Sexual goals

[david]

Originally posted by mmafiter
I was also on the tanning bed today and I thought it would be cool to sneak in there with w8 during a tanning session and rut like animals. The whole, not getting caught and having to be quiet thing would be exciting. I think it would be fun and I also want to do this now.

Great........ all I or someone needs to do is lay in MMA's splooge!!!!

Another thing I want to do is buy one of those remote contro "egg" vibrators that women can wear in thier underwear. I'm going to invite w8 to dinner, then when we get there and are settled in, I'm going to tell her to go into the bathroom and put the "egg" in the right place. I will keep the remote with me! For the rest of the night, she will be teased and manipulated at my whim! She's talking to the waitress? *buzzzzzz*! While were at a stop light in the truck? *buzzzzz*

Now I just have to convince w8, to go along with all my evil plans!

Now YOUR talking!!!! Wet Panties, RULE!!!!

 

[david]

Speaking of the egg vibrator.... it's the best thing invented sexually for remote wise.... just think, if you don't want to eat some pie that night and skip foreplay.... while your watching the last minute of a game or whatever, hit the remote... you can get her primed up (lubricated)..... start your own engine and GO!!!!!!!!

 

[mmafiter]

Originally posted by w8lifter
Now I just have to convince w8, to go along with all my evil plans!

What are you trying to say here?

 

[mmafiter]

Originally posted by david
Speaking of the egg vibrator.... it's the best thing invented sexually for remote wise.... just think, if you don't want to eat some pie that night and skip foreplay.... while your watching the last minute of a game or whatever, hit the remote... you can get her primed up (lubricated)..... start your own engine and GO!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I'm going to go get one for w8, but I still love eating pie though! Pumpkin is my favorite!

 

[mmafiter]

DUH! I just realized I forgot one of the most obvious goals I've had since I was a teenager! Sex in a jacuzzi or swimming pool and sex in the shower.

 

[w8lifter]

Originally posted by mmafiter
Yeah, I'm going to go get one for w8, but I still love eating pie though! Pumpkin is my favorite!

I think that you maybe need to get a grip! WTF?

 

[david]

Originally posted by mmafiter
DUH! I just realized I forgot one of the most obvious goals I've had since I was a teenager! Sex in a jacuzzi or swimming pool and sex in the shower.

Wow You haven't had sex in either??

Well, please make that Jacuzzi and swimming pool (your own) and the shower.... well, that would be the same as well!!!

Pumpkin pie......

 

[mmafiter]

Originally posted by w8lifter
I think that you maybe need to get a grip! WTF?

LMAO!!!

 

[firestorm]

Originally posted by mmafiter

A few of my goals;

*A threesome with another woman done it.
*Having wild sex in a public place done it (several times)

*Sex in a plane done it (mile high club)

*Watch a female masterbate to finish sheesh who hasn't done this one

*Giving a woman a G-spot orgasm ask my wife. lol

*Have sex in at least 3 different countries done it; actually I can go as far as to say continents. The saying is true for Navy guys. "a women in every port"

*Have sex in 3 time zones in one day: never done that one either.
********************* new ideas ****************
How bout 3 different women in a single day. Morning, noon, and night.

Underwater sex. Need scuba gear.

on the 50 yardline at the high school or college you graduated from.

In your bosses office after hours when everyone has gone for the day.
(and don't clean up afterwards)

Well there are a few

 

[Canida24]

You all are in college or higher.. I can't help it. Hormones are raging right now.. Ive always dreamed of being in a nice park and taking a walk with a hot guy and all the sudden it is pooring HARD! and i just strip all my clothes off and go completely wild outside.

I want it rough and intense ..

thats right!~

 

[nikegurl]

why are you responding to a thread that's over 2 years old as though you were involved in the original discussion?