other names/terms for masterbation

[dstack]

How about "Spanking the monkey," or "Choking the chicken."

 

[Shmoo]

Waxing the dolphin

 

[BabsieGirl]

Giving my 'friend' a massage

Wacking it

Stroking "my member"

Yanking the tree

uhm.........

"I'm going to heat 'it' up"

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"I'm going to take a shower!"


don't make fun of these........just made them up. Except the shower bit.

 

[Flex]

my 2 favs are:

for guys:
Knocking out the one-eyed champ

for girls:
pushing the magic button

 

[Flex]

or from "Tommyboy".........

"Richard what were you doing"?

"Uhhhh. Just going over some documents."

haha. Farley's hilarious

 

[beachmike]

My fav is "Spankin' little Jonny behind the left ear" and "Letting the little one eyed man drop his bags and puke"!!!! A little graphic, but visual!!!!!

 

[dstack]

How about "Spilling his seed" from the Bible!

 

[pumped38]

choke my chicken til he pukes

 

[KEFE]

beat ur meat

 

[FullGo]

doing the five knuckle shuffle on the ol piss pump

 

[min0 lee]

beat ur meat

I see you've reached this stage.

 

[austinite]

Take Care of Business

 

[maniclion]

Rub the chub.

 

[NEW_IN_THE_GAME]

Pull your pork

 

[kicka19]

"bringing back a dead thread"

 

[footballmaniac]

for guys: whackin, jerkin, the ol rub down,

for girls: flickin the bean

 

[John H.]

Beatin' the one-eyed monster.

 

[tucker01]

For chicks: Paddling the pink canoe

 

[mustangdan]

pocket pool

 

[Action-Jackson]

Five Knuckle Shuffle.
Feeding the Chickens.