Does your penis have a name?

[irontime]

Originally posted by Titanya
red wood... is that like what u get when u screw a girl while she's on her period? in that case... u'll be the one with the red wood ...... cuz MJ was actin kinda moody today

Of all the fucking trees out there I had to pick 'red wood'

 

[mesomorphin']

Originally posted by irontime
Of all the fucking trees out there I had to pick 'red wood'

Well, I'm sure you've led a life full of regrets, but I wouldn't moan about this indiscretion publicly until MJ is over PMS!

 

[irontime]

Originally posted by mesomorphin'
but I wouldn't moan about this indiscretion publicly until MJ is over PMS!

Well I'm glad that you admitted that you wouldn't moan about it till MJ is off his pms, it's good that you wait until he's in a better mood before you complain to your boyfriend about issues.

 

[mesomorphin']

Originally posted by irontime
Well I'm glad that you admitted that you wouldn't moan about it till MJ is off his pms, it's good that you wait until he's in a better mood before you complain to your boyfriend about issues.

Exqeeze me, but you're the one who dipped your twig in MJ and came out with red wood. And if you think I'm gonna discuss THAT little issue with him, either pre- or post-pms, you're

 

[MJ23]

I am glad I am a topic...

U want PMS.. Grrrr

OK.. I feel much better now

 

[irontime]

Originally posted by mesomorphin'
And if you think I'm gonna discuss THAT little issue with him, either pre- or post-pms, you're

Aw, come on. You know that a good relationship requires you to communicate with your spouse. I know that MJ cheated on you (and no it was not with me, I know you think it was but it wasn't) so just talk to him, I'm sure you'll be back to sucking his rod in no time.

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by Titanya
now now... those are all good... but theyre entirely too flattering for the members on this board

If you say so. You're the expert, having swallowed us ALL at one point or another.

 

[Triple Threat]

Would that be separately or all at the same time?

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by CaptainDeadlift
Would that be separately or all at the same time?

Well I'll have to say separately. If I said all at the same time I'd INTEND to insinuate she's got a damn big mouth but she's so dumb, she'd think it meant we have little dicks..........................................and we KNOW that ain't true.

 

[Titanya]

Originally posted by ALBOB
we have little dicks..........................................and we KNOW that ain't true.

yeah... in your cases little is an understatement

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by Titanya
yeah... in your cases little is an understatement

Speaking from experience again I see. What the hell, it was good for me.

 

[MJ23]

Originally posted by ALBOB
Well I'll have to say separately. If I said all at the same time I'd INTEND to insinuate she's got a damn big mouth but she's so dumb, she'd think it meant we have little dicks..........................................and we KNOW that ain't true.

This statement should be on the IM main Board

 

[Titanya]

Originally posted by MJ23
This statement should be on the IM main Board

why?? so everyone can see just how aware you boys are of each other's penis sizes

 

[Titanya]

alright... since nobody asked for a penis name... i'll go ahead and hand some out... lets start with some of my favorite IM people

for Crono: the "Wee beastie"
for Irontime: "Bonsai"
for Dero: "Kermit"
and for Albob: "Old unfaithful"

... more to come

 

[Burner02]

Originally posted by Titanya
... more to come

was this a pun??

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by Titanya and for Albob: "Old unfaithful"

More than YOU'VE been able to handle so far.

 

[Mr.Guvernment]

Originally posted by DaMayor
Because it's used to rough terrain? Back roads, maybe?

ahahahhahha! the best!

 

[kuso]

Mine doesn`t, but if I was to name him I`d call him Moby lol

 

[buff_tat2d_chic]

You guys crack me up!!

 

[Titanya]

Originally posted by kuso
Mine doesn`t, but if I was to name him I`d call him Moby lol

why? is he pale, bald and plays techno music?

 

[kuso]

Um, yeah, he is pale, and bald ..... not big on the techno though

 

[Burner02]

pale?? dude..you'e got some circulation issues...

 

[kuso]

LOL...well the shaft doesn`t have a sun tan anyway

 

[buff_tat2d_chic]

Originally posted by Titanya
why?? so everyone can see just how aware you boys are of each other's penis sizes

 

[Titanya]

Originally posted by kuso
LOL...well the shaft doesn`t have a sun tan anyway

at least we hope not.... cuz if it did we might all have to assume that you were a member of a nudist colony!

 

[mesomorphin']

Originally posted by Titanya
at least we hope not.... cuz if it did we might all have to assume that you were a member of a nudist colony!

Yeah, and that would be so much more shocking than all of the other things we assume about you.

 

[Burner02]

I didn't think I did..butt...to think of it, mine seems to be given a common name by my previous GF's..
Oh Gawd!
Yep, that must be his name. That's what they seemed to always scream out during our intamacy.
"OH Gawd! harder! Harder! Right there! Oh, Gawd, Don't stop!"
So..there ya go.

 

[ZECH]

Originally posted by Titanya
at least we hope not.... cuz if it did we might all have to assume that you were a member of a nudist colony!

Well mine does. I have a tanning bed!

 

[kidda9]

My G/F names mine Pinky

 

[katie64]

I think "Ole One Eye" is a good name..............