What do you think about when you masturbate

[bio-chem]

for me the sexiest thing to imagine is your lover in the throes of passion.



hmmm. it's the right word yet....

throe 1.a violent spasm or pang; paroxysm. 2.a sharp attack of emotion. 3.throes, a.any violent convulsion or struggle: the throes of battle. b.the agony of death. c.the pains of childbirth.

so sex should be painful?

 

[Little Wing]

so sex should be painful?

sometimes

 

[bio-chem]

sometimes

 

[min0 lee]

I had a dream that all IM members were gummy bears and poor BigDyl was in this middle of this circle.......

 

[shiznit2169]

Tiki or Ronde Barber - just an example

Funny you mentioned that, i ran into Tiki Barber last Friday at Fenway park attending a redsox game. He was a class act and shook hands and took pictures with all the fans who were around him. Not to mention, he was huge.

 

[bio-chem]

I had a dream that all IM members were gummy bears and poor BigDyl was in this middle of this circle.......

and where were you in all of this?

 

[Crono1000]

for me the sexiest thing to imagine is your lover in the throes of passion.

I completely agree. Sometimes when you're fantasizing, it's great to picture your lover watching you do the asian chick next door. Someone's gotta hold the camera, right?

 

[katt]

Funny you mentioned that, i ran into Tiki Barber last Friday at Fenway park attending a redsox game. He was a class act and shook hands and took pictures with all the fans who were around him. Not to mention, he was huge.

You did??? How awesome was that!

 

[katt]

I had a dream that all IM members were gummy bears and poor BigDyl was in this middle of this circle.......

 

[katt]

so katt, u like the dark meat do u? have u ever had it?????
i know where u can get some!!!!

FYYFF!!!!!!!

 

[BoneCrusher]

so katt, u like the dark meat do u? have u ever had it?????
i know where u can get some!!!!

BOB = Battery Operated Boyfriend = A dildo. Someone re-ban which ever this is

 

[katt]

 

[goob]

Goob.....

You think about me when you masterbate?????

Min0 I never knew you cared. (Please be the Lee half.......)

 

[VicVega]

I usually think about awesome times i had with past ex's, rarely the person im with atm.

 

[maniclion]

and where were you in all of this?

Masturbating, duh....

 

[min0 lee]

You think about me when you masterbate?????

Min0 I never knew you cared. (Please be the Lee half.......)

Wise guy ey?

 

[Little Wing]

I completely agree. Sometimes when you're fantasizing, it's great to picture your lover watching you do the asian chick next door. Someone's gotta hold the camera, right?

how much trouble will you be in if Tit reads this thread

 

[Crono1000]

how much trouble will you be in if Tit reads this thread

which is why we keep it our little secret

 

[fufu]

FYYFF!!!!!!!

fuck you you fucking fuck?

Do I win the prize??

 

[MCx2]

fuck you you fucking fuck?

Do I win the prize??

The judges say fuck you you fucking freak and fuck you you freak fuck are also acceptable.

 

[fufu]

^ weeee!

 

[TrojanMan60563]

Fuck You You Fat Fucker

I like that one......


Anyways I typically jerk off thinking about an ex, or someone I have already fucked. I just replay a sex act I was involved in and that turns me on....crazy as well because I still replay fond times from high school and that was FOREVER ago. I am all about reality and things I can grasp...no pun intended

 

[MCx2]

Anyways I typically jerk off thinking about an ex, or someone I have already fucked. I just replay a sex act I was involved in and that turns me on.

Ditto.

 

[AKIRA]

Fuck You You Fat Fucker

I like that one......


Anyways I typically jerk off thinking about an ex, or someone I have already fucked. I just replay a sex act I was involved in and that turns me on....crazy as well because I still replay fond times from high school and that was FOREVER ago. I am all about reality and things I can grasp...no pun intended

Agreed 100%.

Or OPP.

 

[Burner02]

I am all about reality and things I can grasp...no pun intended

way to take matters...into your own hand...
<rim shot please!>

 

[katt]

fuck you you fucking fuck?

Do I win the prize??

Good Job Fufu.... exactly right!

 

[the other half]

i think about katt, and then the barber twins show up and ruin it all.

so then i just stop because i cant compete with them.

 

[Little Wing]

Good Job Fufu.... exactly right!

i spent a minute or so wondering then gave up. it's so obvious now

 

[katt]

i think about katt, and then the barber twins show up and ruin it all.

so then i just stop because i cant compete with them.

Oh, you compete quite well

 

[the other half]

oh, u r just saying that