So im doing my normal pizza delivery today and i get a delivery and it says to go to the back yard so i roll up to the house get half way to the back yard and see this sexy ass blonde...(easily in the top 5 sexiest girls i've ever seen) so i go through the gate and they start chanting "SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS" and then this guy goes "yo do a shot with us." of course im not going to turn it down...what am i a pussy. So i do the shot then he gives me a credit card...and he has to tell us before hand if he is paying by card so we can run it at the store and then bring him the slip to sign. So i tell him and he calls them up and hooks me up with a $10 tip. Then i leave and then my boss tells me to go back and have him sign the slip (i get out of work in 1 hour and it is slow). So i come back and tell him he needs to sign the slip and he goes "yo do another shot with us" i tell him sure. I do a shot and he goes "yo you trying to smoke some weed?" I reply "of course" I smoke 3 bowls to my face and ended up doing 7 shots total chilling with sexy ass girls and i even went swimming. I called up my boss and told him that i was chilling hard and partying now with sexy bitches and he goes "just get pictures of them naked" to finish up this story i chilled there for about 5 hours got paid for the rest of the time i was there and hooked up with the blonde...best delivery of my life. OH and i still have my job.
lol ! big sausage pizza. you gotta love porno ! 
