Woman Stabs Boyfriend for "Farting in her face"

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Deborah Burns accused of stabbing boyfriend who 'farted in her face' | Local News - WESH Home

IMMOKALEE, Fla.-A southwest Florida woman is accused of stabbing her boyfriend after he "farted in her face," the Collier County Sheriff's Office said.


Deborah Burns, 37, said she was watching television with her boyfriend, Willie Butler, at their Immokalee home last week when Butler "walked by her and farted in her face," according to the arrest report.

When Burns confronted Butler about the fart, he became agitated and told her to shut up, the report added.

A confrontation ensued, and Butler chased Burns into the kitchen, where he picked up a knife and threw it at her, but he missed, the report stated. Burns then picked up the knife and threw it at him as he ran outside, striking him in the stomach, the report said.

Burns, whose occupation was listed as an unemployed prostitute on the Collier County Sheriff's Office booking blotter, was arrested on a charge of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. She was being held at the county jail on $50,000 bond.

 

[DOMS]

First the guy that gets his junk bitten, and now this.

Holy shit, some people need to up their standards.

 

[dieseljimmy]

She's black??? No way! Usually black people have such good self control. And I violent tendencies... Idk about this.

 

[maniclion]

Deborah Burns accused of stabbing boyfriend who 'farted in her face' | Local News - WESH Home

IMMOKALEE, Fla.-A southwest Florida woman is accused of stabbing her boyfriend after he "farted in her face," the Collier County Sheriff's Office said.


Deborah Burns, 37, said she was watching television with her boyfriend, Willie Butler, at their Immokalee home last week when Butler "walked by her and farted in her face," according to the arrest report.

When Burns confronted Butler about the fart, he became agitated and told her to shut up, the report added.

A confrontation ensued, and Butler chased Burns into the kitchen, where he picked up a knife and threw it at her, but he missed, the report stated. Burns then picked up the knife and threw it at him as he ran outside, striking him in the stomach, the report said.

Burns, whose occupation was listed as an unemployed prostitute on the Collier County Sheriff's Office booking blotter, was arrested on a charge of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. She was being held at the county jail on $50,000 bond.

She's a prostitute, it's not the first time a man has farted in her face I guarantee. She probably felt cheated for not getting paid, or not getting a hot stinky load laid across her chest...

 

[LAM]

She's a prostitute, it's not the first time a man has farted in her face I guarantee. She probably felt cheated for not getting paid, or not getting a hot stinky load laid across her chest...

an "unemployed prostitute". maybe instead of watching tv she should have been busy trying to off herself. according to wikipedia the per capita income there is like $8,500.

 

[c4x]

She's black??? No way! Usually black people have such good self control. And I violent tendencies... Idk about this.

What are you trying to say here.

 

[usmarine]

what does being black got to do with anything. stupid comment. My wife would probably want to stab me too. but then again she would be dead if I went in hot to the dome after drinking one of my many shakes haha. BANG! sorry baby it was fish and vegi night

 

[DOMS]

What are you trying to say here.

He's saying that's it a conspiracy. She's being framed!

 

[Little Wing]

so the fart was not considered a deadly weapon? that boy needs more protein.

 

[ctr10]

The sisters don't take no shit

 

[PushAndPull]

Maybe my wife should shoot me for the dutch oven I gave her.

 

[blergs.]

what does being black got to do with anything. stupid comment. My wife would probably want to stab me too. but then again she would be dead if I went in hot to the dome after drinking one of my many shakes haha. BANG! sorry baby it was fish and vegi night

Your new here... there is ALTO of ignorant racists here... why I don't spend much time on the anything goes section.. but I am happy there is that section so i can see just how shitty some people i would have had respect for really are...

 

[IronAddict]

No no no... just smoking crack till the evening arrives. With all the baby laxitives they cut that stuff with, I'm just surprised he didn't drop a load on her foot!

 

[bio-chem]

She seems justified in her anger.

 

[Zaphod]

First the guy that gets his junk bitten, and now this.

Holy shit, some people need to up their standards.

In cases like this it isn't a matter of upping their standards, it's a matter of actually having some standards.

 

[Little Wing]

Butler chased Burns into the kitchen, where he picked up a knife and threw it at her, but he missed

now she is more pissed off and has a knife. hilarity ensues.

 

[Little Wing]

In cases like this it isn't a matter of upping their standards, it's a matter of actually having some standards.

men that resort to going to prostitutes are not driven to that choice by their good looks

 

[XYZ]

Is this real life?

 

[ALBOB]

A confrontation ensued, and Butler chased Burns into the kitchen, where he picked up a knife and threw it at her, but he missed, the report stated. Burns then picked up the knife and threw it at him as he ran outside, striking him in the stomach, the report said.

Wait. What? He was running AWAY, but she hit him in the STOMACH??? That bitch got crazy knife throwing skillz.

 

[usmarine]

imagine her face when it actually stuck lmao . Even if u felt bad u really can't exactly go and apologize after that

 

[IronAddict]

 

[CG]

Lmao

 

[withoutrulers]

I thought standard protocol response for a facial crop dusting was a rising ridge hand chop to the testicles. I guess I've been out of the fart game for too long.

 

[heckler7]

my dead hookers never complain about my farts, I'm blessed