If you saw your wife getting pounded by a fat guy, how would it make you feel?

[soxmuscle]

This guy had it coming because he proposed it and Slate does a great job of responding. But how would you feel in this situation?

Man Proposes Swinging, Watches Wife Have Intercourse With Fat Loser, Ends Up Wanting To Punch/Divorce Wife | The Unzipped Fly

 

[KelJu]

It says he had to watch for two hours as an "older, somewhat overweight, and balding man" worked his wife into multiple fits, screams, and moans.

Hmmmm. So, some corndog is upset, because a loser in his eyes, fucked his wife good and proper for two hours by his request, and now is mentally scarred?

What a fucking loser. If this article is true, and I have my doubts, then that guy can't accept the fact that he couldn't please his wife nearly as well as some guy who he sees himself superior to. His little ego can't take it, and has started to eat itself causing depression and loss of focus at work.

 

[soxmuscle]

great post

 

[Mothergoose]

Can you imagine whats going through his head. He probably hears that moan in the back of his head remembering the look on her face. Awesome!

 

[D-Lats]

 

[myCATpowerlifts]

My girl wouldn't go for it. She doesn't like fat dudes. And even if she did, she'd be begging me to tag in at some point. I'm a winner.

 

[KelJu]

I was at a club once where a dude and a chick who claimed to be married were both making advances at me. It was one of the strangest things to ever happen to me. The dude would tell me how much he loves his wife, and his wife would tell me how much she loves her husband. And then, oh by the way, I should check out their cool new hot tub. The chick was amazingly hot if I recollect.

I didn't want to puss out, but at the same time I couldn't compute the weirdness of the situation without feeling a little paranoid. Also, I wasn't exactly sure what it was they wanted from me. Was this the normal etiquette for asking a stranger to come home and fuck your wife, or does he want the two of us to tag team her? Who is that copping a feel on my dick, is it the dude or the chick. Is the dude bisexual, and wanted to have a three way orgy.

I was pretty young at the time, I would say 21 or 22, still a massive vagina when it came matters of sex. I wasn't quite as battle worn as I am now. So, to ruin what could have been a good story, I'll admit the truth which was I panicked, said I was going to get a drink, and ditched the bar.

 

[oufinny]

You notice no mention of that dude banging out the other chick, I think he is pissed cause he couldn't get it up and had to watch instead of laying into fat guys wife. If you felt that way, I would have pounded the fuck of the other chick and busted one in her eye to make a point!

 

[REDDOG309]

This same thing happened to a couple of years back. I also declined but told the guys I was with what was going on. One guy asked me if I cared that he go after it which I didn't. So this couple has a room in a motel across the street from the bar and he goes there with them. The next day he tells me he was slamming the chick from behind while the husband was watching and whispering in his ear "fuck that pussy, fuck it hard" He said it was the wierdest shit he was ever involved with. He said he fucked it, came and basically ran out on them.

 

[ct67_72]

Good point, no mention of what he did.
In the beginning his first point is how "well endowed" he is, and how fit and attractive, he thought he was gonna get some free pussy and some average dude that didn't matter for his wife, but the buy ended up being bigger than him and crushed him emotionally, what a bitch, he probably saw it, went into shock, couldn't get up and watch this guy pound his wife, at his own suggestion.
That's what you get

 

[hulk7510]

i would stab that fat bastard in the kidneys a few times and make her watch him die slowly!then both would be scarred for life!

 

[adrenaline]

I'm with Gary Coleman

 

[maniclion]

I was at a club once where a dude and a chick who claimed to be married were both making advances at me. It was one of the strangest things to ever happen to me. The dude would tell me how much he loves his wife, and his wife would tell me how much she loves her husband. And then, oh by the way, I should check out their cool new hot tub. The chick was amazingly hot if I recollect.

I didn't want to puss out, but at the same time I couldn't compute the weirdness of the situation without feeling a little paranoid. Also, I wasn't exactly sure what it was they wanted from me. Was this the normal etiquette for asking a stranger to come home and fuck your wife, or does he want the two of us to tag team her? Who is that copping a feel on my dick, is it the dude or the chick. Is the dude bisexual, and wanted to have a three way orgy.

I was pretty young at the time, I would say 21 or 22, still a massive vagina when it came matters of sex. I wasn't quite as battle worn as I am now. So, to ruin what could have been a good story, I'll admit the truth which was I panicked, said I was going to get a drink, and ditched the bar.

I've had it happen twice to me and I declined both times mostly out of fear that the man might have wanted to do something to me as pay back for letting me rail his woman. One was a couple who owned a gym in California, the other was a couple who were renting a Porsche from me at my old job.... I tag teamed girls before but that was with my Navy buddies never with strangers.....

 

[BigPapaPump68]

Years ago, a client of mine set me up on a double date (blind for me) with him, his wife and her friend. To make a long story short, at the end of the night my date who I didn't know went in the house with him and his wife told me they were swingers. He comes outside tells me the same thing and said I could take the bedroom with her and he was going to take the guest bedroom with his wife's friend. I ended up banging her and thats pretty much it. They tried getting me to stay but after I was done, I was ready to leave and never talk to them again

 

[Muscle_Girl]

Wow, are men really that shallow? The guys who were faced by this situation and took the opportunity, bailed as soon as they got their rocks off? If it were that strange of a situation, why would you even go through with it in the first place.

About the "fat guy" part of the question, holding them to a stereotype is a miscalculation on your part if you assume they can't fuck like every other guy out there. The guy likes food, has some mental issues surrounding it and/or doesn't exercise enough to keep it off; if anything, he would be BETTER in the sack cause he has all that excess energy to burn from his last meal of awesomeness.

Silly muscle-heads!

 

[dogsoldier]

The husband is probably closet gay and was pissed he couldn't watch her being fucked by queer eye candy. You play the swingers game, you get what is thrown at you. Jeezus people are just so fucked up.

 

[bio-chem]

Wow, are men really that shallow?

Um......short answer?..........eh..............I mean............well what you've got to realize...............YES, of course men are really that shallow.

 

[soxmuscle]

to say that men are the only shallow ones is absurd.

everybody is shallow, everybody is superficial... to the extent of it is what differs.

 

[soxmuscle]

for example, I would rather be with "8" ex-girlfriend (on a 10 scale) because every "10" I've been with doesn't work.

I had sex with a girl who is a manager of Bebe, 26 years old, and was an absolute knock out. Her friend was the most disgusting person I've ever looked at in my life but I put up with it because the wet vagina on this 26 year old looked like a must have for my semi-erect penis.

We get back to her place, the fat friend rails coke and then tries to bother us, while the girl I'm with rails lines of vicodin.

I took part, we hooked up, and as soon as I came on her stomach, I thought to myself... "wow, if she wasn't super attractive and I wasn't being a superficial asshole, I'd have ditched this girl hours ago at the bar."

I guess what I'm saying is, despite being really judgmental and superficial, I would rather be with the girl I find beautiful for more reasons than just her looks, than the girl who's a knockout on the outside and just disgusting on the inside.

 

[dogsoldier]

Fuck...men shallow? You can put the greatest guy in the world right here right in front of most gals, they will look straight through him. How many guys made asses out of themselves by being a girl's friend? I grabbed my 16 year old nephew by the back of the neck over this one. I helped my sister buy him a car for his 16th. Now all these little honey pots who wouldn't give him a second glance are calling him for rides to the mall.

 

[FIRSTMAN]

lol this thread is too funny

 

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[soxmuscle]

Fuck...men shallow? You can put the greatest guy in the world right here right in front of most gals, they will look straight through him. How many guys made asses out of themselves by being a girl's friend? I grabbed my 16 year old nephew by the back of the neck over this one. I helped my sister buy him a car for his 16th. Now all these little honey pots who wouldn't give him a second glance are calling him for rides to the mall.

exactly.

women say they want this or want that, but truthfully they're just as superficial and judgmental as men are, and probably even more so considering how harsh they are on eachother when it comes to looks.

 

[awhites1]

He let a fat guy with a huge dick plow his wife?? Yeah prob a bad idea

I bet he destroyed that chick too

 

[Gissurjon]

Wow, are men really that shallow? The guys who were faced by this situation and took the opportunity, bailed as soon as they got their rocks off? If it were that strange of a situation, why would you even go through with it in the first place.

About the "fat guy" part of the question, holding them to a stereotype is a miscalculation on your part if you assume they can't fuck like every other guy out there. The guy likes food, has some mental issues surrounding it and/or doesn't exercise enough to keep it off; if anything, he would be BETTER in the sack cause he has all that excess energy to burn from his last meal of awesomeness.

Silly muscle-heads!

Lol, yea i guess cuddling with a man and his wife after you just banged her is the appropriate thing to do.

#1 rule of swinging. Do not get emotionally involved.

 

[ALBOB]

"If you saw your wife getting pounded by a fat guy, how would it make you feel?"

Like any other night when I'm watching my wife and I in the mirror. What's the big deal?

 

[Little Wing]

lol at the assumption it's bothering him the other guy was fat. hell no. it's bothering him that the other guy had a much bigger cock.

I am a fit, fairly good-looking, well-endowed man. I was surprised and dismayed when the other man, who is older, somewhat overweight, and balding, undressed. He was way larger than me, and for two hours I had to watch him work my wife into multiple fits, screams, and moans.

it's cock size he's wigging out about.

how do so many men misunderstand he means his cock was bigger?

 

[Little Wing]

love the response that's there

Next time you consider swinging, choose your new partners more carefully. You’re looking for an advertisement that says something like, “She’s svelte, stacked, and sexy. He’s fat, bald, hung like a gnat, and suffering from erectile dysfunction.” How sweet for your wife, whom you coerced into this, that the male member of your “ordinary couple” ended up being an oversized piston. Perhaps you watched her having the best sex of her life while neglecting your own duties. Possibly your wife was putting on something of a show just to yank your chain. Now you want to divorce her, after first giving her a sucker punch. If you feel you’re actually a danger to your wife, you need to tell her and move out for her safety. You sound like quite a prize, and since you’ve obviously been behaving abominably since your encounter, I hope your wife has already tied up the services of the best divorce lawyer in town. However, if both of you want to salvage your marriage, you need the help of a mental health professional. You’ve fallen into an obsessive spiral that’s destroying you. You need medication, or meditation, or some intervention to get your thoughts back on track. Whether or not your wife is willing to rebuild your marriage, you owe her an apology. Tell her that you made a dreadful mistake and you hate that you pressured her to have sex with another man. Then take a look at Aesop’s fable about the tortoise and the eagle, which is a nice summary of the consequences of getting what you wished for.

 

[soxmuscle]

penis size definitely matters but you got to be good in bed in general. it's definitely a talent.

 

[maniclion]

penis size definitely matters but you got to be good in bed in general. it's definitely a talent.

All it takes is a little unselfishness, bone for her orgasm cause you know you can get yours just by rubbing it like Aladdin trying to get a genie out of his lamp...