Famous Sex Quotes!!!

[Luke9583]

"Gimme some sugar, baby"-Duke Nukem

I think Duke stole it from that dude in Evil Dead

 

[Flex]

"I'm all in"
-Sam Farha, World Series of Poker

 

[Little Wing]

are you talking again?

 

[Little Wing]

"There's a difference between hard and really hard."

 

[Little Wing]

who knew

 

[J.K.]

Here's another. It's not a funny, but one of my favorite quotes so I thought I'd add..

"What sex is, we don't know, but it must be some sort of fire. For it always communicates a sense of warmth, of glow. And when the glow becomes a pure shine, then we feel the sense of beauty."
-- D.H. Lawrence​

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[fantasma62]

Got two for you:


Quote 1: "Ooops"

Quote 2: "What? You mean to tell me that those things don't work 3% of the time""

 

[Little Wing]

"There's a difference between hard and really hard."

nnnoooooo that wasn't it it was

"there's a difference between hard and super hard"

 

[Little Wing]

still, who knew

 

[DFINEST]

Her moaning: Morris,what's my name?
Morris: It's baby ain't it?

From Morris Day and The Time
singing "If the kid can't make you come"

 

[Little Wing]

Shae... "I can't wait for that."

 

[Shae]

Shae... "I can't wait for that."

You are gonna give me so much hell because I said that. Huh.




Fine, I deserve it.

 

[Little Wing]

i am still laughing that was great.

 

[Flex]

Quote 2: "What? You mean to tell me that those things don't work 3% of the time""

or...


SHIT! I forgot to pull out!

 

[maniclion]

"Oh, I'm dizzy." Forrest Gump

 

[Flex]

"Damn, girl. You so tight."
"Wrong hole, fool!"
-Don't be a Menace to South Central...

 

[gococksDJS]

"No Nadia, Don't go......I've got reserves"-American Pie

 

[John H.]

"Fuck" - you hear it all the time and it IS the most universal word because it has so many meanings and is understood worldwide. And even MIS-understood....

"No" - you hear it all the time and it is another universal word which has many meanings and is understood - and not - depending on the situation and the person(s) involved.

"Yes" - you hear it all the time and it is another universal word which has many meanings and is understood - and not - depending on the stiutation and the person(s) involved.

"Variety" - probably the MOST MIS-UNDERSTOOD word especially by those overtly "religious" and IT EXISTS in ALL THINGS because it IS life itself. Anyone that does not agree with that is very MIS-informed, ignorant, or - perhaps even "stupid" - when FACTS stair you in the face and you (meaning anyone here) still do not understand or accept for the REALITY of it you are then "stupid" - stick your bare hands in water and they are going to get wet....

Take Care, John H.

 

[min0 lee]

Here's another. It's not a funny, but one of my favorite quotes so I thought I'd add..

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Nice.

 

[thatguy]

"Variety" - probably the MOST MIS-UNDERSTOOD word especially by those overtly "religious" and IT EXISTS in ALL THINGS because it IS life itself. Anyone that does not agree with that is very MIS-informed, ignorant, or - perhaps even "stupid" - when FACTS stair you in the face and you (meaning anyone here) still do not understand or accept for the REALITY of it you are then "stupid" - stick your bare hands in water and they are going to get wet....

Take Care, John H.

Holy crap, dude, give it a rest. You make everything into some kind of a gay promotion. There's nothing wrong with being gay - I have some gay friends of my own and it's not that big of a deal to me even though I'm straight. So quit making everything into a defense for your sexual preference. Geez, seems like you are so uncomfortable being gay that you should consider liking girls just so you can think about other things.

I know people give you a hard time on IM, but if you'd just post about something else besides that, people wouldn't care if you were gay or not.

 

[min0 lee]

Holy crap, dude, give it a rest. You make everything into some kind of a gay promotion. There's nothing wrong with being gay - I have some gay friends of my own and it's not that big of a deal to me even though I'm straight. So quit making everything into a defense for your sexual preference. Geez, seems like you are so uncomfortable being gay that you should consider liking girls just so you can think about other things.

I know people give you a hard time on IM, but if you'd just post about something else besides that, people wouldn't care if you were gay or not.

Is there a hidden gay message? I don't see.

 

[John H.]

I think you are confused....

Holy crap, dude, give it a rest. You make everything into some kind of a gay promotion. There's nothing wrong with being gay - I have some gay friends of my own and it's not that big of a deal to me even though I'm straight. So quit making everything into a defense for your sexual preference. Geez, seems like you are so uncomfortable being gay that you should consider liking girls just so you can think about other things.

I know people give you a hard time on IM, but if you'd just post about something else besides that, people wouldn't care if you were gay or not.

Hi That,

Maybe it is you that should "give it a rest"... I never said one word nor did I imply anything about Gay or Homosexual necessarily - I was speaking just as I wrote. Re-read what I said. NO, there IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING wrong with being Gay - or BiSexual - or Heterosexual - they ALL are variations of Sexuality NATURALLY so. All are just as right and proper when you care about those you are with honestly and sincerely.

I am making no "defense" for "my sexual preference" - I do not need to and neither does anyone else. I think you are confused. The way you are writing you seem to be speaking from many sides about the same thing ...

As for posting on other things when I get time I do.

Take Care, John H.

 

[thatguy]

Guess I misunderstood the stressing of "variety" when the discussion was about sex. Not sure why else you'd go off on a strong "variety" tangent. Variety of different girls? Variety of different positions? What else would variety be referencing when discussing sex quotes?

Well, if I did misunderstand you, I apologize.

 

[thatguy]

From your last post...

"...Gay - or BiSexual - or Heterosexual - they ALL are variations of Sexuality NATURALLY so..."

See, "variety" or "variations" is something you mention a lot when talking about being gay. I thought that's what you were referring to. What other variety were you speaking of in a sex thread?

 

[John H.]

Guess I misunderstood the stressing of "variety" when the discussion was about sex. Not sure why else you'd go off on a strong "variety" tangent. Variety of different girls? Variety of different positions? What else would variety be referencing when discussing sex quotes?

Well, if I did misunderstand you, I apologize.

Hi That,

Variety TRULY IS in ALL things - including Sex. Most people seem to forget that and ITS IMPORTANCE. And there are those that would deny it even exists.

What would this life BE without variety? People are individuals - each is difference, there are no two people alike, nor should there be. Same with everything FOR GOOD REASON. How horrible would life be without variety - and variation...

Take Care, John H.

 

[Rocco32]

Hi That,

Variety TRULY IS in ALL things - including Sex. Most people seem to forget that and ITS IMPORTANCE. And there are those that would deny it even exists.

What would this life BE without variety? People are individuals - each is difference, there are no two people alike, nor should there be. Same with everything FOR GOOD REASON. How horrible would life be without variety - and variation...

Take Care, John H.

That may be, I'm just glad I'm not gay!

Take Care, David H.

 

[thatguy]

Me, too, rock.


Ok, back to bodybuilding...

 

[John H.]

That may be, I'm just glad I'm not gay!

Take Care, David H.

Hi Rock,

Are you glad you are Heterosexual? Why would someone who is Gay or BiSexual not be ENTITLED to also be "...just (as) glad"? Naturally so. Would it be because of all the hatred and the bigotry which is BASED ON BULLSHIT?

Each "form" of Sexuality IS NATURAL - AND RIGHT.

Take Care, John H.

 

[thatguy]

You are most certainly entitled to be glad to be gay. Rock said nothing to the contrary. He just said he's glad he isn't gay.

I am glad about lots of things, including not being gay. You can be glad for lots of things, too. Don't get so worked up over nothing.

 

[thatguy]

You are most certainly entitled to be glad to be gay. Rock said nothing to the contrary. He just said he's glad he isn't gay.

I am glad about lots of things, including not being gay. You can be glad for lots of things, too. Don't get so worked up over nothing.