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Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer As Dildo

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Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer As Dildo

ARNDALE, OK ??? Sheriff???s investigators have closed the unsettling case of a 49-year-old female construction worker found dead in her driveway after a neighbor witnessed her using a high-powered jackhammer to pleasure herself.

After a two-day investigation in which officials initially suspected foul play???Shirley Dent???s death on May 1 has now been ruled an accident ???after severe internal distress induced by the machine was discovered,??? Det.-Sgt. Karl Sprout of the Alpara County Sheriff???s Office said yesterday.

On May 1, a neighbor witnessed a naked Ms. Dent in her driveway ???struggling to direct a jackhammer toward her mid-section.??? The alarmed neighbor notified police after hearing ear-splitting moans of distress that carried over the raucous jackhammer. Authorities arrived at the scene to an unresponsive Ms. Dent, who was then transported to West Grenier Hospital where she was pronounced dead shortly thereafter.

The recently divorced Ms. Dent had been questioned by authorities three times over the past month after neighbors complained of her running a prostitution ring from her home. Records also show that Ms. Dent supplemented her income as the sole proprietor of a sex toy distributor.

Ms. Dent???s alleged extracurricular activities appear to be unrelated to her death. A neighbor who declined to be identified said, ???She was a horny lady, especially after her husband moved out. My family could hear moans coming from her place all the time.???

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Just curious, do we have more women than men in this country? :thinking:
 
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Darwin Award of the Decade.....
 
this can't be true. :confused:
 
what drugs were involved in this?
 
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Sounds like a marketing idea, scale down a jack hammer for the ladies and have snap on attachments, Little Wing seems let down by this failure......
 
:lol: i just don't believe anyone would try that. i'd not have believed the horse thing either if there wasn't vids. n it's not just what she did but her neighbors could see her? it doesn't seem true.
 
I will believe anything after I heard an EMT friend tell me about the several men who shoved fragile thin glass light bulbs in their bums, not one but several instances. Also the guy who formed a vacuum in his rear with a glass beer bottle and the other guy who got his meat stuck in a Starbucks Frappucino Bottle while trying to fuck it.................Why anyone would want glass that can shatter and maim your private areas mixed into their self love session is beyond me, but power tools don't surprise me after knowing that.....


Also the ER episode where the guy was too cheap to buy Viagra so he pumped Bathtub caulk into his Urethra, WTF just doesn't cut it more like WIGGNIWWPATFFG?










(What In Gods Good Name Is Wrong With People, Are They That Fucking Far Gone?)
 
What a way to go. Wonder if the orgasm killed her or the jack hammer ?
 
Can't get to it from here...but there is kind of a machine...as I saw on the vid...it kind of works on a piston action.
girl gets in range of depth of penetration and turns it on...
 
Can't get to it from here...but there is kind of a machine...as I saw on the vid...it kind of works on a piston action.
girl gets in range of depth of penetration and turns it on...


i've seen ads for stuff like that and it seems so sexless. who wants to sex up a robot? a man's body moves with a hunger of it's own, infinitely better.

maybe she took viagra? was mentally handicapped? :geewhiz:
 
49-year-old female construction worker

Ugly and desperate...

there are a lot of ugly desperate men out there... they are smarter than this. ok occasionally one gets terrible burns with a too hot melon or gets part of his penis chopped off by the metal fan of a vacuum cleaner or... ok you win :lol:

but still it's like saying i'll hit my penis with a hammer that will feel just like sex... i'm going to need to see a video of this to believe it. she had to be crazy.
 
I saw those girls in that Cathouse documentry using a dildo attatched to a power drill. They called it a "drilldo". OW! That looks like it hurts! :eek:
 
49-year-old female construction worker

Ugly and desperate...

i used to be an ugly, desperate construction worker.


not too much has changed.
 
i've seen ads for stuff like that and it seems so sexless. who wants to sex up a robot? a man's body moves with a hunger of it's own, infinitely better. :geewhiz:
Lt. Tasha Yaar, Star Trek, Next Generation....she defiled Data. Big Time. :nerd:
 
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i used to be an ugly, desperate construction worker.


not too much has changed.
so...you aren't still a construction worker then? :D
 
Lt. Tasha Yaar, Star Trek, Next Generation....she defiled Data. Big Time. :nerd:


yes but he's flesh supposedly not metal? maybe she had no nerve endings in her vagina.
 
yes but he's flesh supposedly not metal? maybe she had no nerve endings in her vagina.
there ya go...taking my funny and replacing it with rationale.... :(
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yes but he's flesh supposedly not metal? maybe she had no nerve endings in her vagina.

He's not flesh, remember in that movie the Borg alter him by adding human flesh to his face. Then when the green gas is released and Piccard has to climb above it or it will eat his flesh, the flesh on his face is melted away and the circuitry underneath is exposed...... But in one episode he does say that he is fully functional down there.....

Fucking a robot is no different than fucking an electronic dick or vagina, just a little more to work with.....I've had sex with women who could have been lubed saran wrap stuffed in between the cushions of the couch.....
 
He's not flesh, remember in that movie the Borg alter him by adding human flesh to his face. Then when the green gas is released and Piccard has to climb above it or it will eat his flesh, the flesh on his face is melted away and the circuitry underneath is exposed...... But in one episode he does say that he is fully functional down there.....

Fucking a robot is no different than fucking an electronic dick or vagina, just a little more to work with.....I've had sex with women who could have been lubed saran wrap stuffed in between the cushions of the couch.....


Did you mean: dad's penis star trek :thinking:

google is really weird sometimes. :lol:
 
He's not flesh, remember in that movie the Borg alter him by adding human flesh to his face. Then when the green gas is released and Piccard has to climb above it or it will eat his flesh, the flesh on his face is melted away and the circuitry underneath is exposed...... But in one episode he does say that he is fully functional down there.....

Fucking a robot is no different than fucking an electronic dick or vagina, just a little more to work with.....I've had sex with women who could have been lubed saran wrap stuffed in between the cushions of the couch.....
how are we dating the same women??????:geewhiz:
 
Or shoot their own penis....:p

there are a lot of ugly desperate men out there... they are smarter than this. ok occasionally one gets terrible burns with a too hot melon or gets part of his penis chopped off by the metal fan of a vacuum cleaner or... ok you win :lol:

but still it's like saying i'll hit my penis with a hammer that will feel just like sex... i'm going to need to see a video of this to believe it. she had to be crazy.
 
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