Hard- ons

[bio-chem]

im not sure what courses you took in reading john, nor am i sure how long ago you took them, but the fact is their is no continuity from your response to mine. you need to understand that language is a way of expressing ones thoughts, feelings, emotions so that others can understand. and your just not up to par with that in the english language.

 

[John H.]

im not sure what courses you took in reading john, nor am i sure how long ago you took them, but the fact is their is no continuity from your response to mine. you need to understand that language is a way of expressing ones thoughts, feelings, emotions so that others can understand. and your just not up to par with that in the english language.

Bio boy,

Take two "ass pirins" and go to bed. While you are there take your hand (which ever one works better and reach down and ... and you will feel much better after "emptying yourself - or have someone do it for you)...

There is no such thing as trying to have a constructive conversation with you.

John H.

 

[bio-chem]

good one john you really showed me.

 

[buff_tat2d_chic]

I ESPECIALLY like them at WORK, when I have to give a PRESENTATION to a 2 STAR General. I like to get a NICE BIG hard on and then go up to the General and HAVE him TAKE care of me because ONLY he would know HOW to do it the right way EACH and EVERY TIME.

Good one craig

 

[craig777]

There is no such thing as trying to have a constructive conversation with you.

John H.

This has got to be the funniest thing I have read that John H. has written.

 

[craig777]

Good one craig

 

[god hand]

Sometimes my dick gets so hard that I just have to jackoff to get things back under control.

 

[John H.]

Sometimes my dick gets so hard that I just have to jackoff to get things back under control.

Hi god hand,

There is nothing wrong with being out of control. Nature INTENDS that.

You can do this but I would say WHY? Let it alone and let it "breathe". You should be able to be perfectly fine with having a hard-on without quilt of any kind. And no one should interfere with what Nature INTENDS TO BE. You should allow it to "live and breathe". If it "weeps" let it. Do not always just "give in". Sometimes letting it alone and letting it do its thing is a good thing. And it can cause appreciation and understanding of yourself... And when the time comes for it to be taken care of that is fine too.

Nature INTENDS it to be varied, that is, naturally occuring and rightly so, to "breathe", and as an introduction to interested and CARING people. You should also learn to control yourself with regard to its natural occurance - leave it DO what IT INTENDS. It IS INTENDED to be so.

When the time comes for it to "go down" by whatever "method" is appropriate it will happen.

One of these days all Men as they age will not have this ability any more. Be glad you now have them. UNDERSTAND it in all its variation and LIVE LIFE. If it shows, LET IT. Anyone that has a "problem" with it, that IS their IMMATURITY not yours. Just tell them to grow up. If they do not like how it looks tell them to stop looking.

Take Care, John H.

 

[bio-chem]

Hi god hand,

There is nothing wrong with being out of control. Nature INTENDS that.

You can do this but I would say WHY? Let it alone and let it "breathe". You should be able to be perfectly fine with having a hard-on without quilt of any kind. And no one should interfere with what Nature INTENDS TO BE. You should allow it to "live and breathe". If it "weeps" let it. Do not always just "give in". Sometimes letting it alone and letting it do its thing is a good thing. And it can cause appreciation and understanding of yourself... And when the time comes for it to be taken care of that is fine too.

Nature INTENDS it to be varied, that is, naturally occuring and rightly so, to "breathe", and as an introduction to interested and CARING people. You should also learn to control yourself with regard to its natural occurance - leave it DO what IT INTENDS. It IS INTENDED to be so.

When the time comes for it to "go down" by whatever "method" is appropriate it will happen.

One of these days all Men as they age will not have this ability any more. Be glad you now have them. UNDERSTAND it in all its variation and LIVE LIFE. If it shows, LET IT. Anyone that has a "problem" with it, that IS their IMMATURITY not yours. Just tell them to grow up. If they do not like how it looks tell them to stop looking.

Take Care, John H.

were you taking meds when you wrote this?

 

[John H.]

were you taking meds when you wrote this?

Bio:

I KNOW I can "depend" on you! (I actually wondered if you "fell asleep")...

To answer you, no. I mean every word of what I said - because IT IS TRUE! Nothing more.

John H.

 

[bio-chem]

your truths must be relative then because all of it is opinion, none is proveable, and most just doesnt make much sense logically.

 

[John H.]

your truths must be relative then because all of it is opinion, none is proveable, and most just doesnt make much sense logically.

Bio:

Truths? I do say what IS TRUE. Yes. "Relative"? "Opinion"? I thin you are speaking of "religion". Not me. And not Nature. And not HOW IT IS.

"Locigally"? - I AM. To be SURE.

John H.

 

[crazy_enough]

HOLY shit, this thread lives on!!lol

 

[GFR]

Sometimes my dick gets so hard that I just have to jackoff to get things back under control.

Thats some funny sh1t.

 

[Votorx]

Hey, why do I care? I wear some baggy pants anyways so if I get a hard on someone's gotta look pretty dahm hard to see it. And she's concentrating that hard on my package then she should get lil prize.

 

[THEUNIT(XXL)]

This thread sucks so much I just had to bring it up( ), a well, you know what I mean.

 

[Burner02]

...the sad thing is...I read the dam thing.....

 

[Burner02]

Sometimes my dick gets so hard that I just have to jackoff to get things back under control.

Way to take matters...into your own hands!

 

[Burner02]

Hi Maniclion,

Hell I had a cop think I was somehow trying to "smuggle" drugs "there" and proceeded to start beating it with his night stick to somehow "find out" - when I started getting bigger he realized he WAS VERY WRONG and got real red in the face and said "sorry", cleared his "throat" and turned around and walked away shaking his head. Hell, I TOLD HIM I WAS NOT HIDING anything - at least NOT DRUGS!!!! I NEVER USE THEM NOR WOULD I EVER. He PISSED ME OFF BAD!!!! Maybe he just used that as an excuse to "see for himself" - I have had that situation from time to time with other people - Men and Women. And with some it depends on what I will do - or not. But NO COP!!!!

Take Care, John H.

well...if you had just let it out to 'breathe'..there wouldn't have been any confusion?

 

[GFR]

Top 3 posters on this thread.

John H. 64
bio-chem 34
Little Wing 18

A Gay/bi man, a woman and????

 

[John H.]

Way to take matters...into your own hands!

Hi Burner,

.... OR - someone else's "hands" IF he TRULY wants to be TOTALLY HAPPY!!!

Take Care, John H.

 

[John H.]

well...if you had just let it out to 'breathe'..there wouldn't have been any confusion?

Hi Burner,

It is not "up to me" to "...just let it out to 'breathe'..." - it has a mind of its own and it does what it "wants"..... It "breathes" heavy....

Take Care, John H.

 

[devildog88]

I think John H is a small, phalicly chalanged man, who's mom and dad used to beat with a dildo!

 

[John H.]

I think John H is a small, phalicly chalanged man, who's mom and dad used to beat with a dildo!

Hi devil,

I have no reason to lie, especially regarding WHAT I HAVE as given by God.

Those that have, in the past, questioned HAVE FOUND OUT FOR THEMSELVES - FIRSTHAND - even reach in and placed their hands on me - AND NOW KNOW FOR THEMSELVES....

Perhaps you are somehow disappointed to learn the TRUTH - I have no reason to lie about WHAT I HAVE. WHY would I do that? It would be very easy to disprove. I STAND COMPLETELY by what I have said - I AM 10 5/8" long when completely hard, and not much less when soft. It is NOT my intention to upset you or anyone else by saying that, I am ONLY making a statement OF FACT. PERIOD. Now, you can either choose to believe me, and maybe "love it" for yourself or not - the choice is yours....

Take Care, John H.

 

[Burner02]

Hi John-
I don't think devil really cares about how big u are. If u are, then great. No reason to doubt you. I will take someone's word as truth unless I find out they are lying then go from there.

However, I do think he (not alone) is tired of your 'agenda' of promoting your choice of lifestyle. Whether you wish to give and / or take it in the ass by a guy is your business. If you have not noticed, most of us here do not care for that lifestyle and are frankly, tired of hearing about it.
Feel free to not respond how great you think it is telling us hetrosexual members of this forum that we should try it.
I think we have the picture of the previous 2,330 posts. If we have not decided to say: "hhmm...what to have tonight: Hair pie..or balls across the nose" by now...its a good chance we aren't gonna be swayed.
We have made our choice, as have you made yours.

Have you anything to contribute to say...training, or diet, or even just sharing a joke in the open section? I am curious.

I have nothing against gay people. I will not argue whether you were 'born that way' or you consciously make that choice. I don't know. I am not in your shoes.
I do have a problem with people trying to push their lifestyle upon me when I do not ask for it. (this goes for anything, BTW: religion, politics, etc)
just my .02 worth. (don't forget to adjust for inflation)

 

[bio-chem]

Hi John-
I don't think devil really cares about how big u are. If u are, then great. No reason to doubt you. I will take someone's word as truth unless I find out they are lying then go from there.

However, I do think he (not alone) is tired of your 'agenda' of promoting your choice of lifestyle. Whether you wish to give and / or take it in the ass by a guy is your business. If you have not noticed, most of us here do not care for that lifestyle and are frankly, tired of hearing about it.
Feel free to not respond how great you think it is telling us hetrosexual members of this forum that we should try it.
I think we have the picture of the previous 2,330 posts. If we have not decided to say: "hhmm...what to have tonight: Hair pie..or balls across the nose" by now...its a good chance we aren't gonna be swayed.
We have made our choice, as have you made yours.

Have you anything to contribute to say...training, or diet, or even just sharing a joke in the open section? I am curious.

I have nothing against gay people. I will not argue whether you were 'born that way' or you consciously make that choice. I don't know. I am not in your shoes.
I do have a problem with people trying to push their lifestyle upon me when I do not ask for it. (this goes for anything, BTW: religion, politics, etc)
just my .02 worth. (don't forget to adjust for inflation)

 

[John H.]

Hi John-
I don't think devil really cares about how big u are. If u are, then great. No reason to doubt you. I will take someone's word as truth unless I find out they are lying then go from there.

However, I do think he (not alone) is tired of your 'agenda' of promoting your choice of lifestyle. Whether you wish to give and / or take it in the ass by a guy is your business. If you have not noticed, most of us here do not care for that lifestyle and are frankly, tired of hearing about it.
Feel free to not respond how great you think it is telling us hetrosexual members of this forum that we should try it.
I think we have the picture of the previous 2,330 posts. If we have not decided to say: "hhmm...what to have tonight: Hair pie..or balls across the nose" by now...its a good chance we aren't gonna be swayed.
We have made our choice, as have you made yours.

Have you anything to contribute to say...training, or diet, or even just sharing a joke in the open section? I am curious.

I have nothing against gay people. I will not argue whether you were 'born that way' or you consciously make that choice. I don't know. I am not in your shoes.
I do have a problem with people trying to push their lifestyle upon me when I do not ask for it. (this goes for anything, BTW: religion, politics, etc)
just my .02 worth. (don't forget to adjust for inflation)

Hi Burner,

"...adusting for inflation..." ..........

All I can say is what is "fine" for you is "fine". I am a firm believer in "living and letting live". I am responding to what WAS SAID to me. I have OTHERS "push" THEIR "AGGENDA" or try on me all the time - subtly you even - so why YOU are "complaining" about me responding to what was said to me makes me wonder if you are like too many - one sided - see ONLY what YOU want to see and nothing more.... I really think it is fine YOU have "chosen" your viewpoint - notice I have NOT said it is YOU pushing YOUR THOUGHTS on me - I let the chips fall as they do with regard to the facts AS THEY ARE. I have an open mind and see things AS THEY TRULY ARE - I do not like "creating" life AS IT IS NOT but HOW IT IS as so many seem to try to do - especially those with a "religious bent" - those that would have others believe they are so puritanical and "innocent"....

I do not like people that lie, cheat, steal (in whatever form). I put my cars on the table AS THEY ARE and ONLY share my life with those who appreciate life truthfully.

IF you are into Bodybuilding and Weightlifting as I AM that is GREAT! I do NOT waste my time but make damn good use of it. I see it as truly wonderful and something not to be wasted... And I ACCOMPLISH what I set out to do and along the way work damn hard at it honestly. Nothing I have is given - I WORK FOR IT including what I have personally speaking with regard to working out. I KNOW it IS EARNED by SERIOUS minded people and I am serious about working out because I KNOW the end results and the BENEFITS therein.

If you chose to ignore the FACT that there is VARIETY in life and living and ALL things associated therewith including Sex that is entirely up to you - you are the loser when you do not recognize and appreciate WHAT IS GIVEN AND PROVIDED and the FULL SPECTRUM associated with life and with living. Also, I NEVER USE others as so many seem to get great fun out of doing. Life is VERY IMPORTANT.

Training? WORK your ass off HONESTLY AND COMPLETELY in ALL aspects and BE damn smart about what you do and how you do it - EVERY MOVE! This includes proper nutrition and proper rest. YOU CAN NEVER CHEAT and SUCCEED! CONCENTRATE! COMMUNICATE with yourself, your body, and ultimately with others WHO APPRECIATE HONESTLY wHAT you are doing AND WILL DO. People with vision in all forms will be your best friends and will understand AND KNOW.

Take Care, John H.

 

[Burner02]

Hey, why do I care? I wear some baggy pants anyways so if I get a hard on someone's gotta look pretty dahm hard to see it. And she's concentrating that hard on my package then she should get lil prize.

it may be small..but it sure is skinny!

 

[SuperFlex]

HOLY shit, this thread lives on!!lol

You need a good hard-on...

 

[Burner02]

You need a good hard-on...

"You know, you are in more dire need of a blow job than any white man I know."
--Good Morning, Vietnam