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[david]

Ok let me pump up and I will get the tripod out.

Great. Then, please make sure you have the SMTP time code running with time/date stamp.

You don't have to pump "anything" up!

 

[Captdick]

I don't think your mythical but, I'm not sure if you're that guy, Harold in those pics. For some reason, I don't think I want to see anymore pictures if that's the case. I think "some of us" have seen more than we need to see if you really are that guy! But, don't let me stop you from posting more pictures of you, "harold". If you do plan to put up pictures, please follow these suggestions and requests. (But, you don't have to)

1. Hold a paper with today's date (no photoshopping the date in either.)
2. Wear clothes
3. Do not photoshop your bodyparts or anyone else's for that matter
4. No, peek a boo's and no weird backgrounds of you in a satanic dungeon or it's likeness.
5. Just plain, happy, you!

Now, of course, you don't have to do any of this because, nothing matters to me anyway, but you did offer.

PS. What is an XL Coin purse?

Coin purse is his nut sack.

 

[david]

But he wants to pump it for you!

That is uneccessary for him to do! I said, no nudity!!

 

[SFW]

no, peek a boo's and no weird backgrounds of you in a satanic dungeon or it's likeness

lmao

 

[david]

Ha Ha!!! Actually, I think I'm giving Hagar more gruesome idea's!! Great.

 

[david]

nice, post

 

[david]

Storage wars reality show. Is that really neccessary to have?

 

[david]

Haven't seen that either!! Thank God!

 

[Db52280]

Man. I hope he doesn't post any pictures of his sack or his junk in that pump. Im getting ready to go to bed and don't need any nightmares.

 

[hagaroids]

about to fap the night away and thought of this forum post.

 

[hagaroids]

Pawn stars

let me call my buddy, he is an expert at fapping and will know exactly what we are working with here.

 

[hagaroids]

....and done.

 

[hagaroids]

38 minutes to fap including 3-5 minutes to pull up pics of ex GF. not a bad session. I figure in a real sex scenario that equates to about 4 solid minutes. Getting up there.

 

[ebn2002]

I figure in a real sex scenario that equates to about 4 solid minutes. Getting up there.

Quickly becoming my favorite poster on IM

 

[hagaroids]

I'm always glad to share a laugh with you guys here. Glad to see the internet is not all serious business all the time.

 

[david]

Well, I'm glad I see that my offer was not taken up so... hmmnn... I smell the opposite truth from Hagar!!!

Thank God!

 

[david]

Oh he didn't send you those pics?

No, but thank you for reminding me! I just hid my email address out of my profile!!

 

[david]

I hate inclimate weather, post!

 

[david]

I'm gonna be in New Jersey/Connecticut/Vermont over the weekend! I hope I get snowed in!!!!

 

[hagaroids]

nobody wants harolds cock pics post.

 

[hagaroids]

just plucked a big ball of lint from my belly button post.

 

[david]

nobody wants harolds cock pics post.

No, especially if it's someone else's that you are claiming as your "own".

But, trust me, you don't have to prove any of us wrong!

 

[DiGiTaL]

Can someone explain Harold's avatar.

 

[OfficerFarva]

Can someone explain Harold's avatar.

Hahahaha put your mind in the gutter than look up tiger pumping.

 

[hagaroids]

Can someone explain Harold's avatar.

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/o...g-you-bros-need-know-about-tiger-pumping.html

 

[DiGiTaL]

Thats fuckin disgusting.

Gross...


Shitt...

 

[david]

un-post

 

[hagaroids]

Thats fuckin disgusting.

Gross...


Shitt...

you asked.

 

[david]

David really does want them. He's just shy.

I live in South Florida. Reaaal Shy!!!!!!

 

[david]

At the Miami International Airport and in 6 hours, I can enjoy the extreme cold weather that the Northeast offers for the next 3 days!