What Sounds Do You Do During Cardio?

[The Monkey Man]

I hate cardio in the gym...

When I moved from the midwest to the southwest,
the primary motivation was sunshine, and cardio.

That took place, of course I lost about 20Lbs of muscle over 2.5 years.
Now, I find myself wanting to resume a little cardio in the gym while I workout,
and it is productive to do so.

Problem:
"Doing cardio inside bores the sh!t out of me".
I found myself buying another IPOD, and loading
instead of music, Audio Books...

But I switch back to music before lifting.
(FYI, I got the new IPOD (shuffle) for $23)...


WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN CARDIO IS INVOLVED?

 

[I Are Baboon]

iPod, and every cardio machine at my gym has its own TV. Between the two things, cardio is almost tolerable.

 

[busyLivin]

I always do my cardio at home & watch tv

 

[ALBOB]

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WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN CARDIO IS INVOLVED?

Lots of begging, followed by a minute and a half of grunting then a nap.

 

[bio-chem]

^^^LOL

my cardio is accompanied with tears. i hate it so much i usually cry

 

[AKIRA]

In response to the Title...

I grunt, pant, moan, fart, swear. In order. Swearing commences on my exit.

 

[Perdido]

Same as above but leave cash on the night stand then go home







(BTW I'm joking)

 

[sara]

I close my eyes for 10 minutes, open my eyes.. check out cute guys if there are any, ... close my eyes again for 10 minutes

 

[Perdido]

I close my eyes for 10 minutes, open my eyes.. check out cute guys if there are any, ... close my eyes again for 10 minutes

Excuse me there Miss but sunbathing on the beach does not qualify as cardio

 

[maniclion]

Playstation, usually an action game......

 

[lnvanry]

I only do cardio for 4-6 weeks just before summer...so I feel ya on the boring tip.

I do it first thing in the morning w/o food or drink...throw the ipod shuffle on w/ techno and simply trance out for 30min.

 

[pitbullguy0101]

put korn or godsmack on the mp3 and start running and get behind a hot chick it works like the rabbit at the dog race

 

[irontime]

Usually involves a *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* sound followed by the sound of tissue paper being thrown away and then the crinkling of a porno being shoved back in the drawer.