Tell us your experience with the worst bitch(s)

[Dark Geared God]

 

[Tesla]

 

[Dark Geared God]

 

[JCBourne]

I went to a girls (Kristin) party one night. Got more drunk then I thought I would. Ended up boning said girls sister and right after boned the girl. Sisters didn't find out I boned both until I was long gone the next morning. The Kristin then sent me threatening text messages and said she was going to key my car. Good thing was I was moving that weekend out of the town so it worked out for me.

She is still is trying to find me and key my car so I posted her nude pictures she sent me all over the internet.

True story. No lies.

 

[MyK]

I went to a girls (Kristin) party one night. Got more drunk then I thought I would. Ended up boning said girls sister and right after boned the girl. Sisters didn't find out I boned both until I was long gone the next morning. The Kristin then sent me threatening text messages and said she was going to key my car. Good thing was I was moving that weekend out of the town so it worked out for me.

She is still is trying to find me and key my car so I posted her nude pictures she sent me all over the internet.

True story. No lies.

 

[Dark Geared God]

 

[KelJu]

I went to a girls (Kristin) party one night. Got more drunk then I thought I would. Ended up boning said girls sister and right after boned the girl. Sisters didn't find out I boned both until I was long gone the next morning. The Kristin then sent me threatening text messages and said she was going to key my car. Good thing was I was moving that weekend out of the town so it worked out for me.

She is still is trying to find me and key my car so I posted her nude pictures she sent me all over the internet.

True story. No lies.

This one time, at band camp...

 

[Dark Geared God]

This one time, at band camp...

the male instuctor touch you're privateparts

 

[KelJu]

the male instuctor touch you're privateparts

I was referring to is repetitive use of "boning" in his made up story.

Speaking of gay pedophilia, I watched a movie recommended to me called Mysterious Skin. Holy fucking Christ! That movie had me feeling like I had been violated.

 

[vortrit]

I dated a girl once who would not blow me. She must have been crazy.

 

[Buzzard]

WillP made this thread tolerable & informative. Good work.

GYCH!

 

[sprayherup]

I went to a girls (Kristin) party one night. Got more drunk then I thought I would. Ended up boning said girls sister and right after boned the girl. Sisters didn't find out I boned both until I was long gone the next morning. The Kristin then sent me threatening text messages and said she was going to key my car. Good thing was I was moving that weekend out of the town so it worked out for me.

She is still is trying to find me and key my car so I posted her nude pictures she sent me all over the internet.

True story. No lies.

So can you post up those pictures here? Thanks!

 

[Dark Geared God]

I was referring to is repetitive use of "boning" in his made up story.

Speaking of gay pedophilia, I watched a movie recommended to me called Mysterious Skin. Holy fucking Christ! That movie had me feeling like I had been violated.

kind like at band camp when the doctor check your colon by ramming his finger up your ass but both his hands were holding your arms from behind

 

[pitbullguy0101]

When i was a junior in high school i was trying so fin hard to hook up with this smoking hot blonde surfer chick. We dated for like 2 months and wouldnt let me hit that... well long story she was banging another dude on the wrestling team. so for some reason the bitch dogged me out when we broke up... Well when i was a senior and had just broke up with my girlfriend she was at a party and turned into a total slut so she was drunk and wanting to hook up so i was like sure and went to a bedroom in the house and started getting it on.I was smashin her huge coffee can cunt and she kept sayin harder and making some annoying noise and yellin like a banshee, like wayyyyy too loud. Well this is the same time everyone was joking about dirty sanchezzin a bitch so as soon as i busted on her back i pulled my finger out of her ass and whola sanchez had struck.. great payback everyone tripped on her hard!!!!! she probably hung herself since then..

 

[sprayherup]

lol coffee can cunt

 

[MyK]

what is a coffee can cunt????

 

[KelJu]

I wished pussy smelled like coffee. Coffee is one of my favorite aromas.

 

[pitbullguy0101]

I was as round and deep as a folgers coffee can the old style..so wide ad open you could thump her on the back an hear the ecko....HOLLOW

 

[sprayherup]

I think he's implying that the bitch is a whore...

 

[CellarDoor]

I don't like that female entitlement. My neighbors got into a fight. 2 guys, evenly matched shoving each other around. One of the dudes girlfriend hit the other guy from behind on the side of his face. He turned and pushed her to the ground before he realized it was a chick that hit him. She was all squawking about how that guy hit her(when all he did was push her) but she decked him first. I feel bad for guys in this situation cause there is no way to come out of it without looking like an ass.

 

[bio-chem]

I wished pussy smelled like coffee. Coffee is one of my favorite aromas.

lol. i can't stand the smell of coffee, but ill bury my face in a clean pussy all day long!

 

[Dark Geared God]

I wished pussy smelled like coffee. Coffee is one of my favorite aromas.

 

[GearsMcGilf]

I don't like that female entitlement. My neighbors got into a fight. 2 guys, evenly matched shoving each other around. One of the dudes girlfriend hit the other guy from behind on the side of his face. He turned and pushed her to the ground before he realized it was a chick that hit him. She was all squawking about how that guy hit her(when all he did was push her) but she decked him first. I feel bad for guys in this situation cause there is no way to come out of it without looking like an ass.

He should've reminded her that he could have rightfully decked her as she did him, or raped/sodomized her.

Reminds me of a sit where a buddy of mine's gf got angry and swung a 3' brass candle stick towards his head. The only reason he didn't end up on the ground with the candle stick embedded in his skull was coz he ducked in time. So, he gets upset and slaps the cunt across the face, she calls the cops, and guess who was arrested and ordered to go to anger mgmt classes. Afterall, you can never hit a woman, no matter how violent and crazy the cunt is. I say, if dinner isn't hot enough, she deserves a black eye and two if she bitches about the first one.

GICH!

 

[MDR]

I got hit in the head with the business end of a pool cue once. She was pretty damn big, too. Her boyfriend/husband that I was fighting just started laughing and helped me up. I wouldn't recommend it. Still have the scar from the stitches. Lesson: If you decide to fight a biker, keep your eyes out for his old lady. Ah, to be young and stupid again...

 

[Brandibeth]

My freshman year of college, I moved in with a guy I knew from other friends. He was one of the coolest people I had ever met. He introduced me to a lifestyle I had never known. He was one of those people who were so cool that you were cool just by association. He got me laid quite a bit, and introduced me to the hardcore drug scene. I loved Matt like a brother. We partied like no tomorrow for about a year when he moved a girl in with us.

She was cool for about a week before the passive aggressive bitchery started. Matt and I had a policy of what is mine is yours with no incidents. That bitch wasn't there a week before she started bitching about somebody (hinting at me) used her soap. Somebody ate some of her ice cream. Somebody bla bla bla. She wouldn;t just tell me, oh no. She bitched in Matt's ear non stop. I didn't know that until after. She wouldn't talk to me when I said hello for a while, and then later would bitch at me about stupid shit. She acted like I had killed her dog over a fucking can of sprite. Slowly, Matt stopped hanging out and just stayed in the bedroom with her. Things starting getting a little stale.

Then one new years eve, we threw a party, but Matt was fortified in the bedroom with her because she was throwing a bitch fit over all of the people being there at the house. Fuck her! We threw parties every god damn weekend and some during the middle of the week before she got there. Now we are down to partying on holidays on account of her, and she still is being a pain in the ass.

I never figured it out. It was later that a mutual friend of ours told me that she was extremely possessive, and she manipulated Matt into cutting his friends out of his life one by one starting with me. She turned us against each other, and we had a terrible falling out. I was pretty busted up over it. We both said things we regretted.

Long story, and I am leaving out a lot. I hate that bitch to this day. But, I learned a good lesson, and that's to never ever ever live in a house with a friend and his girlfriend if you can help it. It doesn't matter if you were there first. If a friend has made the choice of pussy over you, bow out humbly and get the fuck out.

I hope he pulled his head out of his ass. I have alot of guy friends that have girlfriends that can be bitches. After they start "dating" a girl, then they can't be friends with any other girls. I HATE that and Im a girl. Most of the time its because the girl is insecure and too afraid that somebody else will grab him up. They try and ask me questions about it, and I dont have the answers. Guy roomates were far better than girl roommates.