I have a problem, my penis slighty bends to the left and its drving me crazy. I think I used my right hand to much as a kid while masterbating and thats the reason it bends to the left. Does anyone know how I can make it striaght??
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Penis problem
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Re: PeniS problem
Peyronies Disease = crooked penis
don't think you can do anything except surgery...
Peyronies Disease = crooked penis
don't think you can do anything except surgery...
Trade it in for a new one.
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Re: PeniS problem
Go outside, lay in the gutter with your pecker hanging over onto the side walk. Then get someone you trust to slam the hell out of it with a 5lb sledge hammer. That should straighted it right up. Hope this helps.
Go outside, lay in the gutter with your pecker hanging over onto the side walk. Then get someone you trust to slam the hell out of it with a 5lb sledge hammer. That should straighted it right up. Hope this helps.
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Have you ever had any women complain about this? No? Then it's not a problem. Quit worrying about it and go use it.
Have you ever had any women complain about this? No? Then it's not a problem. Quit worrying about it and go use it.
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Well he may get complaints if she tries to swallow and it just goes to the side of her cheek
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I doubt if any guys penis is completely straight. Hell, I havent met a guy in my life who doesnt masturbate. Im sure we all have a little bend in our boys. As long as it doenst look like a question mark, I think youll do ok.
If you get teased, just tell the guys who tease you that their mothers $@##$ is crooked and thats why yours is bent.
If you get teased, just tell the guys who tease you that their mothers $@##$ is crooked and thats why yours is bent.
Tell them it's a special limited edition, its rare cuz only a few were made..
Remember that Peyronies Disease is not an excuse for trying anal sex by accident.
Bunnies do strange things 
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Originally posted by greekblondechic
Bunnies do strange things
I usually say: look over there!Originally posted by Eggs
Haha, whats your excuse then Vieope?
go see a urologist, sometimes it is scar tissue and it can be dealt with by medication. Otherwise it takes surgery, so unless it's a big enough problem to put tiny elvis under the knife I would just be happy it still gets hard 
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH good shit man !
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LMAO!!! What a response! (But I bet it works!
