Whats The Best Pick Up Line(Ever)

[DFINEST]

.....Show her you want her for her body and for her mind. She is an intelligent person and needs to feel like you respect her intellect and smarts.

I want her MIND to know
that I want her BODY

 

[shutupntra1n]

Take Me Anywhere BUT here

I always liked guys to ask me to a boxing match, car show, Superbowl Party... If he is observing me enough to think I'm attractive then he's def smart enough to say something that will interest me that is not geared towards any chick but specifically something of my own interest. Then we are definitely going out.

 

[gr81]

yeah but how is a guy going to know what your specific interests are before he knows you and has gone out with you? Once you get to know what that persons interest are, then you could cater towards that, but until then, if I have tickets to a sporting event, I am takin my male friends.. lol

btw shutupntra1n, I love the AVI

 

[shutupntra1n]

Thanx

 

[BoneCrusher]

Come on gr81 ... you stalk the girl like everyone else does. Ya know ... do a lil' lite B&E, read her diary, see what she hangs on her wall, what is in the fridge, the colors she has in the drawers and closets. Once ya know what she is all about, the you have that "chance" encounter and the rest is easy.

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[gr81]

its not that my man, its just that I LOVE Jessica Rabbit is all.. yeah boi!

 

[BritChick]

Had a guy introduce himself to me as Haywood at a bar... gave me his number on a piece of paper... couple of days later I am rummaging through my purse and find his name and number, his name Haywood Jablome!!!!!

 

[kvyd]

lmao

 

[gr81]

The best thing to do, I guarantee this works all the time, I totally forgot about this. You start talkin to a girl that you want to call you and when it comes time, give her your number, but write it on the back of an ATM reciept and make sure the reciept has a huge balance. That shit works all the time. Us Leykis 101 students have been doing this for a while, if you don't have a huge balance then its easy to find onne that does. by the time thios broad finds out the deal you should've already hit it and its a done deal.. ha ha

 

[Muscle_Girl]

Says a guy thats a jerk, bleh on all of you, what is with this world now a days, cant anyone just stick to one and fall in love? Its all about who can get more and how quick hah.. I will never understand the male mind..

 

[gr81]

are you calling me a jerk? cuz that would be rude.. what the hell is so hard to understand about men, its very simple, in fact we couldn't be more simple for christs sake. Look you talk about love and all that, which is great, but you don't fall in love with someone until after you have established some sort of emotional connection, and that doesn't occur until we have had sex with you, plain and simple. That doesn't mean thats all we are after, nor does it mean that afterwards we may not fall madly in love with you, that may be the case, but thats how it is.

besides you can't even say that women aren't juts as bad in teh dating game, they are. in fact I say they are worse. So a guy uses a fake ATM receipt to attract a women, but look at it this way. No self respecting women would even fall for that, nor would it matter to her, so all you are doing is weeding out the goldgiggers. If you are not one then you have nothing to worry about. more over you are takin it a bit too seriously, I was half joking. can't we all just get along? lol

 

[gr81]

what is with this world now a days, cant anyone just stick to one and fall in love?

and I need to say another thing, its not all of a sudden that our culture has this behavoir and if you think it is then you have been reading too many romance novels dear. Men were much worse back in the day. Sexual appeal has ALWAYS been important to men, just as power and wealth has ALWAYS been important to women, thats how it is and thats how it will be. We are living in an age now where women have more power than ever, and being politically correct, or overly androgenic or full of testosterone is equated as being negative. what does that say about todays society??

 

[Muscle_Girl]

If you were to use someone elses atm receipt, wouldn't that show you have less self-confidence in yourself? Like, if you think that you can't get a girl unless you look like your filthy rich, then you have problems. I cant speak for every chick out there, but I know there are a few that would be disgusted in something like this, especially if it was just for sex. Not sure how you like your women, but I for one, am not even close to that type. I don't walk into bars everynight and pick a new guy to take home, I wouldnt be able to bring myself to do that, I am just not the "slutty" type I guess. What if you had more interest in this girl and because she found out you faked to get with her, she dumped you right on the spot. Lies and relationships dont mix too well. I don't care how you run your life, I just dont get why men have to sleep with a person before they can start getting emotional... oh.. sorry, was that one of your pick up lines?

 

[gr81]

Lies and relationships dont mix too well. I don't care how you run your life, I just dont get why men have to sleep with a person before they can start getting emotional... oh.. sorry, was that one of your pick up lines?

first of all, you don't have to be a bitch about it, ya know it is possible to converse about a subject without getting insulting is it not? I wasn't rude to you was I, I mean if I was then I apologize. Second of all, if you read my post you will remember that I said I heard about this tactic on a radio show and since it fits right in with the topic of the thread, which just happens to be pick up lines, I shared it. Does it mean thats what I do or believe in? no it doesn't
Third of all, how many women have you dated, b/c I bet the house I have dated more than you. It has nothing to do with self confidence, heres the bottom line and its very simple: The wealthier the man is, the hotter chick he can get. A mans financial situation is directly related to the level of attractivness of his chick. Its like that, so when we do things like that, thats why. And may I say that men would be perfectly happy fuckin in a cardboard box instead of a house, but since its the women that want material things, we buy materials, ya dig?
And my last point is you are absolutely correct, lies are no way to build a relationship. I wasn't commenting on how to better your relationship, I was merely commenting on how to get laid. You have to treat a relationship completely different and I do. But the mere notion that men are the ones to blame for all these dating games we play is so absurd. Men have to sleep with you b/c sex is a bodily need for men, its not as emotional of a process as it is for women, its a need. we are gonna do it with or without you, and its much nicer to do it with you. thats why. don't blame us, we were made this way. The sooner you realize that we are the way we are and stop trying to complicate out natural thought process, the better off your relationships will be dear, trust me. We don't drop suttle hints with our behavior like women do, when we do things, its b/c thats what we are trying to get across, we are not trying to tell you something. Take things for what they ae and don't over dramatize situations. Men are so easy to figure out its kindof pathetic. Now if you don't like it then thats a different story, but don't be in denial. Why do men do certain things and behave a certain way, b/c we do, thats why. Why do women own do many god damm shoes?? I find it best just not to ask questions like that as it seldom leads to nothing but further confusion. it is what it is, ya dig.. peace

 

[Muscle_Girl]

I wasn't being a bitch, I was just so taken by the fact of how I have always been told the way men are, is actually true. Plus the fact that I was stupid enough to think you might be a little bit different from that category of men, but you not, your just like them. All they care about is getting their dick wet, thats that. I have no problem pleasing someone in that perspective, but when it comes to a one nighter, fuck that, you dont realise you might be hurting someone in the process. Yea, thats a point, if she was really interested in you, would she give it up onthe first date? And if she didn't would she even have a fucking chance at another one with you? I know some women are like this too, which comes down to the point that I am not, and I thought you weren't, but I was wrong.

 

[shutupntra1n]

I wasn't being a bitch, I was just so taken by the fact of how I have always been told the way men are, is actually true. Plus the fact that I was stupid enough to think you might be a little bit different from that category of men, but you not, your just like them. All they care about is getting their dick wet, thats that. I have no problem pleasing someone in that perspective, but when it comes to a one nighter, fuck that, you dont realise you might be hurting someone in the process. Yea, thats a point, if she was really interested in you, would she give it up onthe first date? And if she didn't would she even have a fucking chance at another one with you? I know some women are like this too, which comes down to the point that I am not, and I thought you weren't, but I was wrong.

As adults we all have equal responsibility before we run off to bed with anyone. One nighters are a product of both consenting adults being overinvolved by choice knowing the possible outcome. I don't see men as any worse than women. Personally I'm not big on females at all and I think they are usually foolish in love. Men and women are just different. It wouldn't be so bad if people would just start being honest and communicate so that they could begin to understand one another. I grew up as a tomboy and I wouldn't trade that in for anything in the world b/c I understand why guys do the things they do.

 

[MikeyTony12]

i heard this one from a buddy....make eye contact with the girl, then stare at your crotch, then repeat two or three times and casually say, "it doesnt suck itself"

 

[copen73]

A buddy in Korea would use this line:

"Do you like Peanut Butter?" (No matter what her answer would be he would reply) "Want to Fuck"

Actually work acouple of times too.

 

[Luke9583]

but when it comes to a one nighter, fuck that, you dont realise you might be hurting someone in the process. Yea, thats a point, if she was really interested in you, would she give it up on the first date?

That's a good question. I dont think it was meant to be a question, but.....

I've been burned by one nighters. Alot of people think it's exclusive to dudes, but girls do it too! And I think they are probably more "smooth" about it.

 

[Muscle_Girl]

I agree Luke, alot of different people out there, and some have similar "disorders" of burning people as if they get pleasure out of it.. ugh, I hate this world and the way it changes everyday. I just dont understand how people could be so heartless about sex.

 

[gr81]

I know some women are like this too, which comes down to the point that I am not, and I thought you weren't, but I was wrong.

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how do you know that? the fact of the matter is that you don't know that, I was clerifying the point I was making. I don't personally like (generally speaking of course) sleeping with someone I don't at all know, and i have to have some sort of feelings thrown into the mix. I was generalizing b/c we were talking about men in general. Its too dangerous and risky to do that all the time, and everyone I know that behaves in that manner pays for it in some way. I don't want kids and I don't want diseases, so I make sure that I don't have to deal with either. You shouldn't just assume so quickly what type of person I am. Its gonna take longer to figure me out than that, and I am surely NOT your average guy, thats for sure. we are arguing about two diufferent things. You say that you don't understand how guys could be heartless, it has nothing to do with that. Women are more like guys then ever before btw when it comes to sex. Its a physical act, it doesn't always have to be initiated by love. I mean how many people have you loved in your life, I know I don't fall in love with very many people, so are we to only sleep with people that we are "in love with". It would make for a baron sex live. anyways, its all good MG

 

[Flex]

Whats the best pickup line ever?

"Bitches, come ova heya and show me your titties. Do something, I'm Rick James, Biiiitch."

 

[gr81]

I'm one of the best lookin and baddest motha fuckas of all time.. ahh ahh ahh...

 

[Muscle_Girl]

Yea, its all good, I hate guys and you hate chicks lol. Glad we sorted that out.

 

[gr81]

I don't hate chicks, I hate bitches, and there just happens to be alot of them is all. You can't be so negative thou to such a large group of people, sometimes you have to just accept things. Thats life. Its not that most guys or most girls are bitches or jerks, its that most people in general are idiots, then throw into the mix how different each gender is, and you are bound to have issues, its the unavoidable by productof dealing with people who are different. It just sounds like you are hella bitter and you do a good job of making your sound like you are better then people who make different choices then you. If you wanna live one way and make certain choices, thats all good, I respect that, but you have to respect other opinions then. I mean I have run into lots of girls that are virgins and are waiting to have sex, and I am no slut either, but I believe thats a HUGE mistake for SO many reason> Even so I don't disrespect them for it. Its their choice and I respect that. If everyone was the same things would be pretty predictable. Anyways, it just sounded like you were trying to come down on me b/c of that, and thats not the case. You really shouldn't hate all guys thou, there are lots of great ones out there.... ha ha get it, great ones...

 

[Muscle_Girl]

omg, u are cheesy sometimes lol.

 

[BoneCrusher]

It's all about the eye contact ... get that and you get the gift.

 

[M.J.H.]

Hi.

 

[Muscle_Girl]

Why u never log on msn anymore Gr81?

 

[gr81]

omg, u are cheesy sometimes lol.

I am positive that you really meant to say charming.. sometimes I misspeak also.

Why u never log on msn anymore Gr81?

b/c I don't know anyone that uses it but you and you don't give off a friendly vibe towards me alot of the times. you should be nicer to me ya know! lol