Do you get horny in the tanning bed?

[SJ69]

I don't know if it's the fan, the heat, being nekked in a public place (sort of), but I always get a hard on in there?
How about the ladies?
The guys?
Do you do anything about it?

 

[Crono1000]

but I always get a hard on in there?
How about the ladies?

 

[Paynne]

I used to own a tanning salon a long time ago and had to clean off the beds sometimes. What you're talking about here is making me queasy


When I used them I used to fall asleep. Since I just had some skin cancer removed I don't think I'll be using one again.

 

[SJ69]

I used to own a tanning salon a long time ago and had to clean off the beds sometimes. What you're talking about here is making me queasy QUOTE]

LOL

 

[Jeeper]

If I got horny I would have a big white line halfway up my chest.

 

[Jeeper]

If I got horny I would have a big white line halfway up my chest.

I'll do this before someone else does.

 

[Crono1000]

 

[PreMier]

Yea, I get horny. When the tanned front desk girl asks if I want tanning lotion, I always ask how will I get it on my back because I cant reach

 

[Var]

I've only used tanning booths, but yeah...I get horny. Figured I was the only one. Of course the owner of the place looks like a Barbie doll. That might have something to do with it.

 

[Run4Life]

Of course. Who doesn't?

 

[Little Wing]

no but once i was tanning on a picnic table on a deserted beach n began to wonder... if a girl cums in the forest with no one to hear will there be a noise...?????

 

[vanity]

no but once i was tanning on a picnic table on a deserted beach n began to wonder... if a girl cums in the forest with no one to hear will there be a noise...?????

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I shag all day.

 

[SJ69]

no but once i was tanning on a picnic table on a deserted beach n began to wonder... if a girl cums in the forest with no one to hear will there be a noise...?????

So was there a noise?

 

[ZECH]

no but once i was tanning on a picnic table on a deserted beach n began to wonder... if a girl cums in the forest with no one to hear will there be a noise...?????

Knowing you................BIG NOISE! Too bad I didn't hear it!

 

[Little Wing]

I don't know if there was a noise I was lost in the middle of a daydream about being discovered by a beautiful stranger...

 

[david]

What the..........

Horny in a tanning bed? No, but I fall asleep alot. Maybe I should choose the stand up ones more often! I don't know how you all have time to get horny in a tanning bed,it's only 10-12 mins. Usually the best time to tan is after working out! Aren't you all tired??

 

[Flex]

When the tanned front desk girl asks if I want tanning lotion, I always ask how will I get it on my back because I cant reach

Funny you mention that. i went tanning for the first time ever today, and i had to ask the girl up front to lotion the backside of my balls for the same reason

 

[Randy]

no but once i was tanning on a picnic table on a deserted beach n began to wonder... if a girl cums in the forest with no one to hear will there be a noise...?????

 

[Randy]

Of course. Who doesn't?

Yeah, what kind of question is that?... I would get horny in any kind of bed if the cirCUMstances were right ..

 

[J'Bo]

Funny you mention that. i went tanning for the first time ever today, and i had to ask the girl up front to lotion the backside of my balls for the same reason

FLEX you did not

 

[Burner02]

Yea, I get horny. When the tanned front desk girl asks if I want tanning lotion, I always ask how will I get it on my back because I cant reach

so..ah...did that approach ever work out?

 

[Burner02]

What the..........

Horny in a tanning bed? No, but I fall asleep alot. Maybe I should choose the stand up ones more often! I don't know how you all have time to get horny in a tanning bed,it's only 10-12 mins. Usually the best time to tan is after working out! Aren't you all tired??

Part of what I used to do wsa, go get an espresso, go to the tanning salon, and while letting the cafene ramp me up in the booth, and visualize the workout that was about to come...or think about other things...hey..I am a guy...

 

[PreMier]

so..ah...did that approach ever work out?

Only once, and its because it was a girl I knew. The rest just say that its a tanning salon, nothing more lol

 

[djrx06]

Of course. Who doesn't?

Me. I would love to know what you are thinking about???

 

[PreMier]

DJ, click where???

 

[djrx06]

DJ, click where???

Try again.

 

[PreMier]

Ok, lol! The pic was there before and I was clicking it to see more haha

 

[djrx06]

Ok, lol! The pic was there before and I was clicking it to see more haha

I should be nominated for dumbass of the month. Lemme check my user options.

 

[Burner02]

hhmm..I was going to post something..but I just lost all train of thought...
dam...she's purtty..

 

[djrx06]

I'll post more pics. Oh yeah....What was this thread about???