So this blonde walks into a propeller. Stop me if you've heard this one!

[GearsMcGilf]

Lauren Scruggs, Model Who Lost Eye And Hand In Propeller Accident Makes First Public Appearance At London Olympics (VIDEO, PICTURES)


First interview since getting whacked. She still looks pretty bangable. With one eye, she'd be pretty easy to sneak up on. Would ya?

 

[Zaphod]

I'd hit it.

 

[secdrl]

Whoever marries this chick is screwed. Good luck trying to get a hand around the house. Too soon?

 

[Zaphod]

Whenever she's waiting for you to get home she'll be able to keep an eye out for you.

 

[theCaptn']

Skull fuck ready

 

[[SIL]]

she lost me when she said ''god is in control of my life''...lmao so he basically walked you in to propeller

 

[KelJu]

she lost me when she said ''god is in control of my life''...lmao so he basically walked you in to propeller

rofl

 

[charley]

Lucky she didn't lose her 'Ditzy Blonde Head'........and she won't be any good around the House, you'd have to keep her away from the 'Blender.Washing machine, Dryer, Fans and 'YES' Vibrators......They don't call them BLONDE's for nothing......

 

[Little Wing]

strong girl. how many here would have that smile on their face still after losing an eye and a hand?

 

[ctr10]

^^True, I wonder if she was compensated

 

[GearsMcGilf]

strong girl. how many here would have that smile on their face still after losing an eye and a hand?

How many here would be stupid enough to walk into a propeller? lol She's smiling because she knows she'll never have to give another hand job.

@ cap: I never thought about the skull fuck thing! She's even moar desirable now!

 

[[SIL]]

 

[Little Wing]

i'm gonna hazard a guess that the guys who come on here and ask advice with a medical emergency rather than going to a doctor and guys who think they are dying when blood comes out after they inject or who have a complete melt down when their stuff doesn't arrive after 4 days just MIGHT walk into a propeller.

 

[Zaphod]

i'm gonna hazard a guess that the guys who come on here and ask advice with a medical emergency rather than going to a doctor and guys who think they are dying when blood comes out after they inject or who have a complete melt down when their stuff doesn't arrive after 4 days just MIGHT walk into a propeller.

Pretty safe bet.

 

[MDR]

I wonder what distracted her when she forgot to duck.

 

[5thou]

Said story, but she seems to be pretty strong. Bless her and her family!

 

[GearsMcGilf]

Said story, but she seems to be pretty strong. Bless her and her family!

Guess she can't model anymoar. There's always the special olympics.

 

[5thou]

Not cool bro. I know this chick and she is a good person.

 

[Big Pimpin]

So why is this chick getting 15 minutes of fame for doing something stupid? People come back from tragic accidents every day of the week yet don't get airtime.

 

[5thou]

Good question on the fame. Just don't think it is right to make fun of her, but that is just my thoughts.

 

[GearsMcGilf]

Not cool bro. I know this chick and she is a good person.

Is she as bangable as she was before she got propellered?

 

[5thou]

Not sure I havent seen her since, but she is a nice girl.

 

[heckler7]

props rotating above 5000 RPM are invisable. Guys who walk around them everyday accidently walk into them at times. Its both tragic and stupid

 

[largepkg]

Invisible, seriously? I'll give you they're less visible and even more so at night. Are they silent too?

 

[5thou]

Prob silent probably, engine no. Anyways, it is sad that this happened.

 

[GearsMcGilf]

I wonder what distracted her when she forgot to duck.

She was running towards a fan.