directly into her throat and she began to choke and fell to her knees. Not knowing what to do, but knowing CPR, the delivery boy threw his lips on hers and blew, which ironically shoved the peperoni deeper into her air pipes. She attempted to signal to stop but he didn't understand the Portuguese sign language symbols for "Stop blowing down my throat you stupid fuck you're killing me"- or as it would seem to an onlooker- pulling on his dick. She realized however that this process only took 21 seconds so in order to prevent conflict, although still choking, she handed the man the money and signaled to keep the change- a sturdy grasp of the opposite hand.

those Links aren't as hot as the Prince Of Persia but Link does look cool.

 

[goob]

^^^^^ WTF is that prose about? Is crono branching out into slushy romantic novels? Or is that an exert from the early years of his forthcoming autobiography?

 

[Little Wing]

^^^^^ WTF is that prose about? Is crono branching out into slushy romantic novels? Or is that an exert from the early years of his forthcoming autobiography?

he was explaining this Luis Royo painting

this one

 

[goob]

Wow.....strong imagination. The girl in the painting is hot.

 

[Crono1000]

wow. I remember the picture but I truly have no recollection of ever writing that

 

[Little Wing]

wow. I remember the picture but I truly have no recollection of ever writing that

Tit was visiting family in Puerto Rico, she bought you the bunny before she left I guess. You were tired and bored.

 

[Crono1000]

Tit was visiting family in Puerto Rico, she bought you the bunny before she left I guess. You were tired and bored.

stop stalking me!

 

[AKIRA]

I saw Twilight PRincess is out (or been out) on the GameCube. I still have the gamecube and wondered about getting it... Not sure how much I am sacraficing passing up the Wii's controls for just straight up zelda gameplay.

Gameplay itself is what sold me on the series, so thats why I thought of just getting the gamecube one.

 

[Crono1000]

I've actually read reviews in which they love the wii controls and others that absolutely hate them. Dunno, tough choice. I hear graphics are about the same for both though

 

[shaw23]

From what I understand, the game cube and Wii versions are mirriors of each other.... pretty much the exact same game but everything is opposite. Lol did that make since? Like in the game cube game if you walk out of the door and go left... then on the Wii you would go right. And the graphics do seem to be similar so I think about the only difference would be the controls. I wouldn't buy a Wii just to have the awsome contols for Zelda... but if you want it for other games also then it is a good investment. Alot of the games that are out now are pretty simple and kiddie but they are addicting, although there are big future plans for awsome games and add on equipment.

 

[Vieope]

she bought you the bunny before she left I guess. You were tired and bored.

What?

 

[AKIRA]

Hmm...maybe Ill pick it up! I am going to be going back to college in August and for the time being that I dont know ANYFUCKINGONE, this might be a good timekiller.

 

[Little Wing]

Hmm...maybe Ill pick it up! I am going to be going back to college in August and for the time being that I dont know ANYFUCKINGONE, this might be a good timekiller.

are you going to live on campus?

 

[AKIRA]

no.

 

[Little Wing]

stop stalking me!

i saw that post the other day when i was saving the penis game threads art pictures.