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ONline personal trainers?
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ForemanRules said:
Try 11/30/NEVER!!
breakfast of champions.ForemanRules said:
ForemanRules said:
"Bitch, Please..."
you should really consider this.P-funk said:
The13ig13adWolf said:
your wrong! I agree that when kids try and do too much weight and there form goes to shit they need their head pulled out their ass!
Im talking about people who just have no fucking clue what their doing. I generally workout in the morning and see alot of older men who just make up their own exercises these are the people who need a personal trainer, and I fail to see how some online trainer will help them out!
ForemanRules said:
who?? me???
maybe, LOL. actually because you may like it better than training in person.P-funk said:because you know how much I hate people?
The13ig13adWolf said:
yes, I actually would love it better then training people in person! BUT....the thing about me that you may not know is that I am the worst business man ever! I wouldn't even know where to start. I am pretty awful at the business aspect of things. Honestly, if my clients weren't so honest most of them would be getting trained for free because I don't ever track session.
thought about training people to accompany my gigantic teacher's salary. How is it? Hard to do? Recommend the ACE cert? How do you get clients??
juggernaut said:
Send me your bags of money. I'll be your PT.
sorry dyl, I wanna take people's money. And if I were looking for a trainer, it would have to be someone who knows what theyre doing...ooooooooooohhhhh
juggernaut said:sorry dyl, I wanna take people's money. And if I were looking for a trainer, it would have to be someone who knows what theyre doing...ooooooooooohhhhh
Don't disrespect this Ninja. It could be the last thing you do...
hey hey HEY!!!!!!!!
Do NOT mess with the large, rolling unstoppable force that crushes everything in its path. It might be the last thing YOU do.
Do NOT mess with the large, rolling unstoppable force that crushes everything in its path. It might be the last thing YOU do.
P-funk said:yes, I actually would love it better then training people in person! BUT....the thing about me that you may not know is that I am the worst business man ever! I wouldn't even know where to start. I am pretty awful at the business aspect of things. Honestly, if my clients weren't so honest most of them would be getting trained for free because I don't ever track session.
I have a few online clients and I have to say I'm the opposite of you Funky, I love training in person I HATE training online. I guess I'm more of a people person and enjoy that one on one interaction. The online stuff I find tiresome as it ties me to the computer too much and I'd rather be in the gym.
BritChick said:
depends on the client. with most of my clients that are fat, lazy and unmotivated I would rather have them pay me to write up a program and email it to them so I don't have to deal with their annoying ass. For the athletes I love to be there and get in the gym and go at it with them. that is fun.
P-funk said:
When you put it like that it makes a lot of sense.
And hopefully the fat, lazy, unmotivated bastards will just disappear, I find I just get a lot of whining 'I can't do it', 'the diet's too hard', 'I ache' e-mails though and they are okay to a point but after a while... (like the third one in the same day!) it gets a bit frustrating!
BritChick said:When you put it like that it makes a lot of sense.
And hopefully the fat, lazy, unmotivated bastards will just disappear, I find I just get a lot of whining 'I can't do it', 'the diet's too hard', 'I ache' e-mails though and they are okay to a point but after a while... (like the third one in the same day!) it gets a bit frustrating!
why, you just don't reply....or, if you do it saves the confrontation that you have to have when they are in the gym in you face....for example.....
Britchick (sitting there receiving a third email from a fat animal):
UGH! Why does this bitch keep bothering. Cunt. That's it....I am going to reply to her.....
Dear Mrs Piggy,
I understand this stuff is hard. It is hard for me too. I feel your pain! I know we have only been working for 4 sessions and you are already expecting to see improvements but things don't happen that quickly. After all, if took you 10 years to be come the fat animal that you are today. I am hear for you though. For support and to answer all your questions. I do have one question though. Since this is how I make my living I need to know if you mailed my check for the services I am providing? Thanks.
sincerly,
Britchick.
Mrs. Piggy Replies.....
Britchick,
thanks, yes. I have sent your check for the $500 you requested. Thank you for taking the time to help me. I have been so frustrated..........
waite a minute!?!?!?! Britchick goes back and reads the first line again.....Okay, the money is on the way. Britchick stops reading and types her reply:
Mrs. Piggy,
Thanks for sending the money. Hope you have a nice life you fat piece of shit. In fact I hope you die. You should kill yourself, you are the most miserable person in the world and you are bringing me down with ya. You are a fat pig and you make me sick. The only thing that makes me happy is knowing that we do this via email and I don't have to smell you when you work out. Thanks for sending the money. Hope you have a nice (short) life.
sincerly,
britchick
P-funk said:why, you just don't reply....or, if you do it saves the confrontation that you have to have when they are in the gym in you face....for example.....
Britchick (sitting there receiving a third email from a fat animal):
UGH! Why does this bitch keep bothering. Cunt. That's it....I am going to reply to her.....
Dear Mrs Piggy,
I understand this stuff is hard. It is hard for me too. I feel your pain! I know we have only been working for 4 sessions and you are already expecting to see improvements but things don't happen that quickly. After all, if took you 10 years to be come the fat animal that you are today. I am hear for you though. For support and to answer all your questions. I do have one question though. Since this is how I make my living I need to know if you mailed my check for the services I am providing? Thanks.
sincerly,
Britchick.
Mrs. Piggy Replies.....
Britchick,
thanks, yes. I have sent your check for the $500 you requested. Thank you for taking the time to help me. I have been so frustrated..........
waite a minute!?!?!?! Britchick goes back and reads the first line again.....Okay, the money is on the way. Britchick stops reading and types her reply:
Mrs. Piggy,
Thanks for sending the money. Hope you have a nice life you fat piece of shit. In fact I hope you die. You should kill yourself, you are the most miserable person in the world and you are bringing me down with ya. You are a fat pig and you make me sick. The only thing that makes me happy is knowing that we do this via email and I don't have to smell you when you work out. Thanks for sending the money. Hope you have a nice (short) life.
sincerly,
britchick
Remember Patrick, every time you point a finger at someone else, 3 more are pointing back at you.
P-funk said:why, you just don't reply....or, if you do it saves the confrontation that you have to have when they are in the gym in you face....for example.....
Britchick (sitting there receiving a third email from a fat animal):
UGH! Why does this bitch keep bothering. Cunt. That's it....I am going to reply to her.....
Dear Mrs Piggy,
I understand this stuff is hard. It is hard for me too. I feel your pain! I know we have only been working for 4 sessions and you are already expecting to see improvements but things don't happen that quickly. After all, if took you 10 years to be come the fat animal that you are today. I am hear for you though. For support and to answer all your questions. I do have one question though. Since this is how I make my living I need to know if you mailed my check for the services I am providing? Thanks.
sincerly,
Britchick.
Mrs. Piggy Replies.....
Britchick,
thanks, yes. I have sent your check for the $500 you requested. Thank you for taking the time to help me. I have been so frustrated..........
waite a minute!?!?!?! Britchick goes back and reads the first line again.....Okay, the money is on the way. Britchick stops reading and types her reply:
Mrs. Piggy,
Thanks for sending the money. Hope you have a nice life you fat piece of shit. In fact I hope you die. You should kill yourself, you are the most miserable person in the world and you are bringing me down with ya. You are a fat pig and you make me sick. The only thing that makes me happy is knowing that we do this via email and I don't have to smell you when you work out. Thanks for sending the money. Hope you have a nice (short) life.
sincerly,
britchick
ROFLMFAO!!!
Damn, you had me in tears with this one... this is exactly why I love you Funky, you're just SUCH a shithead.
juggernaut said:
Honestly, the ACE certification seemed far less comprehensive to me compared to others out there: NSCA-CPT or CSCS, ACSM, NASM, and ISSA all appear to be more content rich. This isn't to say the ACE is poor; it is a nationally recognized certification that is widely accepted as acceptable. Nonetheless, I like to learn as much as possible. Personally, I'm going with the NSCA-CPT and will go for the CSCS when I get a 4 year degree.
