Oh god, some real horror stories here. The worst I have is that I had sex with an ex after we broke up and she gained weight. She was 5'3" and went from 110 to 140. I'm relatively conservative though.
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What is the most shameful piece of sex you ever had.
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Damn funny stories you sicko's..
Hmm I was trying to think about some bad exsperinces I had with chicks but I cant say I have ever slept with an ugly girl and there sure has been alot of girls on my list as well. I have no regrets, actually wish I still could get ahold of a couple lol one day ill run into them again haha..
I once banged all of my gf's (ex gf now lol)roomates numerious times before she found out.. Damn girls cant ever keep there mouths shut haha..
Hmm I was trying to think about some bad exsperinces I had with chicks but I cant say I have ever slept with an ugly girl and there sure has been alot of girls on my list as well. I have no regrets, actually wish I still could get ahold of a couple lol one day ill run into them again haha..
I once banged all of my gf's (ex gf now lol)roomates numerious times before she found out.. Damn girls cant ever keep there mouths shut haha..
I had some pretty dirty sex at a WHL rookie party...*shivers*
^ Yeah team sex is a great way to bond. 
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How about feeling shameful that I settled for regular old crackers last night because I fucked up having a choice of two plastic 30 year old women?
I love how simplistic that story is.
I love how simplistic that story is.yah it was pretty bad. it was like me, my bf, and his best friend on one bunk. and then my best friend and her bf on the top. I'm surprised the thingdidnt collapse
bahaha i found a pic from one of my dirty sex nights
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bahaha i found a pic from one of my dirty sex nights
Jesus christ, please dont tell me the guy in the middle was the "lucky" one. Whoever is to the right looks pissed.
Which one are you? The left?
If that's her in her avatar I would say the gal on the right is her.
I'm the one who looks pissed. The skinny one is my friend kesler. that was taken a good two years ago. and no, the one in the middle didnt get lucky. kesler, the one with her shirt up, got banged by two different guys at the same night. I got with two guys that night as well. one at the party and then one after. was horrible
Never been drunk, huh?
A big fat ugly one, yes.
i think some of you might need to be checked for gonasyphaherpachlymidia, seriously though this is the funniest shit ever. bragging about nasty sexual conquests. funniest thread topic ever. 2 points
bahaha i found a pic from one of my dirty sex nights
I'll be the first one to say it- damn this shit makes me horny. lol
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Sit down please and lets talk
someone asked what bad things us girls have done n it was a quiet thread. this ones a lot funnier.
Best thread ever. 
I was 16 and where I grew up there were no black folks (rich white town) so there was this HUGE black girl adopted by a well known white family. She was probably 5'10" 350lbs (maybe more)....lets put it this way she was a biggin. So her and her friend would always try to talk me into a threesome (yes she was about the same size). I didn't have a ton of experience and her friend was always talking about her black boyfriend with 11inches and how he would fuck her in the ass and beat up her pussy etc....so here I am thinking like fuck these girls (not for the obvious reasons like being HUGE, but because they sounded like dirty whores)....so long story short I was hanging out with the black girl and I was super curious to be with one...so I strapped up and fucked her....turns out she was a virgin and I almost couldn't get my cock in her...so much for those 11innch cocks she was used to with her friend's boyfriend. I had a friend over with me at her house....We were in her finished basement and her Dad at the top of the stairs called her to dinner (like she needed it) and me and my friend left quickly....We got in my truck and lit up a smoke and my friend started laughing and said she was a virgin....and I asked how he knew and he pointed at the front of my white t-shirt that was now a pinkish/red. (yes I left my clothes on and just pulled down my pants and boxers to do the dead. So anyways she was the only black girl in exsistance to me...she was HUGE....assumed to be a loose whore but really was a virgin, and I had to drive home with her blood and cum on the front of my tshift....I threw it in a dumpster before getting to the house so my peeps wouldn't see it (since I didn't wash my own clothes)....hope you all enjoyed one of my childhoood fuck stories....there is probably worse ones....but this one stuck out the most due to odd circumstances. And to keep the record straight I have been with other black women since and they have been 1/4 of her size, and smokin....I had to make sure my only interracial story wasn't with a moo moo.
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Yeah, i left out the details where i ran out of money and hit on her so she'd buy me drinks. Then drank too much
Come on people, I know you guys have messed around with someone that you think now you must have been out of your mind when you had sex with them..
I had sex with a meth head once. I guess it really isn't fair to call her a meth head when I had been up for 30 hours on ecstasy and coke. She started coming on to me, and I was too fucked up to think straight. I know she had to have been a terrible skank. She looked like she has been fine about 20lbs before, but by then she was all skinny and her skin was fucked up looking from doing too much crystal. I did it anyway.
Then afterwards she started telling me all kinds of fucked up shit that I didn't want to know about. I told her that I was going to the convenience store for a minute. She wanted to come with me, but I told her I wanted to pick her up a surprise. I left and never went back.
Das Nuts!
I smoked meth once and banged a girl who was all high too,This was in High School and All I can remember was she came and wouldnt let me cum.It was hard,it was like I couldnt bust a nut.She was like "hurry the fuck up!" and I couldn't cum,
