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[oufinny]

Son, I am self-taught on most things in life. Knowing how to sexually please hot women especially came naturally for me.

All hail this guy, Hugh Heffner calls him for advice. Why don't you show us a few of the women this "natural" talent pulls in otherwise your just some troll talking shit. Seems a common trend around these parts as of late.

 

[D-Lats]

Son, I am self-taught on most things in life. Knowing how to sexually please hot women especially came naturally for me.

Hmm really doubt it.

 

[oufinny]

Hmm really doubt it.

Yeah no shit!!!

 

[CellarDoor]

I would like to welcome you out of the dark ages, sir. You have to be kidding, you absolutely have to be kidding. Do you pick up pussy in a convent or an elementary school?

Uh...right. He's in the dark ages.


Cause I don't hear from men all the time:

My girl won't rub her pussy in front of me...

My girl won't fuck a 12 inch dildo....

My girl won't take it up the ass...

 

[REDDOG309]

Yuck, this thread took a downward spiral when 50+ folks chime in with stories/advice.

Son, you can call me old, you can say I'm pale and unjerked. But I was honing my skills when your mom was squirting her placenta down your back when you were born. I know you think ramming your cock in a girl three times a night for 48 seconds each time is pleasing her, but you got alot to learn son.

 

[Leave]

this forum board is loaded with guys in their 20's, that wont listen to any kind of advice. know it alls. couple of years coming on to this forum and its one dumb question after another.. kinda like the funnny paper..always asking dumb questions re training. stuff thats so simple, but they just dont know.. bet a ton they never amount to anything with no gains in their sporting life, powerlifting, bodybuilding or whatever.. bet they only gain they make is unwanted pounds on their frame trying to get bigger.. lol!!

now it looks like they're the best in the sack too..

remember young ones, you have 2 ears and 1 mouth.. listen more and keep quiet..you'll benifit from listening and not talking so much..

Listening to you could only make my life worse.

Thanks but NO THANKS.

All hail this guy, Hugh Heffner calls him for advice. Why don't you show us a few of the women this "natural" talent pulls in otherwise your just some troll talking shit. Seems a common trend around these parts as of late.

Whatever.

Unfiltered dialogue is considered "trolling" around these parts.
In my short time here, I've read that ridiculous shit time and again.

Hmm really doubt it.

Only because you don't know any better.

Son, you can call me old, you can say I'm pale and unjerked. But I was honing my skills when your mom was squirting her placenta down your back when you were born. I know you think ramming your cock in a girl three times a night for 48 seconds each time is pleasing her, but you got alot to learn son.

All my ladies would disagree. Like I said there is absolutely nothing you could teach me.

 

[independent]

Unfiltered dialogue is considered "trolling" around these parts.
In my short time here, I've read that ridiculous shit time and again.
.

When you come into a forum and act like a douche you sound like a troll who wants attention. If youre as good as you say than enlighten us, otherwise do as your username says.

 

[Leave]

When you come into a forum and act like a douche you sound like a troll who wants attention. If youre as good as you say than enlighten us, otherwise do as your username says.

You woke up on the wrong side of bed this morning or what?

Why should I share my secrets with you Little Moe Moe or anyone else?

What do I have to gain from it? Enlighten me on that, oh wise one.

 

[independent]

You woke up on the wrong side of bed this morning or what?

Why should I share my secrets with you Little Moe Moe or anyone else?

What do I have to gain from it? Enlighten me on that, oh wise one.

Actually I feel great.

Why because you say how great you are.

Maybe a little respect, that wont happen because you cant bring anything to the table that we dont know already.

Have a great day.

 

[Leave]

Oh I have lots and lots of respect, FOR MYSELF.

That's why I often mention how great I am, and don't need advice.

And yes I usually do have great days.

 

[oufinny]

Oh I have lots and lots of respect, FOR MYSELF.

That's why I often mention how great I am, and don't need advice.

And yes I usually do have great days.

One day when your head is removed from your ass, you will read what you are writing and see how big of a douche you are. Dude, there are every kind of person and personality here, yet you have managed to stand out in a bad way. That alone speaks volumes... Shit I would rather argue with Retlaw than listen to your bull shit.

 

[Leave]

One day when your head is removed from your ass, you will read what you are writing and see how big of a douche you are. Dude, there are every kind of person and personality here, yet you have managed to stand out in a bad way. That alone speaks volumes... Shit I would rather argue with Retlaw than listen to your bull shit.

And I'd feel sorry for Retlaw if the feeling was mutal regarding you.

Nice of you to blame the lack of riveting personalities around here on me.

Talk about true BULLSHIT.

 

[independent]

Theres nothing riveting aboout your personality. Anyone can talk shit and sound like a douche.

 

[phosphor]

Another interesting thread turned to shit. What a fuckin clown.

 

[Leave]

Theres nothing riveting aboout your personality. Anyone can talk shit and sound like a douche.

Apparently not since I can standout so easily. LMAO @ your failed attempt to best me.

 

[Leave]

Another interesting thread turned to shit. What a fuckin clown.

Damn that Little Moe Moe.

 

[Aries1]

Uh...right. He's in the dark ages.


Cause I don't hear from men all the time:

My girl won't rub her pussy in front of me...

My girl won't fuck a 12 inch dildo....

My girl won't take it up the ass...

um...

 

[CellarDoor]

um...

What? Did I say something strange?

 

[Pony]

Uh...right. He's in the dark ages.


Cause I don't hear from men all the time:

My girl won't rub her pussy in front of me...

My girl won't fuck a 12 inch dildo....

My girl won't take it up the ass...

Are you a therapist or do you just fuck a lot of guys or do you just talk about it online?

He was implying most girls don't masturbate, which has nothing to do with anything you've posted here. You're a woman right? So then if you are in real life, a woman, you know how full of shit that statement is.

 

[independent]

Get this thread back on track.

 

[blazeftp]

Another interesting thread turned to shit. What a fuckin clown.

Yup....
Was looking to be very interesting.
We share knowledge of bodybuilding and AAS and other things on here.
Why not about making a woman cum

 

[adrien]

Just a little bump to get this thread started back up

 

[Nadar]

I thought it ran its course a long time ago.

 

[adrien]

lol...you could very well be correct...just seeing if there is still a heartbeat somewhere

 

[blazeftp]

lol...you could very well be correct...just seeing if there is still a heartbeat somewhere

Well thread was about how to make a woman cum.
Think we have coved that subject

 

[adrien]

guess your right