The best of I want to look like Brad Pitt

[DanK]

This thread serves as a starting point for all the most important brad pitt threads, particularly those which mention fight club. Naturally I feel this should be a sticky so that everyone can be assured their chance to achieve a brad pitt esk physique despite their own genetics! This is a training thread, and shouldn't be moved to general chat, otherwise people won't know how to become like brad pitt.

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/showthread.php?t=44707&highlight=Brad+Pitt - A traditional brad pitt thread.

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/showthread.php?t=44928&highlight=Brad+Pitt - People want to fuq brad pitt

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/showthread.php?t=44789&highlight=Brad+Pitt - People want brad pitt for a dad, and angelina jolie as a mom, hey wait, it's supposed to go Who's your daddy, not Who's your momma... and it's not supposed to be taken literally...

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/showthread.php?t=44218&highlight=Brad+Pitt - young_d provides nude pictures of brad pitt here!!!

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/showthread.php?t=43387&highlight=Brad+Pitt - A mere 5 posts and OMG I WANT TO LOOK LIKE BRAD PITT!!!

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/showthread.php?t=42044&highlight=Brad+Pitt - Yep, it's confirmed, people want to fuq brad pitt, I DEMAND YOU COME OUT OF THE CLOSET AND ADMIT YOU WANT BRAD PITT NOW!!!

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/showthread.php?t=41854&highlight=Brad+Pitt - Here's where the world stopped saying lean or cut, and began asking if you want to look like brad pitt...

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/showthread.php?t=41721&highlight=Brad+Pitt - This is a significant brad pitt thread, because well, no one made fun of the person for making reference to brad pitt in fight club, just remember, in a forum, until the threads closed, it's not too late.

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/showthread.php?t=41601&highlight=Brad+Pitt - brad pitt is not a true mesomorph, so it's apparently safe to cross him. Tyler on the other hand makes bombs out of people fat, do not cross Tyler.

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/showthread.php?t=29701&highlight=Brad+Pitt - A classic show down between the choice of being big and ugly with shrivelled testicles and most likely a side job of sucking dick for steroids, or being small and sleeping with jennifer anniston, and ANYONE ELSE YOU DAMN WELL PLEASE just like brad pitt in fight club.

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/showthread.php?t=18303&highlight=Brad+Pitt - 41 god damn posts, 41 and not one girl said they wanted to do brad pitt, merely said that's what they call lean, these women are gay for not wanting brad pit.

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/showthread.php?t=39389&page=2&pp=50&highlight=Brad+Pitt - Expect brad pitt to join the NBA or at least nascar to become even more ripped and sexy as hell damn it. It'd crush the hopes of all ugly dudes around the world to join nascar, become a top driver and get hot race car chicks, if brad pitt joined nascar.

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/showthread.php?t=37733&highlight=Brad+Pitt - Ahsan once again causes another brad pitt thread...

ARGH, THE WHORER OF IT ALL, I CAN'T TAKE IT. This is probably the most difinitive brad pitt thread ever, and it's still far from complete, there are at last 80 more highly relevant, extremely important, brad pitt threads, many of them making reference to fight club, they're out there, and only you can collect them all! PIKACHU!

I'm off to start my cut like Edward Norton thread... followed by lean like buscemi, and then, 7 minute toby maguire in spiderman... my work is cut out for me.

 

[vegman]

 

[PreMier]

LMAO! hahahaha this is funny shit.

 

[seven11]

this should defenetly be a sticky hahaha good job man

 

[Stu]

lmao

 

[P-funk]

oh man.....lmao.

 

[P-funk]

also, I love the cliff notes version that you give at the end of each link.

 

[Yanick]

this is the greatest thread in all of forum history. someone please make this a sticky.

 

[min0 lee]

Please stop this madness.

It is a funny post though.

 

[DanK]

I think I unintentionally reminded some people that a few of those threads existed in the first place cause I've seen a few pop back up suddenly (and I only browse this forum regularly).

 

[maniclion]

To look like Brad Pitt make your camera man change the angle and have your lighting technician bring the light more overhead so it casts a shadow under your pecs making them appear larger. Oh but fisrt you have to trim way down and lift a couple weights

or you could go on the crack/ice diet and look like Benecio Del Toro who looks like a strung out Brad Pitt

 

[LAM]

I'm off to start my cut like Edward Norton thread... followed by lean like buscemi, and then, 7 minute toby maguire in spiderman... my work is cut out for me.

that's some of the funniest shit I have read in a while !