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im gonna lose 30 lbs of muscle so i can have a body like this next summer
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He's too small. Go bigger. The nipple rings are nice thou, too bad that is a gay model.
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im gonna lose 30 lbs of muscle so i can have a body like this next summer
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He's too small. Go bigger. The nipple rings are nice thou, too bad that is a gay model.
So one of my girls has this new love interest. He wants some sexy pics and she was not so sure about it. I told her go for it, just don't put your face till she is sure she can trust the guy. She makes said pics in a bra and thong panties. But when she goes to send them, she fucking sends them to her ex-husban's sister. She calls me freaking out, I am laughing so hard I can't even make her feel better.
You guys do realize dude is queer as a 3 dollar bill, right? might as well say you're going for the Bob Paris look. Maybe Greg Luganis (Lubed anus) is more your speed though.
LOL. I accidentally sent a pic of my nards to some chick on miumeet the other day. With my cell you scroll through the gallery w/ finger swipes and that app is sensitive so as you're scrolling, it's easy to send the wrong pic. Awkward...lol. Pretty sure she thought I sent it as an ice breaker or something.
He's too small. Go bigger. The nipple rings are nice thou, too bad that is a gay model.
I think this bunch is more into the nudes, bro. I got a friend that does some fitness modeling. She is like that chick in the arms, but skinnier everywhere else. Girl got a six pak. She is badass.Buncha Pole smokin', uphill landscaping sword swallowers up in deez parts lately.....![]()
@ Saney.........Dude, Michael Vick is fucking sick........6 touchdowns tonight.....4 passing Td's and 2 rushing TD's, 300 + yds passing and 50+ yds rushing........If he continues to play like this the Eagles are gonna be un-stoppable.......hate to say that being a Cowboy's fan, but dude is sick....
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Oh, got some good AP w/ the gf tonight. I was horned up all day. Noticed a ton of girls in Target that i wanted to pound the shit out of. Just that kind of day. She mentioned wanting some and slipped into some lingerie a little later. She was like "Are you gonna tear it up?". Be careful what you ask for because i pretty much did. She's not as used to my preferred style but she got some of it tonight. Busted a facial, which was surprisingly decent volume since I had just shot one yesterday at the party.
You kill me with all these alleged AP and facial stories.![]()
These bitches at these so called parties must be ugly as sin.![]()
Yeah, sprayable in a freaky trashy kinda way. It'd prolly be a lotta fun. She just wouldn't be a keeper.
Anyhoo, sending junk pics to other dudes doesn't make you ghey does it? I mean, a lot of that be going on around these parts. Just asking.
Yeah, sprayable in a freaky trashy kinda way. It'd prolly be a lotta fun. She just wouldn't be a keeper.
Anyhoo, sending junk pics to other dudes doesn't make you ghey does it? I mean, a lot of that be going on around these parts. Just asking.
Doubt that, baby. He is fucking hot and I am hard to charm.
Btw, Your boy toy has nothing on Mr. Fantastico.. I mean just look at him.. I pre-cum every time I scroll past a post of his..
plus not to mention that Junk pic he sent me some time ago.. yea, thats right.. that MF is my Screen Savor.. Think of it this way, his cock saves my computer from harm.. Pretty Fantastic right?
Btw, Your boy toy has nothing on Mr. Fantastico.. I mean just look at him.. I pre-cum every time I scroll past a post of his..
plus not to mention that Junk pic he sent me some time ago.. yea, thats right.. that MF is my Screen Savor.. Think of it this way, his cock saves my computer from harm.. Pretty Fantastic right?