How about posting a picture of DaMayor on your fridge?
Dat's Nassssstay!
Well, let's see......since Built's a light weight, the MD/20/20 diet is out, even if it is terrific for the colon.
1.)I would recommend starting with a good
colonic or something by Klee Irwin...just because I like the name Klee Irwin.
2.)
Purchase an expensive blender so you can make your own healthy beverages. Preferably something with a catchy name, like the
Montel Williams Health Master, or the
Easy Health Tornado T1 Power Blender or the
Jack Lalanne's Health Master 100 Blender , or anything with "Tech" or Vita" in the name.(Umm, Like the one I told you about when we had the conversation about how musclebound and generally gross and boy-like you were looking lately, chuh, but your never listen to me anyway..*eating chips*)
Mix the following:
Cottage Cheese
Plain Yogurt
Fat Free Whipped Cream
Aloe Juice
Green Tea
3 Bananas
1 Apple
12 Strawberries
10 Blueberries
4oz. Organic Maple Syrup
2oz. wheat germ
4oz. Instant Oatmeal
6oz. Whole Soy Milk
1oz. Flax Seeds
2 lbs. Peanut Butter
Acidophilus
Bee pollen
Brewer's yeast
Calcium powder
Chlorella powder
Chlorophyll liquid
Lecithin powder or granules
Spirulina powder
Vitamin C power
Wheat bran
Raw Honey
Black Strap Molasses
1 head of Cabbage
1 McGriddle
1 sprig mint
The zest of one lime
2oz. Medifast Chocolate (or 15 Hershey's Kisses)
2 Tsp. Benefiber
Enjoy! ........running to the bathroom to start your new fat loss program! Which leads me to the next option..
3.)
Bulimia Nervosa~ quick, efficient, and easy....there are bathrooms EVERYWHERE.
4.)
The Cotton Ball Diet. Dab on that base makeup, pop the applicator in your mouth, and bang....you're full!
5.)
Amputation just lop off what you don't want....or get a friend to help.
I'll tell ya what, I could go on and on, but we all know the answer to a sexy physique is Special~K, Activia and
How could this NOT work??
