I was at a club once where a dude and a chick who claimed to be married were both making advances at me. It was one of the strangest things to ever happen to me. The dude would tell me how much he loves his wife, and his wife would tell me how much she loves her husband. And then, oh by the way, I should check out their cool new hot tub. The chick was amazingly hot if I recollect.
I didn't want to puss out, but at the same time I couldn't compute the weirdness of the situation without feeling a little paranoid. Also, I wasn't exactly sure what it was they wanted from me. Was this the normal etiquette for asking a stranger to come home and fuck your wife, or does he want the two of us to tag team her? Who is that copping a feel on my dick, is it the dude or the chick. Is the dude bisexual, and wanted to have a three way orgy.
I was pretty young at the time, I would say 21 or 22, still a massive vagina when it came matters of sex. I wasn't quite as battle worn as I am now. So, to ruin what could have been a good story, I'll admit the truth which was I panicked, said I was going to get a drink, and ditched the bar.