Valentine day preperations

[~RaZr~]

he's back but was mugged by two trannies wearing helmets. they got his credit cards.

Fuck! Probably ran up his cards on porn, makeup and testosterone.

 

[bigbenj]

I thought you were married and had kids? I'm single and I gots to get some love. Don't be greedy benj.

I have one kid, nigga, one kid!





































You're right. I apologize. Just promise me you'll give her a little tap on the booty and say "that was for Benj".

 

[bigbenj]

Oh, and just fyi everyone, no, I do not act this way around my kid. Some jack off thought that in another thread.

Around my kid I just act like a big teddy bear.

 

[Vibrant]

I have one kid, nigga, one kid!






You're right. I apologize. Just promise me you'll give her a little tap on the booty and say "that was for Benj".

Fuck I'm lonely

Honestly if little wing lets me come over, I'll give her as many taps from you as you want.

 

[~RaZr~]

Some jack off thought that in another thread.

Damn, some people take the interwebz way to seriously

 

[bigbenj]

I'm off on Sunday

 

[bigbenj]

Damn, some people take the interwebz way to seriously

LOL. I'd be one shitty parent if I was melting down in front of my kid every day haha

 

[withoutrulers]

Have any of you revved up gutter sluts actually fucked some one unconscious before? I mean like the actual act rendered them unconscious. Is there something wrong with me?







P.s. happy valentines......... to my neighbors.

 

[Big Pimpin]

Have any of you revved up gutter sluts actually fucked some one unconscious before? I mean like the actual act rendered them unconscious. Is there something wrong with me?







P.s. happy valentines......... to my neighbors.

 

[NeilPearson]

Do you guys really need the Cialis? Lame!

 

[~RaZr~]

Do you guys really need the Cialis? Lame!

Do porn stars need it? No....
But it "probably" makes the sex a hell of a lot more fun.

 

[heavyiron]

Big true

 

[Big Pimpin]

Do porn stars need it? No....
But it "probably" makes the sex a hell of a lot more fun.

That's why porn chicks 'perform' while on coke.

 

[bigbenj]

Have any of you revved up gutter sluts actually fucked some one unconscious before? I mean like the actual act rendered them unconscious. Is there something wrong with me?

What did you do with the other 23 hours and 57 minutes?

 

[withoutrulers]

What did you do with the other 23 hours and 57 minutes?

The wheels will eventually fall off this wagon, and you'll get stuck in the mud. And by mud I mean buttsexed.

 

[Little Wing]

i think porn chicks have the worst sex of anyone. you almost never see one cum. i have watched a shit ton of porn n have probably seen 2 real female orgasms in porn and maybe 6 guys that have a clue how to find a clit.

 

[bigbenj]

The wheels will eventually fall off this wagon, and you'll get stuck in the mud. And by mud I mean buttsexed.

I'm loosening the lug nuts as we speak...

 

[fitter420]

 

[SloppyJ]

and maybe 6 guys that have a clue how to find a clit.

I'm loosening the lug nuts as we speak...

This ^^^

 

[Little Wing]

what does loosening the lug nuts mean? i know what they are on a car...

 

[heavyiron]

Shows us your tits ^^^^

 

[hypo_glycemic]

^^ lol