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life is like that..hence different penis sizes/abilities
Really does penis size in reality issue?
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So how does that work? your talking to a chick she calls you an ugly ass hole and you what?-
Whip out your cawk?
Show her selfies you took of your junk?
Or just flat out tell her you have a big schlong?
Because if any of that works she is probably an aids ridden tranny...
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coneal30 said:
So how does that work? your talking to a chick she calls you an ugly ass hole and you what?-
Whip out your cawk?
Show her selfies you took of your junk?
Or just flat out tell her you have a big schlong?
Because if any of that works she is probably an aids ridden tranny...
Grinding on the dance floor. That's the typical method.
this..or if she doesnt want to dance you can sit in a flattering manner, accentuating the package, make a few quick eyeball movements to divert her attention as you talk about something very mundane.
aids ridden tranny...ewww
girls like to have sex as much as guys do, they are just better at hiding it. no one wants to be disappointed, or left half-cocked (pun intended) and guys rarely are, they can hump for 2 minutes and ahhhh, satisfied. girls not so much, which is why they are more selective in their partners than men are. thats just my opinion of coarse.
Sounds like high school... If I'm grinding on a woman now we are not dancing.
Is this real life??
So your on a steroid site and think that women are more selective than men because men get off to quick??? Yeah it has nothing to do with hormones and genetic make up...
Also what kind of chode tries to accentuate his package while talking to a woman? SMH
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life is like that..hence different penis sizes/abilities
Yea, it is.. But when you have a chance to make love with your woman, take care of her first and make sure she is satisfied and you will have nothing to worry about. Lots of ways to take care of your woman; just make sure you do it well.. You may have to read and you definitely need to watch and listen to her all the while to make sure you're heading in the right direction. It's not rocket science, it's attention to detail and paying attention and putting her needs before yours.
HAHA, Solidassears hit it on the nail head....In my experience you are absolutely correct,of course you can add in a little teasing that always gets them going.....
Now on the other hand I have a buddy at work that says he can make every women that he has been with literally squirt....I think he may be full of shit unless I am doing something way wrong......
HAHA, Solidassears hit it on the nail head....In my experience you are absolutely correct,of course you can add in a little teasing that always gets them going.....
Now on the other hand I have a buddy at work that says he can make every women that he has been with literally squirt....I think he may be full of shit unless I am doing something way wrong......
i was reading about a technique people use to accomplish this...i dont know if it true or not. something about 2 fingers about an inch inch and a half pressing at the top of the "canal" lol (supposedly this is where the g spot is) while rubbing the clitoris at the same time. a 2 handed technique thats supposed to work quite well...some need you to be more vigorous than others, let her tell you.
i use the same 2 finger technique while performing cunnilingus and it has never failed (orgasm, not "squirt")
i was reading about a technique people use to accomplish this...i dont know if it true or not. something about 2 fingers about an inch inch and a half pressing at the top of the "canal" lol (supposedly this is where the g spot is) while rubbing the clitoris at the same time. a 2 handed technique thats supposed to work quite well...some need you to be more vigorous than others, let her tell you.
May just have to try that....thanks bud....
im not sure i follow you here buddy....what does being on a "steroid site" have to do with anything, also i think there is a lot more going on here at IMF than steroids, thats just a small part of it. This is a penis size thread...the steroid thread is ---> that way. as far as being a chode, i may be, ive certainly been called worse, but given the right time place and depending on what your intentions are yes you can sit in a manner that accentuates your package, im not saying play with it, squeeze and pull on it. i could probably show you better than i can tell you...but just like you take a quick glance at her tits when you think shes not looking, she is looking south when your not. its a woman not an alien, they are a lot like us only better.
Steroids are hormones.... 90% of the threads and stickies here are dedicated to understanding them. Given your statement on why women are selective illustrates a lack of understanding.
LOL I didn't say you cant sit in a manner that "accentuates package". I just pointed out only a douche would think to do that. Honestly the fact that I have to tell you this is hilarious. I do a lot of people watching and right now I am picturing a douche thinking he is being sly trying to show off his cawk inconspicuously. Just like when women do it with their tits to men(your example) its always super obvious and comes off as desperate not to mention usually the chic is trying to compensate for being not that attractive. You being a man doing it would be hilarious in a rah tard sort of way..... makes me feel like I've seen this in a movie before.
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i was reading about a technique people use to accomplish this...i dont know if it true or not. something about 2 fingers about an inch inch and a half pressing at the top of the "canal" lol (supposedly this is where the g spot is) while rubbing the clitoris at the same time. a 2 handed technique thats supposed to work quite well...some need you to be more vigorous than others, let her tell you.
i use the same 2 finger technique while performing cunnilingus and it has never failed (orgasm, not "squirt")
That technique is exactly right. Vigorously go after a g-spot orgasm for her and there's a fair chance of a squirt beforehand, sometimes immediately before or overlapping with the orgasm but usually before. I've made several chicks squirt in the last couple years, sometimes for the first time. They're always embarrassed so you gotta tell em it's great, nothing to worry about, smells fine, it's not urine, etc.
I think maybe half of women can do this but my sample size is pretty small and studies are pretty scarce too.
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Yeah it's real, and it is a factor with most women.
It's almost as important as height, where the same mechanic applies: Most women want moderately above average. That means 6' to 6'5" or so in height, and for penises it's 7"-8", sometimes larger in cases where the woman doesn't get bottomed out by it. Only 15% of guys are above 7", again similar to height where only 10% of men are above 6'. All these stats are for the U.S. btw... they'll of course be different for India, China, the Netherlands, or Sahel tribes like the Dinka. In case you can't tell, I've done some research into this fascinating subject.
Something to consider that most guys are unaware of is that most young women, in that 15-25 yr old bracket roughly, talk extensively about the cute guy they just had sex with (assuming they aren't deeply ashamed of the encounter) and the penis is likely to get described in precise detail, especially if it was abnormally large or small. Yep, all her friends immediately know about your junk. This is the female "secret information superhighway". Guys with particularly nice large penises benefit from this in that they're likely to get more action as a result. The opposite occurs for the micropeens.
It doesn't get talked about much because of our vestigial Puritan values. Girls don't want to be slut-shamed if they express too much sexual desire. They also don't want to lose the moral high ground in arguments with men about how superficial we are, caring too much about tits and asses, etc. When their cold and harsh preferences for height, money, or penis size are exposed it kinda puts the lie to that moral superiority. But... this is a far bigger subject and longer discussion than the dick talk we're having here.
And in case you're wondering, I'm dead average... no direct experience using a porn cock to influence chicks. My knowledge of penis preference comes from countless conversations with women, mainly ones I was dating. It's sensitive stuff, difficult to get the open truth about and sometimes it takes years. One g/f told me about a grinding incident at a NIN show years ago where, normally not going for that sort of thing since it's usually done by gross guys, in this case he clearly had a monster penis behind the clothing, so big that she could barely get her mouth around it as she discovered a few hours later in a hotel hallway. She usually was much more conservative than this but women generally will break all kinds of rules if a guy is hot enough (via penis or otherwise) and do things that they most likely won't be telling their future b/f's or husbands about. Lots of secrets!
Also, the sexologists have published many interesting studies and books like the following. I'm only partially into it but it's definitely gold:
http://www.amazon.com/Why-Women-Hav...9206933&sr=8-1&keywords=why+do+women+have+sex
ok, so you're on a "steroid sight" ...so do you have muscles? maybe you have some nice biceps or a built chest??? when you go "out" to the club or wherever,. do you wear baggy clothes? or try to hide your nice physique? or do you wear a fitted shirt that accentuates your flat stomach, toned chest and arms?
are youre making an argument to me that accentuating youre better than average anatomy makes a person a douche???
This is too funny
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You guys are hilarious. First off I am happily married so I have no use for this information its all entertaining as hell though. But in my single days I never struggled with closing the deal.The formula was pretty simple. Take care of your physique, have good hygiene, dress like a gentleman not a thug, work on having comedic intellect, learn how to get your point across without actually saying it. Know how to carry a conversation. Learn how to compliment without being a pig. Have confidence without being arrogant. When you get to the main show. Take care of her first. Its really that simple. I am slightly above average in penis size. So that I am sure was not a factor in my continued success when I was younger.
A couple of tricks to get noticed. Don't sit at a bar or social event. Stand and take up as much room without looking like an asshole. Don't stare at women, Smile and laugh have a good time. Try to be the center of any gathering. You don't need to be the center of the conversation but just let it be known your the Alpha. After a short while you will notice who is paying attention then go for the eye contact, when you get it smile, and a flirty nod of the head or a raised glass in her direction. Then wait if it happens again approach, do not hesitate. If she does not look again move on to the next one you notice looking.
It helps to be extremely good looking too. lol
A couple of tricks to get noticed. Don't sit at a bar or social event. Stand and take up as much room without looking like an asshole. Don't stare at women, Smile and laugh have a good time. Try to be the center of any gathering. You don't need to be the center of the conversation but just let it be known your the Alpha. After a short while you will notice who is paying attention then go for the eye contact, when you get it smile, and a flirty nod of the head or a raised glass in her direction. Then wait if it happens again approach, do not hesitate. If she does not look again move on to the next one you notice looking.
It helps to be extremely good looking too. lol
So how'd YOU pull it off? Jk
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HAHA!! Guess i walked into that one. I set them up and you knock them down. Your welcome
Oh and That's what I have been told I have no personal reference on being attractive
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This is all well and good and yes those things are key game items but you realize you're deflecting the issue right? A woman may decide to fuck you for a combination of the things you mention, or she may also do it simply because you're extremely good looking, very tall, clearly the alpha male in a big group, or because you have a big cock.
It's just another factor, and an important one for many women. Not that they'll say so. Well, a few exceptionally blunt chicks will but most won't. And it's very unlikely that she'll mention it if you don't have one. Just as a woman who is with you in spite of the fact that you're short will tend to deflect all questions relating to her preferences in height, how it doesn't matter, that it's your looks or personality that are everything, etc. It's sweet really, she's just trying not to hurt your feelings.
But it's also a crock of shit.
Yeah you're right... there is nothing wrong with what your saying. showing off your bi's is exactly the same as showing off your cawk.. that makes complete sense.
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may anything over 7 inches would get in the way i can see that shti gettingin embarrassing... I laready have to belt tuck constantly imagine holding a 12 incher u cant even hide it lol...but women like them better so they win
SheriV
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the screen name "iwantorals" takes on an interesting context in this thread
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sure does.
glad i'm in the large group
glad i'm in the large group
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No if you have a clit killin' tornado tounge.