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You hang out with some classy women it sounds like. I don't know any women I associate with that would be cool with laying in their own piss just to make a man happy; scratch that, I know NONE. Class versus trash I guess.

Class has nothing to do with it, its a fetish.
 
outfinny. i knew a girl who's bf used to nearly bruise her trying to make her squirt cuz he was hung up on it. so she'd drink a ton of fluid and let pee go and he'd cum so hard he was cross eyed. she loved him but it didn't last. i wonder why. my brother told a girl that she needed to see a dr. she did and they solved the problem of her bladder leaking during sex. i wouldn't want a gf so uptight she didn't care about pleasing her man if he was slightly freaky or really curious about something. i like real girls. a lot of guys are interested in squirting but usually it's briefly. the honest guys will just ask you to piss on them. you don't have to be a rocket scientist to know god or the fuck fairy isn't magically making water come forth from no source during sex.

there is no place in the female vag area that can hold that much fluid except the bladder. stop believing stupid shit people. get over your denial girls. if she gets super wet when she comes that's fluid from the very tiny lube glands. if your bed is soaked it's fluid from the lube glands... a teaspoon MAX mixed with piss. there is no place BUT the bladder holding a lot of fluid there or creating it while you fuck. the lube glands can gush but no where near enough to film the cytherea bullshit.
 
the whole class vs trash thing is funny. like you can tell who is a freak in the bedroom or lays there like a corpse by how they act outside the bedroom.... you can't. not with females not with guys.
 
a tip... how to shut down the whole squirting thing if you are a female. when he starts getting all weird asking if you squirt.... tell him the biological facts then offer to pee on him but only in the tub.
 
would you believe a girl saying she got so excited sucking your cock that some mysterious fluid just gushed out her throat soaking your whole bed... or would common sense tell you the bitch puked? :coffee:
 
lol. sorry this subject makes me a little um, pissed, :P i can't believe guys are so retarded they get down between a woman's legs and look for a leprechaun. . :coffee:
 
^ see, honesty... it's not that hard. :shrug:
 
Ha ha , I disagree LW , it is NOT pee , but then again I'm not uptight ?
 
Sounds like some women just can't do it , so they pee with envy ? Ha Ha Ha ...
 
if its pee then kindly explain why it doesn't taste or smell like piss nor is it yellow? and it happens right after she has emptied her bladder? come on over I'll prove it to you. ill hook up the diddo to the sawzall and well make you squirt or cum like hell!!!
 
Very educational LW.....would you like a load in the eye?:)

lol. no but if you highlight my comments on judge jeanine you'll get a surprise.
 
my brother and a member here say that their beds smelled like stale piss after sleeping with girls that squirt during sex. cum from a guy doesn't smell like stale piss even though it comes out the urethra. cum also does not have the same taste all the time and according to those who know, neither does piss. both depend on diet and things like how hydrated you are and even illness. believe what you want. i think if it makes your bed smell JUST like stale piss or a dirty restroom, it's piss. cum doesn't stink. sweet urine is merely glucose in your piss. artificial sweeteners are also excreted in urine making it taste sweet.
 
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Awesome LW is beeing very revealing and informative. I have lived long enough to about have experienced it all. My ex would shoot me in the eye everynight. It was sweet as candy and not salty at all. She would unload about a teaspoon and holler and scream. The only bad part was those long legs would about squish my big head.:callme: She certainly got her foreplay every night so make your woman happy and do her right or she won't recipocate.
 
The only thing for sure is it is not piss. Much to sweet, and lighter. It's defiantly awesome. Know frickin idea where it comes from ?

It comes from the keel gland... It flows out of their urethra just as piss does... Same as ours does. Works the same way too. We cant piss and cum at the same time and either can they... Theres a trick to it but if you know your way around a womans body you can make most of them squirt so long as they wont hold it back. They have the ability to control it most of the time... but once theyre comfortable with it they usually start letting it go every time you milk their gspot to orgasm
 
is that what trannies say when they pee in your butt?
 
After my woman "pisses" the bed she has a certain glow and she likes to snuggle and talk :shrug:
 
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is that what trannies say when they pee in your butt?

Lol. Nah, but they do tell me they love me... Although Ive noticed its always before they cum and never after.. but thats ok because I doubt the timing means anyhing important... Lmao.
 
if I'm coming hard enough that I'm ejaculating OR pissing on your damned bed, whichever the case may be-flooding the place- you better bet your ass I don't give a FUCK at that moment if your grossed out by it or not


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if I'm coming hard enough that I'm ejaculating OR pissing on your damned bed, whichever the case may be-flooding the place- you better bet your ass I don't give a FUCK at that moment if your grossed out by it or not


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Idgaf what it is. Wet n screaming is wet n screaming
 
I've been with my gf for years and only made her do this one time...and it was after we had smoked some green. Well it was actually multiple times but in the same session. Fucking sexy as hell tho, made me a horny mofo. Couldn't make her do it again which sucks. Need to just smoke up whenever I want it I guess lol

Any tips on how to make her do it without the green?
 
I've been with my gf for years and only made her do this one time...and it was after we had smoked some green. Well it was actually multiple times but in the same session. Fucking sexy as hell tho, made me a horny mofo. Couldn't make her do it again which sucks. Need to just smoke up whenever I want it I guess lol

Any tips on how to make her do it without the green?


Yes, thank me later in the form of cash or roids please.

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outfinny. i knew a girl who's bf used to nearly bruise her trying to make her squirt cuz he was hung up on it. so she'd drink a ton of fluid and let pee go and he'd cum so hard he was cross eyed. she loved him but it didn't last. i wonder why. my brother told a girl that she needed to see a dr. she did and they solved the problem of her bladder leaking during sex. i wouldn't want a gf so uptight she didn't care about pleasing her man if he was slightly freaky or really curious about something. i like real girls. a lot of guys are interested in squirting but usually it's briefly. the honest guys will just ask you to piss on them. you don't have to be a rocket scientist to know god or the fuck fairy isn't magically making water come forth from no source during sex.

there is no place in the female vag area that can hold that much fluid except the bladder. stop believing stupid shit people. get over your denial girls. if she gets super wet when she comes that's fluid from the very tiny lube glands. if your bed is soaked it's fluid from the lube glands... a teaspoon MAX mixed with piss. there is no place BUT the bladder holding a lot of fluid there or creating it while you fuck. the lube glands can gush but no where near enough to film the cytherea bullshit.

I used to believe this too but in the last year I've made three different women squirt. Very surprising at first since I was convinced it was an urban myth, i.e. it's just urine, but it's not. Piss smells like piss and I have a sensitive nose. This isn't piss. The last chick I made squirt must've let go of a half to maybe a whole cup... made a giant and deeply soaked wet spot in the bed about 18" across. She was embarrassed and insisted on changing all the sheets asap despite my lack of concern.

It's fun when it happens. It's the immediate harbinger of an orgasm and usually comes from manual stimulation of the g-spot but I've had my penis cause it as well. I don't really care if it happens or not, not looking for it, and most chicks don't do it, but it's kind of exciting when it does. And it's super important for guys to express that excitement/approval so the chick isn't (or doesn't remain) self-conscious, mortified, etc.

I just remembered now that I have a chick who wants me to help her squirt for the first time. I think she's kinda forgotten about it, and hopefully it stays like that since I believe it's something some chicks can do and others can't. I doubt I can convert her if she's one that can't and therefore disappointment is inevitable...
 
My wife loves it when i'm fucking her and i'll pull out as she's cumming and catch that sweet pussy juice with my mouth. It's fucking hot as hell, she cums much harder when i tell her to hold it in for a second so i can get my mouth down there and it guarantees a few blow jobs that week :) also i could care less if it's cum or piss :)
 
My wife loves it when i'm fucking her and i'll pull out as she's cumming and catch that sweet pussy juice with my mouth. It's fucking hot as hell, she cums much harder when i tell her to hold it in for a second so i can get my mouth down there and it guarantees a few blow jobs that week :) also i could care less if it's cum or piss :)

Its most likely my cum dripping out of her.
 
I've been with my gf for years and only made her do this one time...and it was after we had smoked some green. Well it was actually multiple times but in the same session. Fucking sexy as hell tho, made me a horny mofo. Couldn't make her do it again which sucks. Need to just smoke up whenever I want it I guess lol

Any tips on how to make her do it without the green?

Google it, bro.... I think the green does make it easier... My gf hadnt experienced before either... The way you do it seems to be the same way... theres a vidro on it online. Oh shit! Lightbulb!! I forgot I taped one the other night. But its all shaky and she sprang up out of camera view a view times but you can still see her squirt... I'll make a better one this weekend and see if she'll let me show it... for educational purposes, of course.
 
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