Fisting anyone?

[bio-chem]

brodus i like your energy and enthusiasm, but expect a novel as a reply and it will have absolutley nothing to do with what you just posted.

 

[brodus]

Oh, I know what to expect

Who wants to take bets that he brings religion into it, and finds a way to call me close minded or conservative, too?!

I have an advanced degree in philosophy, and John H. doesn't actually argue--he just makes statements for a perceived audience. To that end, since nothing you or I say is rebutted (no pun intended), he's confirming what we've said.

Or maybe I'm wrong...maybe forcing a colon inside out and using your lover's rectum as a punching bag is the path to nirvana...

 

[bio-chem]

im not willing to try it to find out. nirvana cant be that hard to get into, and if it is im not willing to try for it.funny you mention betting. after my last post i bet a friend of mine on the response i would get from john h. i bet he wouldnt reply or address what i had said, my friend bet he would write about how important "natural law" is. so i get a free lunch thanks to the predictability of john boy. maybe i should thank him?

 

[brodus]

Here's a natural law--animals that shove large objects up their ass to the extent of death aren't very bright. Remember the old adage "smart animals don't shit where they eat." I think the second part was truncated back in the days of King James, but it read something like "smart animals aren't up to their elbows in their lovers cornhole." I admit, my Aramaic and Latin are rusty, but thats a pretty close translation.

Nothing against a person's proclivities...but if you got that much time and ass on your hands, you're not exactly growing towards success, notoriety, fame, or legacy.

 

[John H.]

John,
Now you're attempting to turn attention from yourself and your views by painting me as somehow responsible for the world's ills because I'm in the oil industry, how sophomoric. I suppose "fisting" and showing hard-ons by way of greeting will cure all this?
I'm sure you've read a book about the oil industry, and I have a good idea it had a Gay slant to it. Either way, you should probably read a little about supply and demand. I estimate in 10 years as China's thirst for oil increases, along with our own, a gallon of gas will run you around 7.00 dollars. Does that make oil evil? You use it everyday, and you still pay for it. Oil is, right now, the lifeblood of every nations economy. I don't use anymore oil than anybody else does, in fact I probably use less than you do, (I imagine it takes alot of oil to lube up for some "fisting", eh, John?).
Needless to say, Oil may be the cause of a lot of good and a lot of bad.....
But, you're still freakin' weird.

Hi Volt,


I am just "messing" with ya!!

I AM "worried" about the world's VASOLINE supply though - what will we do when all the "oil" is used up and none is left...

The world is COMPLETELY NUTS for DEPENDING on ONE source of energy and are asking for REAL TROUBLE. The supply is NOT Endless.

Do I blame YOU personally, as a driller, no way!!! You are just doing the job you were hired to do as an ordinary Man working day to day. But those in power KNOW what they are doing and couldn't care less about anyone but themselves. I guess that IS the AMERICAN WAY for sure. Look what is happening to this country - GREED IS DESTROYING IT.

Fisting WITH THOSE YOU CARE ABOUT - MEN AND/OR WOMEN - can be beautiful. A REAL expression of CARE AND LOVE.

Showing a hard-on can certainly be a way to say "hello" to those interested. Or it can be a way of just expressing a Man's "current condition" - either way anyone that IS MATURE AND ADULT will UNDERSTAND - and even APPRECIATE.

Speaking Man-to-Man I do not think you or I would have ANY problem getting along at all and probably would work well together. I am NOT talking about Sex necessarily - just getting along WELL AS MEN.

I like "messin' with ya Volt" - TAKE DAMN GOOD CARE out there on those rigs Buddy. I for one appreciate what you are doing and know some of what you must go through.



Take Care, John H.

 

[John H.]

Voltimus going off the deep end? are you serious? remember who started this thread?

Bio,

With you, I EXPECT you to go off the deep end.

With Volt, He IS A MAN - we are just 'fucking' with each other.

You would not understand at all.

John H.

 

[John H.]

John,
One other thing.....
What the hell is "bantying"?
I've seen you take people to task for their spellings before, maybe, you should consult a dictionary or a fifth grader before posting.
I think you meant "bandying"
I also think your now a freakin' weird pseudo-intellectual.

Hi Volt,

"Bantying" is "fucking with ya'" back-and-forth between you and me. Messin' with each other's head - no, I do not mean 'cockhead' although....

You might be right about the spelling - I am NOT perfect and never said I was but when there are people who like to think they are I sometimes will respond. (NOT about you or I in this)

Hey Volt, aren't you "weird" too - I mean how many MEN are willing to work on oil-rigs? REAL MEN have to be a little "weird" or nothing would get done in this country would it?

Hang in there Buddy!!!

TDGC, John H.

 

[John H.]

... just thought I'd check and see what page this was on ... 5 pages of talking aboiut fisting

Hi Natural,

I guess there must BE some interest afterall..

Take Care Buddy, John H.

 

[John H.]

so it will turn into a treasure hunt?

Bio,

If you do not believe anything I say BELIEVE THIS" when I am with a lady I AM on a "treasure hunt" and I DO "search" - ALL OVER - for "treasure"...

And I WILL FIND IT or die trying.

I LOVE being "drowned" by her "response"

John H.

 

[John H.]

nice site if you're a little freaky.

Hi Rock,

You're out of your mind too!!!!

Take Care, John H.

 

[John H.]

I can't believe I read this thread...John H. needs help. I have nurses in the family who've had to do emergency care on guys that get off on enormous objects up their ass. Some of the funniest family conversations in my life.

As far as fisting being popular, or even slightly in the norm, that is completely false, particularly anal fisting.

A vagina is flexible and can pass a baby, so a fist is not the most suprising thing going on there, and the potential for stimulation exists.

For the most part, Porno is not a good gauge of anything EXCEPT what most people aren't doing. People watch sex acts they fantasize about. That's why there's so much weird shit out there.

There are a ton of gay men and women who aren't into fisting. You also have to take into account that any fisting you see in films is for MONEY, not for anything else. It's for this same reason that frat boys can't understand why every girl isn't dying to eat bowlfuls of cum.

What I find hillarious is that all this thread is here for is for John H. to talk about how much he is into fisting...it's such a pathetic attention manuever. Damn. You'd think a guy with a 10" cock would have something better to do than ask strangers if they mind that he loves ass fisting.

Like a lot of under-developed people, his logic is so tragically flawed. Every thread he starts is not informative, it's a way for him to air his problems with people. He's so needy of attention and reassurance, it's sad. That's why he's either very young, or psychologically undeveloped. After all, if you're comfortable with yourself and the fact that you get ass blood all over you partners' fist in the name of "love," why would you come here and try to get support for it?

I also totally don't like under-developed gay men acting like they speak for all gay men. John can't even write correct sentences, he's posting 200 times a minute about his fisting fantasies on a Bodybuilding board, and then he thinks he's some figurehead for explaining gayness? It's not 1975, dude. Most people are very comfortable living in a society with all sorts of people, race, sexual orientation. Comfortable enough to say, en masse, sticking a fist up your "lovers" ass isn't some pathway to the ultimate nirvana, nor is it the final hallmark of gayness--it's a fucked up "variation" that a tiny slice of people actually get into.

I don't disagree that with enough programming you can convince yourself that the pain of a fist in your ass is a hallmark of love...but man, you've got to redefine just about everything to get there. If you do that, don't expect everyone to give you a high-five, and don't start threads like this, knowing full well that what kind of reaction you're fishing for.

To me, you're like a slightly smart monkey...look, I can stick a fist up my ass, mister!

These are things animals do publically when they can't get attention for anything else.

I prefer learning a foreign language or studying quantum mechanics. It makes it amazingly easy to get respect publicly, and the chance of getting a face full of bloody shit is zero.

Hi Brodus,

That picture, that accompanies your name - GOOD GOING - KEEP IT UP.

Now as to what you have said:

If you read you will find that I have said that I have never engaged in fisting myself. I just asked about this as a form of Sexual expression between people WHO CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER. It is NOT for the "faint at heart"... OR those that are UNknowledgeable or STUPID about the subject. (NOT saying this at all about you pesonally speaking - just saying)...

As for "...blood all over..." IF this happens YOU (meaning anyone here) are DOING IT ALL WRONG. STOP IMMEDIATELY and get medical attention RIGHT AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!It is SUPPOSED TO BE DONE VERY VERY CAREFULLY WITHOUT CAUSING ANY INJURY or you very well could kill someone. Either by direct injury or by subsequent infection from damage done to the inner walls....

Like I have said YOU MUST KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING OR ARE GOING TO DO BEFOREHAND THOROUGHLY AND COMPLETELY. This IS one place where someone wanting to experience this either directly or indirectly MUST DO THEIR HOMEWORK!!!! BIGTIME!!!! YOU CAN KILL SOMEONE DOING THIS if you do not KNOW what you are doing!!!!!

"...programming..." - right-on!! It DOES take mental, physical, psychological, spiritual preparedness and can take getting "used to"...

One thing is certain. Any Man that allows another Man to fist him IN A LOVING WAY AND CARING ABOUT HIM SINCERELY - WILL BLOW LOADS like he NEVER THOUGHT HUMANLY POSSIBLE. But this IS NEVER something for "casual" or "recreational" or doing it with someone that DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOU HONESTLY AND COMPLETELY. No matter the Gender of anyone involved.

Take Care, John H.

 

[Voltimus]

He's so needy of attention and reassurance, it's sad. That's why he's either very young, or psychologically undeveloped.

Brodus,
I've had the same thoughts, particularly the one about being young.
It's like his only real reason for posting this subject is for him to have a reason to vent about people being close-minded. Not realizing that it's not a real stretch to be close-minded about jamming a closed fist into somebody's ass. I think there is a lot of serious issues with John. He spends alot of time around animals, is into fisting, and never speaks about his own imperfections, only variations.
He also seems to accidentally hit the capslock button alot.
Either way John, I'm pretty sure we wouldn't get along. You have no idea what I do as an oil worker, no matter what your books and magazines may have told you. I don't believe you're any form of war veteran, you're intolerance for religion makes me believe that you've never sought anything greater than yourself.
I believe you may be a child, at least psychologically.
And you have not seen much of the world.
Or else you would understand why people are so vehemently against your point of view.

 

[John H.]

He's so needy of attention and reassurance, it's sad. That's why he's either very young, or psychologically undeveloped.

Brodus,
I've had the same thoughts, particularly the one about being young.
It's like his only real reason for posting this subject is for him to have a reason to vent about people being close-minded. Not realizing that it's not a real stretch to be close-minded about jamming a closed fist into somebody's ass. I think there is a lot of serious issues with John. He spends alot of time around animals, is into fisting, and never speaks about his own imperfections, only variations.
He also seems to accidentally hit the capslock button alot.
Either way John, I'm pretty sure we wouldn't get along. You have no idea what I do as an oil worker, no matter what your books and magazines may have told you. I don't believe you're any form of war veteran, you're intolerance for religion makes me believe that you've never sought anything greater than yourself.
I believe you may be a child, at least psychologically.
And you have not seen much of the world.
Or else you would understand why people are so vehemently against your point of view.

Hi Volt,

I actually expected more from you.

Brodus, like Bio, think they know it all because they "are going" or "have gone" to "college" - that is supposed to make them "some kind of authority". It IS what you LEARN - FROM ALL PERSPECTIVES WITH AN OPEN MIND OBJECTIVELY - that is learning. The sum of EVERYTHING. And over time. I have gone to college and have a degree and have work in other areas as well as my speciality. But I do not go around telling people in such a way as to have them feel that just because I went to college I KNOW IT ALL - nothing could be further from the truth. The more I know the less I feel I know. And the more I WANT to know.

As for people being vehement - that is ONLY because I ask questions some people do not "LIKE" having asked in the first place - they do not "like" having their "world" upset in any way by any one. They do not "like" those that question especially HONESTLY.

As for being a veteran, I can ASSURE YOU - I CERTAINLY AM - and in WAR. The kind where your Best Buddies die before your eyes (I will NOT GO THERE... Once is MORE than enough...)

If you were not interested in some aspect of "fisting" you would not yourself be here to visit this thread. Even if it is only discussion.

Take Care, John H.

 

[brodus]

Check it out "bro." There is a gigantic gulf of difference between being intrigued by different "variations," as you like to call them, and posting "threads" on "bodybuilding websites" with the sole purpose of proclaiming your forearm's "love" for your lovers "ass."

And while most people would agree that most "authorities" on anything better damn well have gone to "college," it didn't take my degree for me to realize your full of "shit." Your own words did that.

 

[MTN WARRIOR]

Hi Mtn,

Trust me. It IS for BOTH - Men and Women. EACH can AND DO achieve TREMENDOUS ORGASMS from this aspect of Sex. It IS meant for MEN and for WOMEN and CAN be done very successfully by those that CARE ABOUT YOU whether that person be a Man or a Woman.

Phenomenal Orgasms? ABSOLUTELY TRUE - for MEN and for WOMEN. BOTH.


Take Care, John H.

You are such a fucking fruitcakse you disgust me. Go hang yourself you miscreant.

 

[John H.]

Check it out "bro." There is a gigantic gulf of difference between being intrigued by different "variations," as you like to call them, and posting "threads" on "bodybuilding websites" with the sole purpose of proclaiming your forearm's "love" for your lovers "ass."

And while most people would agree that most "authorities" on anything better damn well have gone to "college," it didn't take my degree for me to realize your full of "shit." Your own words did that.

Brodus,

Look at the first post I made in the beginning. Nowhere did I say that I - I was so involved. I made this thread for the purpose of discussion and to get all sides of the situation. Also, this IS a Bodybuilding website. It also has a section devoted to Sexual topics. In case you did not know it you are on the section that is devoted to Sexual topics. So being on that I would think anyone WOULD EXPECT Sex will in any fashion be discussed.

I think YOU have let your words speak for your educational background. Whether that is "successful" or "not" I will leave for others to judge.

If you are against the topic your sure can say so. If you are for it, you can sure say so. It is an equal opportunity web-site. "Your own words" express what success you have achieved in going to "college".

As for "authorities" I would think that those that were in "charge" of ENRON felt they too were an "authority"...



John H.

 

[Little Wing]

morning john. how's life on the farm today? i'm in the middle of moving. i hate moving. but it's from a 3 bedroom apt to 6 bedroom house so i'll tough it out. we each get two bedrooms there. ahhh space. have a good day.

 

[John H.]

morning john. how's life on the farm today? i'm in the middle of moving. i hate moving. but it's from a 3 bedroom apt to 6 bedroom house so i'll tough it out. we each get two bedrooms there. ahhh space. have a good day.

Good Morning Rock!

What a BEAUTIFUL DAY...


Construction season is going to start soon to I will be real busy - not that I am not otherwise... At least I have th luxury of picking and choosing what I want to do - it is my own business and I can set my own schedule...


The FARM - oh it is waking up BIGTIME!!!! Today I am going to take time and my children and my wife and I are going to walk into the meadows and see what it happening - we do that often. We spend good times together as much as possible... And I have a feeling that a lot of the animals - that can - will be right behind us,, almost like a parade - it has happened before. I've gone down to the creek and looked back and there are animals from the farm following me to see "what is he up to" - talk about LAUGHING. I guess they think I am a very interesting person and want to know everything I do and how. I wonder if they learn from what I do too? They sure look intently...

We have a dog that is supposed to NOT swim or go in water at all. She learned from one of the other dogs how to swim - guess there was some jealousy and this dog now swims by herself - all the time too - she will just take off when she feels like it and go for a swim. And LOVES it. When she was younger she would NOT go anywhere near water and was really afraid of it. Now you can not keep her out of it. I joke about it - she looks even better after she has gone for a swim and I make a joke of it and say " oh, I see you've been to the beauty parlor again" because she does look so much better after a swim - her fur looks all groomed, etc. She's "nuts" - just like everything here - what a LIFE!!!!!!

The goose - Oh that goose!!!! I just "work here" and "pay the bills" - the goose OWNS this farm. More than any other animal here - and believe me it is a real "power struggle" but the goose usually wins out....

Gotta go!!! You MUST get your own farm - even if it is a few acres - YOU WILL BE DAMN GLAD YOU DID!!!! HANG in there - you WILL!!!!

Take Care, John H.

 

[Little Wing]

my dog was supposed to hate riding in cars. as it turns out all you have to do is open a door n he's in there. it's how we catch him when he gets loose.

 

[John H.]

my dog was supposed to hate riding in cars. as it turns out all you have to do is open a door n he's in there. it's how we catch him when he gets loose.

Hi Rock,

There is NOT enough room to put all the animals in my truck when I go somewhere - they ALL want to go with me!! I don't get it - I think. They all must feel I am having a damn good time and they want to come along too. I guess they feel that on the farm we ALL have a damn good time and when I have to go somewhere they WANT TO GO WITH ME too - even the cows and the horses. Now invision that going down the road IF I could fit them all in....

On the farm they ALL watch anything I do!!! ANYTHING!!!! EVERYTIME. The minute I walk outside the house they all follow me - Oh the cat ACTS like it "isn't really interested and couln't care less" - so then WHY is it NEAR BY "pretending" it isn't really interested?

A life-long friend of mine - a Man who also works out and KNOWS what he is doing as reflected in his accomplishments therein - was planting bulbs (flower bulbs) and used a stick to put a whole in the ground to plant each bulb. He did this for quite awhile until he realized something was "following him" so he turned around and there was the cat - pulling each and every bulb OUT of the ground he had planted and you should have seen the paw of the cat up to its shoulder - ALL MUD. And the line of bulbs he planted all lying on the ground... Each bulb was carefully laid on the ground out of the wholes he dug. Or when he goes to the lake he asks the dog if it "wants to go fishing" and the dog knows what he means and follows him - along with ALL the other animals one right after the other in a line - you should SEE it - what a SIGHT!!!

The goat, the ONLY reason it stays inside the fence is because it "wants to" NOT because it "HAS TO" because the minute it wants to know what you are doing it takes a long run and jumps completely over the fence and follows you to see what you are up to. DAMN SMART goat - trust me!!!

Even the cows want to KNOW what is going on all the time and are very curious. I'm telling you you are NEVER alone in the country and HAVE A LOT OF HELP....

Take Care, John H.

 

[Little Wing]

somehow i knew the cat was doing that. haha. mine are troublemakers. demon caught a mouse the other day n my kids rescued it . they had him in a big plastic container and when they put him in a goldfish bowl to clean the big container he got away. well last night the dog slept in the kitchen cuz there was too much commotion in the bathroom with ty being sick. this morning the dogfood dish in the bathroom is empty and the dog is closed in downstairs. either that was one hungry little mouse or he has friends.

 

[John H.]

somehow i knew the cat was doing that. haha. mine are troublemakers. demon caught a mouse the other day n my kids rescued it . they had him in a big plastic container and when they put him in a goldfish bowl to clean the big container he got away. well last night the dog slept in the kitchen cuz there was too much commotion in the bathroom with ty being sick. this morning the dogfood dish in the bathroom is empty and the dog is closed in downstairs. either that was one hungry little mouse or he has friends.

Hi Rock,

Well I have to put the "brakes" on the mice.

For the FIRST time in all the time we have lived here we had mice this winter IN the house and there is NO way I am letting mice IN the house. I love animals BUT...

So I let the first one go by catching it in the garbage bag in the kitchen - it ran from me into the bag and I closed the bag real fast and then took it outside and let it go - BIG MISTAKE!!

The second mouse, shortly after, appeared in the kitchen and it too ran into the garbage bag which I had place some wax paper so I could hear them better. That one I took outside and...

The third time I got pissed. They DO get into everything and are very focused and WILL get into everything if you let them and even if you try to stop them... So I went to Home Depot and purchased a pair of the new-type mouse traps that are made of plastic - not like the old ones with the wood bottom - made by Victor (they have been making mouse traps for years!). They cost about $3.00 plus tax if I remember right. Well I set ONE out with the recommended peanut butter creamy style and it was NOT more than 45 minutes when I heard the trap spring - I was watching the evening news in the other room not far away. These new traps you just pick them up and squeeze the trap open and the dead mouse just falls into the trash. And you can reuse those traps. No more mice - so far...

Take Care, John H.

 

[Little Wing]

my mom traps mice in her garage n my daughter set a trap one day n forgot to "un-set" it. she felt horrid when my mom told her she'd "caught" a mouse. she used to go around n spring the traps to assure the mice would be safe. they are kinda cute but it's no fun wondering just where they've been. i have tons of tupperware, which is btw mouse proof. we don't trap them but our cats do.

 

[John H.]

my mom traps mice in her garage n my daughter set a trap one day n forgot to "un-set" it. she felt horrid when my mom told her she'd "caught" a mouse. she used to go around n spring the traps to assure the mice would be safe. they are kinda cute but it's no fun wondering just where they've been. i have tons of tupperware, which is btw mouse proof. we don't trap them but our cats do.

Hi Rock,

Our barn cats work well.

Tupperware is NOT mouse-proof I found out the hard way. I had some of my Power Bars inside one and it was closed TIGHT and a mouse smelled through it and chewed right through the Tupperware and got my Power Bars - hate to run into that mouse if it lifts weights too... It might look damn good though - wonder if there is a Arnold Class for mice?

If it were not for all the filth and the urine and whatever with regards to mice I might feel differently about them. But anywhere a mouse lives it is a REAL DANGER because of the disease factor... And they RUIN everything. They are best left OUTSIDE in the fields. And looking at them from a distance.

Raccoons are the same - look nice but are filthy in "household habit". Yes they wash their food before they eat but they ARE DIRTY animals - anywhere they have been is ruined and destroyed. I've been told you do NOT want them anywhere in your house because the excrement is DEADLY.

Take Care, John H.

 

[Shae]

Okay all, just out of curiosity: a fisting thread turned into a farm and nature thread?

 

[Little Wing]

why not i turned the penis game thread into an art gallery. change is good.

 

[Little Wing]

dear john, thanks for the info on supermouse. now i'm really glad i'm moving.

 

[Shae]

why not i turned the penis game thread into an art gallery. change is good.

I'm sorry, but this shit does not seem right!

 

[Dale Mabry]

Back to the topic at hand...

Nothing says I love you like carrying your loved one around like a puppet.

 

[bio-chem]

Okay all, just out of curiosity: a fisting thread turned into a farm and nature thread?

rock has been the only one to sucessfully get john h off of his homosexuality is good for everybody agenda. im thinking we should nominate her for the nobel peace prize.