Favourite Part of Sex

[mark]

It's all good but the best is watching a porno and seeing how long you can take it before you sink the bone.

 

[NICK]

only if your watching with someone that can sink the bone?

 

[austinite]

For me it's the actual stroking. Especially when doing it doggy style and I see (and hear) myself going in and out of her wetness. This is followed closely by the giving and receiving of oral.

 

[kuso]

Originally posted by J'Bo

-Watching the man do someone else
-Watching porn til i am wet as an ocean

I think I just found my wife

 

[J'Bo]

Thank god, i have been waiting for you to ask.
I hate it where i live and would love to live in Australia.
You know the saying though right?
"Nothing less than a karot".
LOL

 

[J'Bo]

BTW, yes i am a confessed porn watching queen.
Have over 27 now, and growing thanks to direct T.V.

 

[Dero]

He,he...I can get you busshels of carrots...
Hi J'Bo!!!

 

[kuso]

LOL....I think I`ve found the perfect woman A collection even bigger than my own

One problem ( and no it`s not the karot ) while I am 100% Aussie.......I live in Japan....

 

[J'Bo]

Sushi is even better.
What's your favorite porn flic?

I just watched the funniest one ever "bare wench project", too soft porn for me though.

 

[kuso]

Originally posted by J'Bo

What's your favorite porn flic?

Is this just out of interest, or are you trying to find out if we are sexually compatible?

Actually.....I`m not to good with titles....I just remember the scenes

 

[J'Bo]

Well kinda. JJ of course or maybe not.

I am not too big on titles either.
I think the title is where the boys are 8.
There are two really good scenes:
one including milk and butter, and the other has a huge ice dildo.

 

[kuso]

Well the milk and butter sounds like fun....but you are not putting an ice dildo anywherr near me

Actually, probably my favourite all time was called The Blonde Goddess.....funny, she wasn`t even really blonde It is an old one, but is was SO funny/stupid that my friends and I still quote lines from it ( we saw it about 15 years ago )

One of the lines was "do me down and dirty and fuck me filthy"

 

[Pitboss]

Originally posted by J'Bo
I really just popped in here because i was having a bad day and wanted a laugh. I really was not prepared for what i just read, you guys almost made me laugh to death. Nothing like men fighting over one piece of meat.

So here is my list:
-Watching the man do someone else
-Watching porn til i am wet as an ocean
-Feeling him behind me as he is bangin away
-Of course the chase and the first 5 minutes of sexual contact. This is the reason for 99% of divorces and break ups (i am convinced).
-When the two of you are so close and so in tune that you can feel your bodies melt into one.

Now PB who are you kidding, we all know that your answer is not foreplay. You are the horniest mother effer i know, there has got to be a real list posted somewhere in here.

Damn girl!!! Nothing I likebetter than starting my morning off with a stiff ... uh cup of Jo!!!!!

Oh and Foreplay is by far my favorite!! and probbaly why I so like a variety of women. But then again you've met my criteria and then some!!

Favorite Porn.. I like it hard core. Non of those stupid story lines. I would have to say right now it would be the Watcher Series and the Action Sport series... and "Where the girls are" hmmmm Me likes!!!!

 

[J'Bo]

Yah defiantely made a typo above, the flick is called "where the boys aren't 8".

 

[Pitboss]

Originally posted by J'Bo
Yah defiantely made a typo above, the flick is called "where the boys aren't 8".

Where the boys aren't is where the girls are... as long as the content is the same I'm a happy camper.. tent's up ready to go!!! LOL

Oh and I have scene that Ice dildo scene.. I think that was with Jenna Jamieson and ?? damn hot!!!!!

 

[Badger]

I have found my new home . Anywhere there are no boys is the best. I don't know that many women that will openly admit to watching porn but damn J'Bo you sound like HEAVEN to me. Since Kuso is yours does that mean that you are a one man woman or do you have room for another ?

 

[Dero]

Yo...Stand in line!!!

 

[kuso]

Badger don`t even go there

 

[J'Bo]

Sorry i am already a two man woman (my bf and Kuso), Dero and PB are next. You could be put on the list however, depending on how large your porn collection is. LOL.

 

[ZECH]

Hhmmm?? (DG orders 1000 porn flicks!)
J'bo...........................?

Kuso

 

[Badger]

Originally posted by J'Bo
Sorry i am already a two man woman (my bf and Kuso), Dero and PB are next. You could be put on the list however, depending on how large your porn collection is. LOL.

Actually mine is a work in progress. I'm sure that I don't have the amount of you "masters" but in time I hope to be at your level. By the way just how much will all of this porn that I have to have end up costing me?

 

[tgkfour1]

I like the whole "having it" part. It's the not having it part I hate.

Wife & I like girl/girl/girl/girl action flicks....

 

[Mariel]

How about that moment before you fuck, and before you kiss and your eyes are closed and your mouths are a centimeter apart and all you feel is hot breath, and all you hear is heavy breathing, and your hands are running all over their neck, chest and head- the same with them- and then you move closer while your tongue moves out of your mouth and into theirs and you feel their tongue move into yours... thats the best feeling to me. The torture of slow release. *groan*

 

[crunch]

I like the part when the organsm fairy taps me on the shoulder and whispers softly: "That was your last stroke."

Plus what Mariel said.

 

[Dero]

I knew it you hung out with FAIRIES!!!

 

[Scream'n]

Mariel- Stop it already! You almost made me "release" and I'm just a hot breath away from my computer! Sorry, computer - it wasn't my fault.

 

[Scream'n]

Any girl who says "fuck" when referring to sex is super cool. I promise, the next girl who asks me to "fuck" will be rewarded, or paid!!!!

 

[Dero]

Who you talking to???

 

[Scream'n]

Uh, Mariel. My wife. Anyone?

(female only, please)

 

[Dero]

Oh,ok...
I'll leave you alone then...









Butt she's not here!!!!