When taking a shit, which direction do you wipe? Front to Back, or Back to Front?

[Saney]

 

[Retlaw]

My brother, this all depends on the texture of my turd and what I ate the night before. When it s hot steamy smelling and creamy I usually use the pat method and the wrist spin first then a little front to back a little light grit sand paper and some baby wipes followed up by a couple wipes with the tucks and some preparation h. If its a hard protein log, like I've been getting recently, I usually don't even wipe. I'll let some skank ho clean my butt hole with her tongue.
GICH

 

[Saney]

 

[withoutrulers]

My brother, this all depends on the texture of my turd and what I ate the night before. When it s hot steamy smelling and creamy I usually use the pat method and the wrist spin first then a little front to back a little light grit sand paper and some baby wipes followed up by a couple wipes with the tucks and some preparation h. If its a hard protein log, like I've been getting recently, I usually don't even wipe. I'll let some skank ho clean my butt hole with her tongue.
GICH

I'm headed down to the tattoo parlor today to get this post put across my back. Maybe as a tramp stamp, but I'm going to accredit the statement to jesus if that's ok.

 

[SloppyJ]

Jesus and retlaw are on way different sides of the spectrum. I don't think jesus played "Hide the cock in my ass" game.

 

[lnvanry]

both directions...starting back to front a couple times and then a back to front to ensure that I'm clean.

And I wipe standing up (OK...maybe slightly crouched)

 

[mich29]

wow this site brings the random

 

[Retlaw]

Jesus and retlaw are on way different sides of the spectrum. I don't think jesus played "Hide the cock in my ass" game.

 

[klc9100]

My brother, this all depends on the texture of my turd and what I ate the night before. When it s hot steamy smelling and creamy I usually use the pat method and the wrist spin first then a little front to back a little light grit sand paper and some baby wipes followed up by a couple wipes with the tucks and some preparation h. If its a hard protein log, like I've been getting recently, I usually don't even wipe. I'll let some skank ho clean my butt hole with her tongue.
GICH

i have nothing to follow this . . .

 

[REDDOG309]

2 down
2 up
Proof read and repeat as nessasary

GICH

 

[theCaptn']

front to back so to not infect your vagina

 

[min0 lee]

Use a bidet you gorillas.

 

[ROID]

YouTube - UGK - FRONT BACK SIDE TO SIDE

nigga what ?

 

[Kagigi]

back to fron

not like a girl

 

[REDDOG309]

Use a bidet you gorillas.

This tickels my balls

 

[maniclion]

I use the pinch wipe method, I hate smearing shit across my crack....

 

[REDDOG309]

Thats why I wipe down first, In case the little kicker don't disengage properly.

 

[danzik17]

Alternating directions. When you're cleaning up a mess on the counter, you don't wipe just one way with the paper towel do you? So why would on on your ass?