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I've got a REALLY big bottle of tequillia...GoalGetter said:It's not very surprising. It would be REALLY surprising if I actually did it. hahahaha!
I guess a simple: "Almost, but no" wouldn't have worked?OceanDude said:I met a guy on-line who was posting pics of his wife and telling everyone how hot she was and how he wanted guys to "do her" with him. She was your basic soccer mom with 2 kids - pretty face and a lil padding. Very pretty smile. Since he lived in my city I posted a humorous comment since I thought he was kidding and said "hey does the soccer ball come with her too?". Next thing I know I get a PM and an invitation to do drinks. I still thought he was joking and so I said 'well if we happen to meet uptown on Friday night after I have had a few who knows what might happen.' He called my bluff and I had to tell him where I hang out on Fridays. Sure enough, they show up that first Friday and she recognizes me from my picture, smiles, and drags her husband over and hugs me. They pull up 2 stools and start up a conversation - she is pretty young and I am thinking 'what have I got myself into this time'. I mean they are extremely polite, clean cut and decent people and she is not at all bad looking. So they just start going into all these details about their life and showing pictures of their kids and it's like an interview with them asking me about what I do and hobbies etc. I am getting very nervous and order up a few beers to calm down and act "cool. So the guy just says they do this with one other guy (she calls him her "boy toy") from work a few times a month and he directly asks me if I wanted to try it with his wife - first alone with just her and I on 3 or 4 occasions to get comfortable with each other then later with him and her on a regular basis. She looks directly at me to see my response and just smiles really pretty and kind of nods her head like "why not?". So I am just trying to act cool and play along with it (with no intention of doing anything) and say 'I'll think about it and get back with you'. She is like egging me on and saying 'come on, don't be nervous, it's really OK, and we both want this and we think it would be pretty cool'. I explain (laughing to break the tension) I am not so certain I can "perform" with another guy there and she says 'don't worry, we will work at it in private and then over and over until we have it down and don't have any hangups about this'. I am like running out of polite ways to signal "no" or socially escape and then she invites me to come to their daughter's soccer match and to be a friend of the family and stay for dinner Saturday night. It's like REAL and they are SERIOUS and I am all out of my best one liner humorous comebacks and coolness is like seriously under siege. At this point my internal "drinking too much" self-alarm is kicking in too telling me to stop and go home before I get too buzzed and get in serious trouble here (since I caught myself starting to think about it). So I finally just pretended like my cell phone rang on vibrate mode, invented a phone conversation then excused myself and said I had to run. As I was leaving I told them to PM me later in the week because I had other things planned for the weekend (which I really did).
So I ended up having to compose a long message and explain that I was flattered but that I did not think I could follow through on the offer due to nervousness and was super careful to flatter his wife (which was not too hard because she really was sweet and pretty) . I got a "we are disappointed that it did not work out" message back but they still stop in my bar hangout from time to time on Friday afternoons and make eye contact and nod or chat it up and tell me about what they are up to and to invite me to stop by anytime.
Closest I ever came to a 3-some - unless you count all those car back-seat "things" in senior year of High School where 1 or 2 women where with the whole car load of guys (2-3) and we drank beer/wine and various things happened that none of us would ever admit in adult life ever happened.
OD
rantheman said:an old girl friend gave me her best friend for my b day and she joined in. Cool chick. but they really seemed to enjoy each other like they had done this lots bafore
OMG. I would have died right there in the bar....LMAO.OceanDude said:I met a guy on-line who was posting pics of his wife and telling everyone how hot she was and how he wanted guys to "do her" with him. She was your basic soccer mom with 2 kids - pretty face and a lil padding. Very pretty smile. Since he lived in my city I posted a humorous comment since I thought he was kidding and said "hey does the soccer ball come with her too?". Next thing I know I get a PM and an invitation to do drinks. I still thought he was joking and so I said 'well if we happen to meet uptown on Friday night after I have had a few who knows what might happen.' He called my bluff and I had to tell him where I hang out on Fridays. Sure enough, they show up that first Friday and she recognizes me from my picture, smiles, and drags her husband over and hugs me. They pull up 2 stools and start up a conversation - she is pretty young and I am thinking 'what have I got myself into this time'. I mean they are extremely polite, clean cut and decent people and she is not at all bad looking. So they just start going into all these details about their life and showing pictures of their kids and it's like an interview with them asking me about what I do and hobbies etc. I am getting very nervous and order up a few beers to calm down and act "cool. So the guy just says they do this with one other guy (she calls him her "boy toy") from work a few times a month and he directly asks me if I wanted to try it with his wife - first alone with just her and I on 3 or 4 occasions to get comfortable with each other then later with him and her on a regular basis. She looks directly at me to see my response and just smiles really pretty and kind of nods her head like "why not?". So I am just trying to act cool and play along with it (with no intention of doing anything) and say 'I'll think about it and get back with you'. She is like egging me on and saying 'come on, don't be nervous, it's really OK, and we both want this and we think it would be pretty cool'. I explain (laughing to break the tension) I am not so certain I can "perform" with another guy there and she says 'don't worry, we will work at it in private and then over and over until we have it down and don't have any hangups about this'. I am like running out of polite ways to signal "no" or socially escape and then she invites me to come to their daughter's soccer match and to be a friend of the family and stay for dinner Saturday night. It's like REAL and they are SERIOUS and I am all out of my best one liner humorous comebacks and coolness is like seriously under siege. At this point my internal "drinking too much" self-alarm is kicking in too telling me to stop and go home before I get too buzzed and get in serious trouble here (since I caught myself starting to think about it). So I finally just pretended like my cell phone rang on vibrate mode, invented a phone conversation then excused myself and said I had to run. As I was leaving I told them to PM me later in the week because I had other things planned for the weekend (which I really did).
So I ended up having to compose a long message and explain that I was flattered but that I did not think I could follow through on the offer due to nervousness and was super careful to flatter his wife (which was not too hard because she really was sweet and pretty) . I got a "we are disappointed that it did not work out" message back but they still stop in my bar hangout from time to time on Friday afternoons and make eye contact and nod or chat it up and tell me about what they are up to and to invite me to stop by anytime.
Closest I ever came to a 3-some - unless you count all those car back-seat "things" in senior year of High School where 1 or 2 women where with the whole car load of guys (2-3) and we drank beer/wine and various things happened that none of us would ever admit in adult life ever happened.
OD
Yes I know them but I lost all contact by email or phone. Can you help me out to find them again?OceanDude said:I met a guy on-line who was posting pics of his wife and telling everyone how hot she was and how he wanted guys to "do her" with him. She was your basic soccer mom ...
bulletproof1 said:oh sorry johnnny i should have specified.....you and your 2 hands do not constitute a 3some.
Rocky_Road said:OMG. I would have died right there in the bar....LMAO.![]()
Rich, then face the philosophical reality of what is going on here all the time. Not that I have done it myself, but if you think about it real deeply, unless you are with a virgin its conceptually no different than having the other party do it with you in person instead of behind your back at a later or earlier time. Then it's easy to rationalize that one might as well know who the other family/team members are in person rather than hearing it from her or him later.Rich46yo said:Im ashamed to say, after all the crazy shit Ive done with girls, Ive never had a threesome. Ive come close, but inevitably they would say, "if I do it, you have to do it". Im sorry, but Im just not going to watch another guy screwing my girl.
I guess its just my karma to never have one............................Rich
Who is jenna?shutupntra1n said:I have never had one. Not that I don't find it sexually interesting, and although I'm not gay I don't oppose two women together for the intrigue of the matter, but I think some things are better left for Jenna to do and me to just watch![]()
rockgazer69 said:sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo not telling![]()
see the stealing thread....my last post there i think......naturaltan said:not very tricky Rock
I have anabout if you and would you again ...
Cman ... I take it you're not big into watching pornagraphy. Jenna is/was the Queen of porn.Still one of my favorites. My wife is trying to time a vacation in Vegas to see her at the AVA (adult video awards) so I can meet her. What a wife.
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sportytahoe said:i beg to differ trvlr......my BF and i were swingers for a while.....it was cool
been there done that got the tshirt....it's fun, would do it again in a heartbeat....i'd go MFF or FFF again
Just make sure you don't double up on the dong...Actually I once read a response to the 3some question from Jenna Jameson and she gave 3 golden rules 1. Your girl picks the girl 2. Don't kiss the other girl and 3. Your girlfriend gets your wad.TrojanMan60563 said:How does one get their girlfriend/boyfriend into swinging? I really think its a great idea to keep a relationship going strong. Problem is I don't know how to approach my girlfriend with it. She is a very one partner only kind of girl, and is very anti cheating....Swinging isn't cheating, but how to do get someone that wants a monogamous relationship to give swinging a though?
I just think it is more fun to receive all the attention instead of having to share someone. In some relationships, a threeway leads to all kinds of jealousy issues....which always suck. Personally, I wouldn't have another one while in a relationship.sportytahoe said:i beg to differ trvlr......my BF and i were swingers for a while.....it was cool
been there done that got the tshirt....it's fun, would do it again in a heartbeat....i'd go MFF or FFF again
sdupdike said:I had my first threesome recently, MFF. My husband and I met the girl on the internet. She was also married, but obviously her husband doesn't mind that she likes to be with other girls. She was really only interested in me, I think it's a thing she had with her husband to not be with another guy. So it was just girl-girl, and my husband joined with me only (I was the center of attention!). Kind of wierd, but it was fun. I'd do it again (something about being with another girl), but hubby says he'll only do it again if the girl wants us both
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