Does your penis have a name?

[Titanya]

Well does it? I'm very curious as to the percentage of men who seriously name their member. Also... who named it? Don't have a name yet? let me pick one for you

 

[ZECH]

If you name it for me wouldn't you have to be kinda close and personal with it??

 

[Pylades]

Don't have a name yet? let me pick one for you

Would that make you my Godmother?

 

[irontime]

i'd let you name mine but I have a feeling that it probably wouldn't be a good one.

 

[Crono1000]

no... but he calls you Poochy

 

[mmafiter]

I call mine Rusty, cause it's hardly ever used.

 

[Mr.Guvernment]

^^^ hehe

i used to call mine

Stanley - as in the power tools..lol when i was like 16.

i don't think he has a name right now, he is having an identity chrisis.

 

[mesomorphin']

Originally posted by mmafiter
I call mine Rusty, cause it's hardly ever used.

I heard Rusty was used more than a little -- and not just by you....

 

[Titanya]

Originally posted by irontime
i'd let you name mine but I have a feeling that it probably wouldn't be a good one.

pitty... and i had such a good name for you too

 

[Dero]

TANK,stop staring at it!!!!!!

 

[MJ23]

Originally posted by mmafiter
I call mine Rusty, cause it's hardly ever used.

This is a great one

He needs to read this..


I call mine


Rocky....

No comments please

 

[DaMayor]

Because it's used to rough terrain? Back roads, maybe?

 

[david]

naming your penis.....

 

[irontime]

Originally posted by Titanya
pitty... and i had such a good name for you too

Well he is nameless at the moment, except for the occasional 'buddy', so let's hear it before I reject it.




Why do I keep asking for it?

 

[Titanya]

Originally posted by irontime
Well he is nameless at the moment, except for the occasional 'buddy', so let's hear it before I reject it.




Why do I keep asking for it?

I was gonna name it.... "Bonsai" :bounce:....... u know ... cuz ... its small, ornamental, and has wood I think its terribly fitting

 

[Titanya]

Ok... anyone else need a name.... cuz i'm on a role

 

[MJ23]

Tit - I am going to stick with Rocky.. But if you insist, I think Big Daddy is quite ""fitting"".

Just open wide....

 

[Titanya]

stop fucking those damn lady bugs MJ! they can't open any wider!!

 

[MJ23]

Hey.. They asked for it...

lol

 

[MJ23]

Just Humor me.. and Big Daddy will be all urs, LOL

 

[irontime]

Originally posted by Titanya
I was gonna name it.... "Bonsai" :bounce:....... u know ... cuz ... its small, ornamental, and has wood I think its terribly fitting

Well I'm gonna have to disagree with ya there Tit, it's actually not that bad. But compared to the 'red wood' that you're sporting then ya, it does like kinda tiny.

 

[Jodi]

OMG what a great thread. I'm LMAO here and people at work are looking at me funny.

 

[irontime]

Originally posted by Jodi
people at work are looking at me funny.

Why? Did you forget to shave today?

 

[Titanya]

Originally posted by irontime
Well I'm gonna have to disagree with ya there Tit, it's actually not that bad. But compared to the 'red wood' that you're sporting then ya, it does like kinda tiny.

red wood... is that like what u get when u screw a girl while she's on her period? in that case... u'll be the one with the red wood ...... cuz MJ was actin kinda moody today

 

[CRASHMAN]

Big Ben

 

[Titanya]

Originally posted by irontime
Why? Did you forget to shave today?

ignore the boy, jodi .... he's just upset cuz nature didn't make him a blonde

 

[CRASHMAN]

Originally posted by Titanya
ignore the boy, jodi .... he's just upset cuz nature didn't make him a blonde

Or give him a big penis

 

[MJ23]

Originally posted by Titanya
red wood... is that like what u get when u screw a girl while she's on her period? in that case... u'll be the one with the red wood ...... cuz MJ was actin kinda moody today

Hey now....

Clearly "IT" likes to sit on pieces of colorful wood....I wont judge the bastard

On the other hand


I am into PUSSY.......

 

[mmafiter]

How about....

Meat soldier

Gristle Missle

Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle

Vlad The Impaler

 

[Titanya]

Originally posted by mmafiter
How about....

Meat soldier

Gristle Missle

Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle

Vlad The Impaler

now now... those are all good... but theyre entirely too flattering for the members on this board