Godhand, your parents kicked Dave Chappelle out of showbiz....
http://www.chappelletheory.com/
(this thing is long, but pretty interesting)
http://www.chappelletheory.com/
(this thing is long, but pretty interesting)
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What really happened to Dave Chappelle
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this better be good!
just like your mother on my dick, it's damn good.
I have two dads!
all i got to say is that 3rd season is still coming out in 06.
www.comedycentral.com
www.comedycentral.com
LexusGS said:
the skits were shot before Dave disapeared!
gococksDJS said:
it sucked! just like your grandmother!
dave chappelle
Dave Chappelle Was Sent To A Drug Rehab Facility Some Where In Africa For Heroin. Thats What I Heard On Some Tv Show Like Cnn Or Some Stuff
"cocaine's A Hell Of A Drug!!!!!!"
Dave Chappelle Was Sent To A Drug Rehab Facility Some Where In Africa For Heroin. Thats What I Heard On Some Tv Show Like Cnn Or Some Stuff
"cocaine's A Hell Of A Drug!!!!!!"
Let's see....
Killing Oprah Winfrey: $50
Bill Cosby: $50
Louis Farakhan: $50
Al Sharpton: $50
Robert L. Johnson: $50
Protecting Chappelle and getting his show back on the air: Priceless
There are some thing money can't buy....
....but for 50 bucks, I'll kill anyone.
Killing Oprah Winfrey: $50
Bill Cosby: $50
Louis Farakhan: $50
Al Sharpton: $50
Robert L. Johnson: $50
Protecting Chappelle and getting his show back on the air: Priceless
There are some thing money can't buy....
....but for 50 bucks, I'll kill anyone.
Me and Foreman.....ooppsMyK said:
It's actually me and Dale...min0 lee said:
gococksDJS said:
True Story.
That little website just sold 20 Zillion copies of the next 10 seasons for Comedy Central.
I was in bed next to my wife when I got woken up by a heavy pressure on my chest.
I opened my eyes to find one of the three men ??? that appeared in my bathroom days before ??? perched on top of my stomach, wielding a Colt 45 handgun with an enormous silencer. The other two men were holding me down. It seemed like my wife had been drugged, as she laid motionless but breathing next to me.
Oprah Winfrey leaned forward and whispered in my ear "you better watch your step ??? we're representing interests more powerful than you can imagine. You do remember that Farrakhan killed Malcom, and that Cosby, Johnson and I have more money than God ??? we can keep this harassment up forever. Is this what you want your life to be like Dave?"
The last thing I remember, someone knocked me out.
I woke up with my wife the next morning and I thought it might have been a dream, but I still have a bruise on my head and I really think this all happened, despite the fact that my wife shows no signs of anything having ever happened.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
I opened my eyes to find one of the three men ??? that appeared in my bathroom days before ??? perched on top of my stomach, wielding a Colt 45 handgun with an enormous silencer. The other two men were holding me down. It seemed like my wife had been drugged, as she laid motionless but breathing next to me.
Oprah Winfrey leaned forward and whispered in my ear "you better watch your step ??? we're representing interests more powerful than you can imagine. You do remember that Farrakhan killed Malcom, and that Cosby, Johnson and I have more money than God ??? we can keep this harassment up forever. Is this what you want your life to be like Dave?"
The last thing I remember, someone knocked me out.
I woke up with my wife the next morning and I thought it might have been a dream, but I still have a bruise on my head and I really think this all happened, despite the fact that my wife shows no signs of anything having ever happened.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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Yanick said:
I was wondering this as well. I'm not a big believer in cabals, but it sounds interesting.
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There had to be something more than just the pressure of fame. Chappelle doesnt seem like the type that loves fame. IDK. I don't believe the theory but there was more going on.
