Tuesday Joke

[Burner02]

A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.

For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.

A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."

He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."

 

[Chubby]

A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.

For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.

A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."

He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."

funny and mean

 

[QuestionGuy]

yeah pretty funny but mean.....PLUS, that something a hot chick would say..

 

[maniclion]

yeah pretty funny but mean.....PLUS, that something a hot chick would say..

You've obviously never been to a nude beach, hot chicks are rare around there unless they are doing a photo shoot or with a rich old perv......

 

[IronAddict]

That was a good one.

 

[nkira]

Never been to nude beach....but that is SO true....

You've obviously never been to a nude beach, hot chicks are rare around there unless they are doing a photo shoot or with a rich old perv......

 

[lola1182]

haha, i love that!

 

[min0 lee]

 

[sara]

Lol

 

[QuestionGuy]

You've obviously never been to a nude beach, hot chicks are rare around there unless they are doing a photo shoot or with a rich old perv......

A. I wish I could be that rich old perv.
B. No...No I have not.