ALBOB's Andro Adventure

[ALBOB]

And where in the world did you find that bony bitch?

I keep her in the cupboard and use her as a toothpick. Sometimes she pulls double duty as a back scratcher.

 

[DaMayor]

You can explain it a hundred times and I don't think DaMayor will get it.


Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and it annoys the pig.

Yeah, I don't get it.

 

[FMJ]

Yeah, I don't get it.

okay.. lets take it from the top...

do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do.

 

[ALBOB]

 

[DaMayor]

Hello my honey, Hello my baby, Hello my Rag Time Gaaaaal. Oh, wait, that was the Frog wasn't it.

 

[ALBOB]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm frog's legs. Taste like tuna..........................with mustard.

 

[DaMayor]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm frog's legs. Taste like tuna..........................with mustard.

Son-of-a.......That's BRILLIANT! Frog legs....why haven't I thought of those?:doh

 

[ALBOB]

WTF??? Nobody's posted in here in a freaking week! Why do I pay you damn slackers?!?!?

 

[DaMayor]

Hey, you said you were going out of town, Pal.

It took you a week to find a computer?

I guarded the place while you were gone. It beat crying a river in my own journal, lol.

 

[ALBOB]

Oh I found a computer alright. A GOOD one. I had a choice to make, surf high quality porn or chat with you assholes. See if you can guess which one I chose. (Insert Final Jeopardy music here)

 

[DaMayor]

Well, you haven't missed much. The Ricky Martin conspiracy has been the big topic of discussion this week...followed by the FDA's banning of Walnuts. These guys have been raising total hell since you've been gone. Those crazy party animals. IM's never been wilder.

 

[FMJ]

Well, you haven't missed much. The Ricky Martin conspiracy has been the big topic of discussion this week...followed by the FDA's banning of Walnuts. These guys have been raising total hell since you've been gone. Those crazy party animals. IM's never been wilder.

You forgot about yet another request for the "300" workout!

 

[DaMayor]

You forgot about yet another request for the "300" workout!

Oh, yeah.
And then some idiot keeps posting the same question about protein ratios in custom blends...what a jackass.

 

[FMJ]

Oh, yeah.
And then some idiot keeps posting the same question about protein ratios in custom blends...what a jackass.

Must be one of the McDonald followers. They're always asking asinine questions and have to get scolded by thier fearless cult leader.
I hear he's been looking into compounds in Waco.

 

[ALBOB]

Glad I chose porn.

 

[Triple Threat]

WTF??? Nobody's posted in here in a freaking week! Why do I pay you damn slackers?!?!?

Pics of naked women would get your journal more action.

 

[Triple Threat]

Well, you haven't missed much. The Ricky Martin conspiracy has been the big topic of discussion this week...followed by the FDA's banning of Walnuts. These guys have been raising total hell since you've been gone. Those crazy party animals. IM's never been wilder.

And don't forget the journal of that guy who's on the PMS diet.

 

[DaMayor]

And don't forget the journal of that guy who's on the PMS diet.

I think it's been already forgotten...although this is okay... I don't want to be reponsible for you guys having to take Prozac. It ain't that exciting.

*stuffs another bite of turkey cutlet into his piehole*