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Valentine day preperations

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Can't believe no one has said anything yet. I'm gonna pop some cialis and pull off the saint valentines day massacre of 2012! :lol:
What will you do with the other 23 hours and 57 minutes?
 
7pm dinner reservations at The Drunken Fish, then I'll probably let her take a toot on the 'ole meat whistle.
 
What will you do with the other 23 hours and 57 minutes?
More like 23 hours and 56 minutes thank you! :don't:

I'll probably lay on the couch and tell that girl to make me a sammich

I sleep next to a .45 and have a 12 gauge in my closet.....

1 colt 45
1 Browning Hi-Power
1 colt AR 30rnd
1 Fenix 200w flashlight
and if all of that fails, a crossbow.

Although I imagine I'd get some bonus points for slamming someone with a crossbow. That'd be pretty legit.
 
Wiener touching sounds nice....


Yes, sir. She's been working on her gag reflexes over the past couple of months. Still not where I need her to be, but at least she's taking it like a champ.
 
Imagine breaking into someones house and staring down a crossbow...
Bad times...
 
1 Fenix 200w flashlight
and if all of that fails, a crossbow.

Although I imagine I'd get some bonus points for slamming someone with a crossbow. That'd be pretty legit.

SloppyJ aka VAN HELSING is coming with us. If heavy turns out to be a vampire, we got that shit covered:shooter:
 
More like 23 hours and 56 minutes thank you! :don't:

I'll probably lay on the couch and tell that girl to make me a sammich



1 colt 45
1 Browning Hi-Power
1 colt AR 30rnd
1 Fenix 200w flashlight
and if all of that fails, a crossbow.

Although I imagine I'd get some bonus points for slamming someone with a crossbow. That'd be pretty legit.

Believe that. I doubt many people can claim a fatality with a crossbow.
 
Imagine breaking into someones house and staring down a crossbow...
Bad times...

"Wrong house motherfuck^r!"
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SloppyJ aka VAN HELSING is coming with us. If heavy turns out to be a vampire, we got that shit covered:shooter:

Hey Kate was smoking hot in that movie :whackit:
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I've got to babysit my 8 brothers and sisters. My mom has a couple dates.

Otherwise I'd be banging my super hot girlfriends.
 
I'll just pull out an 18g pin and inject 10ml of air into your heart. Better not wear a size 12 shoe because those mother fuckers are mine after I give you the embolism.
You think I'm scared? Come at me, BRO! I wear 11.5's, by the way. It will be a tight fit.
Hey Kate was smoking hot in that movie :whackit:
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Do you think Sloppy would wear that during the raid?
One can only hope :daydream:
 
Do you think Sloppy would wear that during the raid? One can only hope :daydream:

It might be a right fit, but if he has a blade, it might work :thinking:
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We'll get him some dnp before showtime.
 
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Valentines day in my home has been postponed til Saturday. My wife has her "friend" and I dont have anyone to watch my kids. FML.......:wits:
 
What will you do with the other 23 hours and 57 minutes?
 
starting to wonder if a couple of you guys have helmets and know something i don't about why theCaptn' went to indonesia. :coffee:
 
my son usually tries to get all his tutoring done in two days to have a short school week. i just heard him tell his tutor he has to be somewhere at 5:30... somewhere is a really cute little blonde. :dont:
 
my son usually tries to get all his tutoring done in two days to have a short school week. i just heard him tell his tutor he has to be somewhere at 5:30... somewhere is a really cute little blonde. :dont:

LW, don't interfere with your sons sexy time. If you need to take your mind off things, just call me;)
 
Nigga, I told you once, and this is the last time I'ma say it. You best back the FUCK up off my bitch!
 
i don't interfere... well i helped him pick out a gift. her parents treat her like the princess in the ivory tower. my only concern is they think my son should have to walk thru coals to see her. so far he thinks it's worth it... reminds me of the eddie murphey "it's just a cracker" bit.
 
Nigga, I told you once, and this is the last time I'ma say it. You best back the FUCK up off my bitch!

I thought you were married and had kids? I'm single and I gots to get some love. Don't be greedy benj.
 
The hell happened to the Cap anyways?

It's like a bad case of "Where's Waldo?!"
 
he's back but was mugged by two trannies wearing helmets. they got his credit cards.
 
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