What's the worst way you've ended a relationship?

[ponyboy]

Wanted to get some more good stories. What is the worst way you have either dumped someone or been dumped yourself? I'm talking totally insensitive, or just flat out raunchy or funny.

Nobody had better say "It's not you, it's me." One of my friends actually had a girl say to him "It's totally you, not me."

 

[Fade]

Wood chipper. That was the worst....messy.

 

[seyone]

this one girl Melissa I was dating for a while started calling me her "boyfriend" so I stopped calling her all together.

 

[seyone]

Originally posted by Fade99
Wood chipper. That was the worst....messy.

the wood chipper aproach might be messy but its quick

 

[Fade]

Gotta do what ya gotta do.

 

[irontime]

Well it wasn't a relationship, more of a one night stand. But this chick was hitting on me for a while and she kept wanting me to do a lap dance for her So finally one night I said to her, "Do you want a special lap dance?" She agreed, I took her home, and when we were done I called a cab, gave her five bucks and said, "I have to get up early, you better leave now."
Well if she's going to act like a whore.

 

[Pianomahnn]

Uhm...I once told the truth. It ended up being a "It's all you, not me" sort of situation.

She really is evil. So I have no remorse for my actions.

 

[david]

Told her it was off because I said I was moving but didn't. Strange enough, I never saw her again. Maybe she moved!

 

[Trap-isaurus]

I like hiding, just never phoning or answering the phone and staying the fuq away, a little uncomfortable when ya run into em a month later in the grocery store

 

[david]

Originally posted by BjUaFyF
I like hiding, just never phoning or answering the phone and staying the fuq away, a little uncomfortable when ya run into em a month later in the grocery store

Why run and hide? Eventually, your going to have to say "something".

 

[lean_n_76er]

In a 2 year relationship and she says "I'm ready to spend the rest of my life with you." I said "I'm not!" and that was it, moved out that weekend!

 

[animal56]

After a couple of days together, I told her about my real girlfriend. That wasn't pretty.

 

[david]

Originally posted by animal56
After a couple of days together, I told her about my real girlfriend. That wasn't pretty.

Wow, explain the not so pretty!!!

 

[Trap-isaurus]

Originally posted by davidjasondean


Why run and hide? Eventually, your going to have to say "something".

yes thats the uncomfortable part, but direct confrontation with women has never been my strong suit.

 

[ponyboy]

Originally posted by animal56
After a couple of days together, I told her about my real girlfriend. That wasn't pretty.

See, I did the same thing and then ended up dating them both for two years...is it wrong to date two people when both of them know about the other?

I called a cab for a one night stand once and then told her we were leaving when the cab pulled up...when she went out the door I shut and locked it behind her. She was a little pissed but still got in the waiting cab and left.

 

[cornfed]

Shopping for a ring after 4 years and finding out that it's no longer a 2 way street.

 

[cornfed]

Oh, friend gave these out:

"Thanx, but I'm not on the rebound anymore"

or

"I'm sorry, it's not you... I just don't need to get back at anyone else."

 

[CLPgold]

I was sitting down to eat and my long term guy came over. I was really tired of the whole thing with him (after so many years of him being around for me or the kids when it was convenient) and hadn't seem him in a week anyways. So when he came in the door, I told him he was ruining my appetite and could he please leave until I was done eating.

For a couple months after that he still kept coming by to bug me for sex. Yes, I relented a couple of times But then finally one day after his constant pestering I said, "Fine, let's have sex, as long as you don't mind that I'm fantasizing you're somebody else." Did he mind? NO!!!!

 

[LeanAndMean]

I dated this one girl for about 4.5 years. She kept getting more and more psycho (stalking, keying my car etc, etc, etc) as the relationship progressed. We went out to eat one night at a restaurant I got up to ???use??? the men's room. In came my buddy (a Sheriff) to serve her with a TRO. Needless to say that was the end of that.

 

[kuso]

Um.....LAM is that you??

 

[LeanAndMean]

not sure what happend to my account there Kuso...I just noticed that

 

[kuso]

LOL.......I remember you said you`d already joined but lost your password or something.....probably the auto log in

 

[irontime]

Heya newbie

 

[cornfed]

Someone needs to be banned ... Hey LAM, j/k :d

 

[LAM]

I'm low carbing it and couldn't remember jack diddly the other day...

 

[kuso]

 

[ALBOB]

OH MY GOD! There's two of them!!!

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by ponyboy What is the worst way you have either dumped someone or been dumped yourself? I'm talking totally insensitive, or just flat out raunchy or funny.

I've always hated sitting down and writing letters so a girlfriend and I used to send each other audio cassette tapes. We were in a long distance relationship with no end in sight but she kept wanting to drag it out more and more. Finally I sent her a cassette of another woman and I having sex. Funny, I never heard from her again.

 

[irontime]

I was going to slam you when I seen you reply in here but that is too fuqin funny

 

[I Are Baboon]

Originally posted by ponyboy
What is the worst way you have dumped someone ?

I started dating her sister.