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GET IT?
i get it. he ordered the meat lovers pizza n they screwed his order up n he's pissed. his gf is in puerto rico visiting family n somebody got mad cuz he was being noisy during a golf game.![]()
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she ordered a pizza and the dude on the phone told her that it would be there in 30 minutes or less or else it would be free. It got there in 29 minutes and so when the delivery guy got to the door she tried to stall him for 1 minute so that it would be free. She tried very slow chit chat but in the end the guy was kinda shy so he didn't talk much and she couldn't kill 60 seconds. Suddenly it began to rain so he ran inside to keep from getting wet, but she didn't feel comfortable with a stranger in her house. So instead she said that they stay outside and she grabbed him by the shirt and pulled them both outside in the pouring rain. During this grasp they gazed each other in the eyes and felt a moment of passion approaching, but restrained themselves, although the guy was a virgin and he spewed a bit, but not much. Anyway, only 10 seconds had been killed so she pulled out her purse, which happened to have long iron chains for straps. The rain had begun to rust the iron chains and thus she used her shirt to keep them from being rained on further. However, during the shirt removing process that she had attempted to do in one move concurrently with the chain covering process she had tangled herself slightly around the neck with the chains. The goofy, virgin, shy kid had decided instead to aid her for another 17 seconds and helped to remove the chains from her neck and had politely used his shirt to cover the remainder of the chains but had as well gotten stuck. For an additional 11 seconds they wrestled with the chains with no luck, but luckily the delivery guy had packed his living bio-suit and used it to desinigrate the chains, leaving a link around each of their necks. She then got upset that he ruined her purse, although she didn't care that much but she wanted to kill the remaining 22 seconds. He apologized, but in a wave of frustration the woman threw her arms in the air and a peperoni flew into the air and directly into her throat and she began to choke and fell to her knees. Not knowing what to do, but knowing CPR, the delivery boy threw his lips on hers and blew, which ironically shoved the peperoni deeper into her air pipes. She attempted to signal to stop but he didn't understand the Portuguese sign language symbols for "Stop blowing down my throat you stupid fuck you're killing me"- or as it would seem to an onlooker- pulling on his dick. She realized however that this process only took 21 seconds so in order to prevent conflict, although still choking, she handed the man the money and signaled to keep the change- a sturdy grasp of the opposite hand.
^^^^^ WTF is that prose about? Is crono branching out into slushy romantic novels? Or is that an exert from the early years of his forthcoming autobiography?
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this one
wow. I remember the picture but I truly have no recollection of ever writing that
Tit was visiting family in Puerto Rico, she bought you the bunny before she left I guess. You were tired and bored.![]()
she bought you the bunny before she left I guess. You were tired and bored.![]()
Hmm...maybe Ill pick it up! I am going to be going back to college in August and for the time being that I dont know ANYFUCKINGONE, this might be a good timekiller.
stop stalking me!
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