You ever notice the simple things and cringe?

[AKIRA]

1. A shit ton of people now say "Im not gonna lie" before saying something that isnt all that surprising. Some times these clowns say it at the end.

2. A shit load of people are ending a fairly obvious observation by saying "im just saying." No shit, dipshit, what did you think I thought you were doing, singing? I believe this is supposed to mean: dont hit me, im just making a verbal note.

3. Heres a fucking odd one...Black men who drive almost always (id say 100% cuz I dont remember NOT seeing this) carry their keys into an establishment, regardless if they have pockets. Is this suppose to signal to people that you got a car? Gonna need two hands to hold that watermelon buddy, so put that shit in your pocket, I got a car too.

4. If youre poor you may not get the best pussy. If youre rich, that pussy may not really love YOU.

5. This one one really makes my shit feel like lava...People watching trailers in the movies. JeZUZ FUCKing chriST. Everytime an idiot gets struck by an object, the whole theater screams OOOOOOOOOOOH! "In the face!" Is this your first god damn movie people? That shit is as old as a fucking pie in the face.

 

[justhav2p]

Do you only hang around Black people?

 

[AKIRA]

In jail.

 

[justhav2p]

Ohhhh,

I'll send you shawshank redemtion in a birthday cake. It's a how to video.

 

[SilentBob187]

I'm not gonna lie, it sounds like you've got a lot of anger issues. You can't seem to convey yourself in a respectable manner, void of explicit language. I'm just saying that you might want to relax a little bit.

GICH!

 

[SFW]

I take offense to #3

I always walk in jiggling my keys and whistling a catchy tune. Besides, my keys would just disrupt the outline of my awesome Quad sweep.

 

[minimal]

 

[2tomlinson]

1. A shit ton of people now say "Im not gonna lie" before saying something that isnt all that surprising. Some times these clowns say it at the end.

2. A shit load of people are ending a fairly obvious observation by saying "im just saying." No shit, dipshit, what did you think I thought you were doing, singing? I believe this is supposed to mean: dont hit me, im just making a verbal note.

3. Heres a fucking odd one...Black men who drive almost always (id say 100% cuz I dont remember NOT seeing this) carry their keys into an establishment, regardless if they have pockets. Is this suppose to signal to people that you got a car? Gonna need two hands to hold that watermelon buddy, so put that shit in your pocket, I got a car too.

4. If youre poor you may not get the best pussy. If youre rich, that pussy may not really love YOU.

5. This one one really makes my shit feel like lava...People watching trailers in the movies. JeZUZ FUCKing chriST. Everytime an idiot gets struck by an object, the whole theater screams OOOOOOOOOOOH! "In the face!" Is this your first god damn movie people? That shit is as old as a fucking pie in the face.

These are, at least, some original observations (in my experience, anyway.) Give the guy some credit.

 

[justhav2p]

Is this from this song.....

http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTJ7AzBIJoI

 

[Wiseguy.]

These are, at least, some original observations (in my experience, anyway.) Give the guy some credit.

"Give the guy credit" Now that's a funny one.

 

[withoutrulers]

I think the one that gets me ready to punch strangers is "I know, Right?" It's mildy amusing when done sarcastically but when someone is a breathing heap of cliché, I kind of feel like it would be a service to humanity to disassemble the Cretan with a jig saw.

 

[Boogz1218]

I take offense to #3

I always walk in jiggling my keys and whistling a catchy tune. Besides, my keys would just disrupt the outline of my awesome Quad sweep.

My thoughts exactly haha.

 

[DecaConstruction]

1. A shit ton of people now say "Im not gonna lie" before saying something that isnt all that surprising. Some times these clowns say it at the end.

2. A shit load of people are ending a fairly obvious observation by saying "im just saying." No shit, dipshit, what did you think I thought you were doing, singing? I believe this is supposed to mean: dont hit me, im just making a verbal note.

3. Heres a fucking odd one...Black men who drive almost always (id say 100% cuz I dont remember NOT seeing this) carry their keys into an establishment, regardless if they have pockets. Is this suppose to signal to people that you got a car? Gonna need two hands to hold that watermelon buddy, so put that shit in your pocket, I got a car too.

4. If youre poor you may not get the best pussy. If youre rich, that pussy may not really love YOU.

5. This one one really makes my shit feel like lava...People watching trailers in the movies. JeZUZ FUCKing chriST. Everytime an idiot gets struck by an object, the whole theater screams OOOOOOOOOOOH! "In the face!" Is this your first god damn movie people? That shit is as old as a fucking pie in the face.

Sounds like he needed to blow some steam.....must be the Tren....just sayin!

 

[ceazur]

You just described my wife, thanks ass

 

[HialeahChico305]

#6. People that post their lifting numbers online, which most of the times are inflated (few cases the numbers are legit) and on top of that they excuse them with some type of injury.

"6' 217lbs (10/18)
Bench 365 (12/3)
Weighted Pullups 80lbs 3x3 (3/19)
Squat 370
Deadlift after herniation 385lbs 3x3 (3/17)
NASM certified 2/06"

 

[HialeahChico305]

makes me cringe everytime

 

[AKIRA]

#6. People that post their lifting numbers online, which most of the times are inflated (few cases the numbers are legit) and on top of that they excuse them with some type of injury.

"6' 217lbs (10/18)
Bench 365 (12/3)
Weighted Pullups 80lbs 3x3 (3/19)
Squat 370
Deadlift after herniation 385lbs 3x3 (3/17)
NASM certified 2/06"

 

[Swagger]

makes me cringe everytime

D-Fag, Jagbanger, Zapshit especially have that same effect on me.

 

[Swagger]

Staff Sgt. Christopher Wescott: Building strength, character

Staff Sgt. Christopher Wescott, a patrolman for the 27th Special Operations Security Forces Squadron, performs bicep curls at the Cannon Air Force Base fitness center. Wescott has been competing in bodybuilding since 2009.
USAF Photo: Airman Ericka Engblom


What is the most enjoyable part of the sport?
The most enjoyable part of the sport is the pain! All the hours you put in, all the cooking, cleaning, cardio, hard-core training and dieting makes it enjoyable.

What is joy without pain?!

Wow, thats' one of the dumbest statements I've ever read.

Definitely cring-worthy.

 

[tommygunz]

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[AKIRA]

1. The pubic hair found in urinals. Exactly, how bushed out can one guy be to drop those hairs? I always piss them down.

2. Short hair on girls make them look heavier. Long hair makes them look skinnier.

3. Fat guys wipe their ass standing. Skinny guys wipe their ass squating.

4. How many fade-to-blacks do we fucking need in EVERY trailer at the movies? Really, not every scene is epic enough for this shit.

5. As much as black people stink, sandniggers and asians always exceed in stench.

6. McDonalds is filled with guats cooking serving you food and Checkers is filled with blacks serving you food. The blacks serve food slower and with attitude, but the order is right 7 out of 10 times. The guats serve fast as fuck but the order is wrong 7 out of 10 times.

7. When your computer's web page isnt loading due to a possible weak internet connection. What do you do to pass the time? Open up a new window taking up more internet speed.

 

[MCx2]

I don't give a shit about shit anymore. The only time I cringe is while wiping my ass when my hemorrhoids are flaring up.

 

[Gentleman]

1. The pubic hair found in urinals. Exactly, how bushed out can one guy be to drop those hairs? I always piss them down.

2. Short hair on girls make them look heavier. Long hair makes them look skinnier.

3. Fat guys wipe their ass standing. Skinny guys wipe their ass squating.

4. How many fade-to-blacks do we fucking need in EVERY trailer at the movies? Really, not every scene is epic enough for this shit.

5. As much as black people stink, sandniggers and asians always exceed in stench.

6. McDonalds is filled with guats cooking serving you food and Checkers is filled with blacks serving you food. The blacks serve food slower and with attitude, but the order is right 7 out of 10 times. The guats serve fast as fuck but the order is wrong 7 out of 10 times.

7. When your computer's web page isnt loading due to a possible weak internet connection. What do you do to pass the time? Open up a new window taking up more internet speed.

You are seriously fucked up in the noggin. Your unstable mind makes me cringe.

 

[Big Pimpin]

You are seriously fucked up in the noggin. Your unstable mind makes me cringe.

Don't forget to neg this ^^^^ psychopath today.

I already have.

 

[Gentleman]

Don't forget to neg this ^^^^ psychopath today.

I already have.

Psychopath? What the fuck is wrong with you?

 

[AKIRA]

1. Ive never understood this, but, black peeps and only breeding one kind of dog. The fucking pitbull. I cant help to think that they all have them fight since Michael Vick too.

2. Passing by people at work and making eye contact. Look asshole, we dont have to nod and smile like we both hate our jobs. I do not. Look miserable and ill respect your honesty. And if you say "are we having fun yet" one more time, I am raping your wife.

3. When people who dont know how to fight start to get into a fight, they flail their shirts up exposing their..rib cage. I guess this is a step up from the idiots of the older days who took OFF their shirt before a fight. Hah, I cant imagine how many well deserved sucker punches were thrown back then.

4. "I hate it when guys hit on me at the gym," says the tit exposing, ass suffocating, snoody cunt that is so hot she cant smile. So...what, there are NO nice guys in the gym? You do NOT want to meet a guy at a place you two share the same hobby/lifestyle having a common interest neither could lie about? Youre right. A bar is better.

Don't forget to neg this ^^^^ psychopath today.

I already have.

Done.

 

[AKIRA]

#6. People that post their lifting numbers online, which most of the times are inflated (few cases the numbers are legit) and on top of that they excuse them with some type of injury.

"6' 217lbs (10/18)
Bench 365 (12/3)
Weighted Pullups 80lbs 3x3 (3/19)
Squat 370
Deadlift after herniation 385lbs 3x3 (3/17)
NASM certified 2/06"

My gif got taken away..








OH wait!

 

[MCx2]

Double fail.

Photobucket hates you too.

 

[jimm]

I don't give a shit about shit anymore. The only time I cringe is while wiping my ass when my hemorrhoids are flaring up.

hahahah

 

[AKIRA]

Double fail.

Photobucket hates you too.

Fuck! What makes matter worse is that I cant edit my own message after a certain time.

....Prince?