John H. said:
you're stupid
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you're stupid
prolly tells it daily...just on a different board!
the guy doesnt even work out. why contaminate this place with useless shit? go to a fag forum and discuss peepees if thats your thing.
oh and no im not opposed to sexual discussions. god knows i have started a few threads here myself. i at least try to contribute something useful on occasion though. 
I don't know much about farm etiquette, but even where I live (very liberal Hawaii) we try to be as appropriate as we can, we don't walk around flaunting our wood and usually make fun of the European guys in speedos who do. I've been to nude beaches in Australia and Thailand had fun, and wish we had them here, but we don't and I'm not going to try to subvert the laws because I feel I should be allowed to let my nuts hang. And on a second note, children are born to suck on titties so if a kid sees some boobs it's not a big deal, willys are a different story and you should try to be discreet about your erection in front of kids, if you have a restraining order and can't be around kids and are only around adults every minute of your life then go ahead and let it poke through your pants leg so everyone can know you're too perverted for them and they know to steer clear of you.John H. said:Hi Maniclion,
ATURE in any way shape or form - and probably never will be. If a women has huge breasts and they are extremely firm they WILL SHOW - do you go around telling her to "hide them" or you will think she is "perverted" if she does not because you are "embarassed"? Some women do not wear panties and when they sit down they do not always close their legs because they need to "breathe" - NO ONE TELLS anyone they have to "look" - s
WHEN DO "ADULTS" GROW UP??!!
Dudes, I don't post very often, but everytime I'm online I see some depraved post from John H! What an idiot? I'm a lawyer and I can assure you there are laws around to specifically prevent pevrs like John H from "introducing himself" to society. It is a violation called lewd conduct and in a civilized society, boundries like that are protected....thank God. Seriously John H, you are really beginning to sound like a sex offender. I have worked with the Guardian Ad Litem system which protects children from sexual abuse and I'd never consider letting you within 10 miles of a child. You might want to reconside what you are saying online sometimes. Look, sex is wonderful, sex is terrific, but, it should also be private. Exposing your erection to total strangers is beyond bad taste...it is criminal. So, you better be careful.
Luke, reading that just gave me chills. Ew.......better watch over your sholder. I'm picturing John H as the creepy killer in "Silence of the Lambs".John H. said:Hi Luke,
And, I have not met Luke.
I am SURE you ARE A MAN IN THE TRUEST SENSE OF THE WORD.
Respectfully, and, Take Care, John H.
nobody thought my horse story was funny 
? man you guys are a tough crowd.
? man you guys are a tough crowd.
It was hilarious and reminded me of the time me and my stepsister were at our summer lake house petting the horses and we heard a "blop" sound we looked at each other thinking the horse shitted and when we looked back we saw this accordion thing bouncing under his belly and then it started growing, I was like "Ha, ha Stacey I think you have a new boyfriend." She said "Fuck that, I'd never be able to handle a dick that big, fuck it's so long he'd probably spear my liver." I think it made her horny though, cause after that all she wanted to talk about all day was sex.rockgazer69 said:nobody thought my horse story was funny
i didn't even dare go look when he told me what i'd actually seen but my kids are different. a few yrs ago we rented a place across from a farm n one day out of the blue Ty, age 5 at the time, yells "the horses are havin sex" Tesla, 11 at the time, yells "quick make popcorn" and runs to look out the window. turns out the horses were not doing anything which promted Tesla to then say "what a rip off i want my money back." lol. they are very weird but i love them.
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you and your stepsister have an interesting relationshipmaniclion said:It was hilarious and reminded me of the time me and my stepsister were at our summer lake house petting the horses and we heard a "blop" sound we looked at each other thinking the horse shitted and when we looked back we saw this accordion thing bouncing under his belly and then it started growing, I was like "Ha, ha Stacey I think you have a new boyfriend." She said "Fuck that, I'd never be able to handle a dick that big, fuck it's so long he'd probably spear my liver." I think it made her horny though, cause after that all she wanted to talk about all day was sex.
rockgazer69 said:dear john h.
um funny story sort of, my 1st husband almost shot two horses for showing me their penises.
skip ahead to i am a young newlywed and my husband and i moved to massachusetts and started running a boarding stable. we moved there in the middle of the nice cold winter. there were already a number of horses there and two dogs one of which, dusty, had a habit of nipping at the horses from time to time.
skip ahead to the 1st really nice warm spring day. i get dressed and go out to see the horses, pockets full of sugarcubes n carrots. aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
i go running back in the house crying and say "dusty bit both of the ponies in the stomach and their guts are hanging right out!" my then quite terrified husband grabs a shotgun and runs out to i dunno put the poor things out of their assumed misery. he comes back in with tears running down his face only he is laughing.
n he proceeds to tell me about the birds n bees n horses. oops
Rock,
Stick with Shakespeare - and the 16th century. You'd do better.
John H.
bio-chem said:
Bio,
When do you plan on growing up?
What "souped up" has to say is HIS writing NOT me or mine. I have not even read what you are saying he wrote. I never saw it.
"Story"? I was stating something that happened to me by way of explanation - nothing more. If you can not "handle" that you might want to think about going to the Romper Room web-site for children.
As for Shakespeare - (see the my spelling (it is correct) - yours is wrong. You say you are going to college? One of the reasons there is an S. A. T. test is to test the ability of those wanting to go to college - how did you get in?) - Shakespeare was born 1564 and died 1616 A. D. My speaking about the Puritans was referring to when they were in the United States after they came from Euorpe. And when they were "active" with witches and witch-buring, a "religious" "exercise" no doubt.
What IS "puritanical" IS "puritanical". Plain and simple.
Sexual repression was the "thing of the day" as far as the "religious zealots" were concerned - like you, a "zealot". I am well aware of the history of "fuck".
I am also aware that Pope Leo (I do not remember immediately which one) (1400's) ran the catholic church into near bankruptcy in his spending practices and found out people were broke - or so he originally thought - until he dreamed up an idea that brought him more money than even he imagined: he realized that if he told the "followers" the ONLY way they would go to Heaven was through him and that the ONLY way he would "allow" them to go to Heaven was IF he gave them a "special dispensation" of their sins and they ONLY way he would do that was if they gave all their money to him - they were so scared because they thought he really had that much power they readily gave 'til it hurt and the Pope readily loved it all and spent even more. This is just one of thousands of examples of "religious" bullshit. Which still goes on today.
And about Dr. Kinsey. It WAS his research that showed just how much people said one thing and did entirely the opposite. And it was HIM saying that that upset the "religious" types because they all wanted everyone to believe they were and are "so pure" and "sin-free" and everyone else is "the sinners". ...
I was just looking in a 2005 edition of a Psychology textbook a friend of mine has and is taking in college now. I went to the text and the bibliography and the index and sure enough Alfred C. Kinsey and his work is there and still being referenced for the benefit it did for all mankind. Like I said before - and you refuse to see - his work has stood the test of time over and over and over again and still does.
John H.
Twigz said:
Hi Twigz,
I wondered that myself. Who knows the "thinking" of some cops. Or his real reasons. But I was pissed and still am about it. But what can you do without getting yourself into more trouble - which some want you to do - I have seen them in action with others before and I can tell you some cops DO try to egg people into doing more so they will have "more on them"... I was not going to fall into that trap.
"Bullshit"? It happened to me. I have no reason to lie about it at all. I wish it had not happened to me. And how would you prove beyond many witnesses and a video with perfect sound and focus in a court of law? I did not have that for my benefit or I would have taken it to court. Cops have a LOT of power and they KNOW it and USE IT. And can and do get away with things.
Take Care, John H.
crazy_enough said:
Hi Crazy,
WHY would I relate something that did not happen to me? For what purpose? Especially something like this!!! I am not in that cop's mind, I do not know what was going on in HIS HEAD!!! You ARE at THEIR "mercy" when they stop you for any reason - you had better hope you have a good cop and not one that is not.
Take Care, John H.
bulletproof1 said:oh and no im not opposed to sexual discussions. god knows i have started a few threads here myself. i at least try to contribute something useful on occasion though.
Hi Bullet,
I made this thread because I hear some say it is somehow "wrong" to show a hard-on - something that is completely natural. I wonder WHY would an ADULT MALE WHO IS MATURE think that way. Mine shows all the time, hard and not so hard. I deal with it as AN ADULT.
God gave it to me and He must want me to have it. It shows all the time sometimes even more. No big deal. I am NOT going to cut it off or somehow try to hide it from "pansies". If some can not handle the situation then I guess they will just have to be "blinded" by the experience....
I related the story about me on one occasion BY WAY OF EXPLANATION to something that happened to me. As an EXPLANATION of the foolishness of someone trying to "hide" something that is completely NATURAL AND RIGHT. AS AN ADULT. And I thought I was speaking to people who were also ADULTS WHO ARE MATURE. Apparently there are a lot of people here who "THINK" they are "adult" and "mature". And MOST DEFINITELY ARE NOT.
Take Care, John H.
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david
4 pages...... and it grows! 
Kinda like the original subject itself! 
Kinda like the original subject itself! bio-chem said:
Bio,
WHEN do you think you might make an honest attempt AT GROWING UP?
John H.
maniclion said:
Hi Maniclion,
I WAS NOT TALKING ABOUT "FLAUNTING" it! I was speaking as to its NATURAL SHOWING. It DOES HAPPEN and should - it is COMPLETELY NATURAL TO DO SO.
Some here are putting more into all this than what I was talking about. Apparently it IS THEY who have very "fertile minds".
Take Care, John H.
trvlr70 said:
Trvlr,
Pehaps it is YOU who should be careful. I was speaking about something that HAPPENS NATURALLY - NOT - FLAUNTING IT and NOT exposing someone to CHILDREN - CHILDREN ARE SACRED AND PRECIOUS and MUST BE PROTECT AGAINST asses. I will not mention in any detail what I would personally do to someone who is a child molester - I don't want that used against me in a court of law later. ...
You say you are a lawyer. Are you an adult? Are you mature? It is not possible for you AS A MATURE ADULT to read this thread and see it for what I was asking? Or do you see "violations" in everything? Or is it that you have "tunnel vision"? Or are you trying to "drumb-up business"? Do you "see your possible personal wealth" in EVERYTHING? You COULD NOT - COULD NOT - BE MORE WRONG ABOUT ME or the intention of this thread or anything I have said or stated.
I posted this as a thread for DISCUSSION BY ADULTS WHO ARE MATURE on a subject that HAPPENS NATURALLY SO. I was not INTENDING TO SPEAK TO people who "say" they are "adults" who are "mature" when they actually ARE "little children". This was supposed to be a CONSTRUCTIVE thread. I was asking others how they - AS MATURE ADULTS - handle their particular situation when they find themselves in it. And how they view it.
YOU ARE WAY OFF - W A Y O F F - base on this and are MAKING this into something it is NOT. AND WAS NOT. EVER.
John H.
trvlr70 said:
Trvlr,
What are you? A lawyer trying to drum-up business?
You COMPLETELY MISSED what I WAS SAYING TO LUKE.
I am sure he knows what I meant. He is probably one of the FEW adults who is MATURE on this site.
John H.
maniclion said:It was hilarious and reminded me of the time me and my stepsister were at our summer lake house petting the horses and we heard a "blop" sound we looked at each other thinking the horse shitted and when we looked back we saw this accordion thing bouncing under his belly and then it started growing, I was like "Ha, ha Stacey I think you have a new boyfriend." She said "Fuck that, I'd never be able to handle a dick that big, fuck it's so long he'd probably spear my liver." I think it made her horny though, cause after that all she wanted to talk about all day was sex.
Hi Maniclion,
Apparently many women have had this happen to them. It is written about in books - horse experiences.
Take Care, John H.
david said:4 pages...... and it grows!
Hi David,
I was not keeping track actually. Nor did I really want to but - Hey, you never know. Maybe that is what some intend - to "cause it to 'grow'"
??!!I made the mistake of thinking there were people here who ARE ADULT AND ARE MATURE and could DISCUSS anything AS MATURE ADULTS.
Ya learn everyday. No wonder the USA is in trouble with the rest of the world. The 'puritans" are coming..... Or in this case HERE.
Take Care, John H.
If out in a store and see someone walking around with a hardon, I'm going to management and report a pervert is stalking people.
There is a time and place every thing. If you are so oversexed that you have to display your self in public, you should probably seek help.
There is a time and place every thing. If you are so oversexed that you have to display your self in public, you should probably seek help.
john boy it doesnt bother me when you call me a zealot. to be zealous for what one believes in is an atribute. i dont give a damn if your spelling is correct or not. people understand what i was saying, thats all that matters to me. im not writing a book report john boy. this is an open forum and im not expecting to win a pulitzer. ill take care of the proper spelling and grammer when i do my school work. and i love how you question college students on why or what they are doing in college just because they disagree with you. john boy i got into college with a 1290 on the sat's thats how. the thing is john boy you need new material, we have refuted on too many occasions the old stuff. no one believes your cop story because there are too many flaws in it. the fact you and souped up posted the exact same story on the exact same thread does not lend credability to your story. cops dont go around hitting peoples dicks with a nightstick. we understand you are only looking for attention its just kind of sad you need to get it on a computer.
