tricep dips

[vortrit]

I farted....does anyone care more about that than this thread?

Did it have a fruity or nutty smell?

I once dipped with 6 plates, but they were all 2 1/2 pounds. Does that count?

 

[juggernaut]

Did it have a fruity or nutty smell?

I once dipped with 6 plates, but they were all 2 1/2 pounds. Does that count?

Garlic smell from the pizza last night.

 

[assassin]

I hope I've answered your questions to the best of my ability. I can be reached at my gym for further questioning.

ok I will feed back with more detailed questions soon, thank you for your fast responce, I was so curious you know..

 

[assassin]

I'll keep you updated.

Please keep me updated in this thread whenever yu fart again, it's the best thread to talk about our farts...

 

[Phineas]

Please keep me updated in this thread whenever yu fart again, it's the best thread to talk about our farts...

I think we should make a sticky for Jug's farts. We could call it the stinky sticky.

 

[Tamaon]

yea, i did feel the need to post it, looking for some recommendations on some good dipping belts...Do you feel the need to let your insecurities flow on the internet by being jealous of someone half your age who can dip more than you can?

Spud Inc makes some solid dipping belts, and a wicked thing called the Monster Multi Strap.

 

[assassin]

I think we should make a sticky for Jug's farts. We could call it the stinky sticky.

+1 ....... I vote for this thread as a sticky, so we can all talk here about our farts freely without being ashamed, anyone who has a disgusting fart story he could publish here immediately, we can call it "Stinky fart and useless Dips info Sticky"

 

[juggernaut]

I think we should make a sticky for Jug's farts. We could call it the stinky sticky.

All those in favor say aye?

 

[juggernaut]

threw on 4 plates on my chain dip belt for some tris, and within 4 seconds, the chain snapped off the belt..What a POS belt! hahah

those 2.5 lb donuts can be a bitch.

 

[assassin]

All those in favor say aye?

aye

 

[juggernaut]

Aye.

 

[Phineas]

Aye.

 

[njc]

Spud Inc makes some solid dipping belts, and a wicked thing called the Monster Multi Strap.

Let's refrain from hijacking threads. If you want to talk about belts than start a new thread. This thread is about farts.

 

[Phineas]

Last night I farted in bed when my girlfriend was in the bathroom, and I stealthily waved it away by using the blanket as a giant fan to spread the stench enough to render it undetectable.

The fart's source was oats, cottage cheese, and chocolate whey. It was a nutritious fart.

In fact, studies have shown that anyone who smells oats/whey-based farts within a 6 foot radius will experience 8.3% more hypertrophy. However, no research has shown a marked increase in CNS output. That would be the lesser common olive oil-based farts.

 

[juggernaut]

Last night I farted in bed when my girlfriend was in the bathroom, and I stealthily waved it away by using the blanket as a giant fan to spread the stench enough to render it undetectable.

The fart's source was oats, cottage cheese, and chocolate whey. It was a nutritious fart.

In fact, studies have shown that anyone who smells oats/whey-based farts within a 6 foot radius will experience 8.3% more hypertrophy. However, no research has shown a marked increase in CNS output. That would be the lesser common olive oil-based farts.

Pubmed?

 

[vortrit]

aye.

x 4

 

[Phineas]

Pubmed?

They can't handle this kind of science.

 

[juggernaut]

They can't handle this kind of science.

They can. You're right. Damn! There must be a way to handle this!

 

[assassin]

Last night I farted in bed when my girlfriend was in the bathroom, and I stealthily waved it away by using the blanket as a giant fan to spread the stench enough to render it undetectable.

The fart's source was oats, cottage cheese, and chocolate whey. It was a nutritious fart.

In fact, studies have shown that anyone who smells oats/whey-based farts within a 6 foot radius will experience 8.3% more hypertrophy. However, no research has shown a marked increase in CNS output. That would be the lesser common olive oil-based farts.

very useful info...

 

[juggernaut]

I farted with no one else in the gym and it reverberated into the corridor...thus carrying out the musty order. I walked out and forgot that I farted...I walked into it...said, damn that bad even for me.

 

[Life]

<3 this thread

 

[REDDOG309]

I just farted out a turtle head and had to make a run for the super bowl. Kinda smelt acidic, gotta check the diet.

 

[juggernaut]

too bad...wouldve been great if you popped one out and it fell on the floor.

 

[REDDOG309]

I'm way to old to be shaking one down the leg

 

[juggernaut]

I'm way to old to be shaking one down the leg

bullshit. It happens to the best of us!

 

[vortrit]

The tricep dip and fart thread...

 

[Phineas]

The ....fart thread...

There you go. That's more like it.

 

[juggernaut]

Ever have a potato chip fart??? They're brutal. Girls? Period farts right??? Right? RIGHT??!!!

 

[rockhardly]

So, about this fart. Do you feel relief after release? Is the cloud colored? And what would you guess the volumetric flow rate is? I am just curious cuz I am starting to think that I wish I was lactose intolerant.

I think we care more about your fart than this thread!

 

[juggernaut]

So, about this fart. Do you feel relief after release?
Most likely unless you shart...I would assume.
Is the cloud colored?
It can be especially if the food is a sulphuric food (spinach, egg)
And what would you guess the volumetric flow rate is?
I'd say a short radius of about 3 feet or more depending on where and how much wind is being shot out of my ass at any given time.
I am just curious cuz I am starting to think that I wish I was lactose intolerant.
Being lactose intolerant can be fun, except when at a social function where you usally need to plug it up. The gas that builds up however and when released is pure nastiness and putrid. Not necessarily a bad thing, but to family and friends, can be quite exasperating.
I think we care more about your fart than this thread!

Ya think?