What is your best pick up line?

[Dipsh!t]

What is your best pick up line?

 

[largepkg]

What is your best pick up line?

Nice shoes, wanna......

 

[The Monkey Man]

Hi, my name is _______ , I am very pleased to meet you.

(actual, best working, pick-up line)

 

[The Monkey Man]

Hi, I'm Fred Flintstone, I want to take you home and make your Bedrock!

 

[min0 lee]

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

I'm good at math, U+I=69

I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

 

[The Monkey Man]

Hiya babe...

Whats your sign?

I'm feces...

You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my life!!

I'm sorry, I apologize,

that was very forward of me...

I'm very drunk...

and you could be very ugly- I can't tell!?

 

[MyK]

I don't have pick up lines. I just walk up and say the first thing that comes to mind!

 

[bulletproof1]

http://linesthataregood.com/innuendo.html

 

[Dipsh!t]

bulletproof - nice try... sure those aint your best pick up line tho

 

[MasterMind]

me-what's your sign?
her-stop!!

me-girl i wanna take you out some time..you know some pizza, a movie then we go to my place and fuck

her-smack!!!

me- what you don't like pizza? how about burgers?

me to a waitress-(throw sugar packet on floor) oh excuse me you dropped your name tag

me sitting down in a bar- i'm not really this tall, i'm just sitting on my wallet

 

[goandykid]

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Pocahontas?

 

[Michael (Dj)]

Get ya coat uv pulled !! lol (jk)

thres loads but non come to mind

 

[ponyboy]

I may not be the only guy here but I'm the only one talking to you.

 

[min0 lee]

I have a big dick.