How to tell if your fat?

[pitbullguy0101]

post a test to tell if your fat...

Take your right hand and place under your laft pec now flip your wrist does it jiggle? ok now flex your chest and repeat does it jiggle? if you answerd yea and are a male you are a fat titty bitch...

 

[Imosted]

you are fat if you cant see your little one when you look down

 

[AmM]

What does it mean if it doesn't stop jiggling for around a half hour?

 

[vortrit]

Don't encourage Chico to keep playing with his nipples!!

 

[pitbullguy0101]

 

[2B1]

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[SloppyJ]

I found a lump. OH MY GOD.

 

[hagaroids]

slight bitch tit crew checking in. off to my bike I go.

 

[Pittsburgh63]

You know you're fat when:
1) The back of you neck looks like a pack of franks.
2) All your shoes are slip on's.
3)You eat dinner with a pitch fork.
4)You get charged double for airline seats.
5)Your sweat looks like apple sauce.
6)Your mama gives you a turkey with candles in it on B days.
7)You tried to order Vonage, with cheese.
8)You have to shower with aerosol soap.
9) When you chew, your eyes shut.

Someone give me number 10

 

[pitbullguy0101]

when people poke you you go "whoo" and chuckle

 

[vortrit]

slight bitch tit crew checking in. off to my bike I go.

Report to your leader Retlaw immediately!

 

[AmM]

when people poke you you go "whoo" and chuckle

 

[stylus187]

If you have to ask, you are probably fat!!!!

 

[stylus187]

You know you're fat when:
1) The back of you neck looks like a pack of franks.
2) All your shoes are slip on's.
3)You eat dinner with a pitch fork.
4)You get charged double for airline seats.
5)Your sweat looks like apple sauce.
6)Your mama gives you a turkey with candles in it on B days.
7)You tried to order Vonage, with cheese.
8)You have to shower with aerosol soap.
9) When you chew, your eyes shut.

Someone give me number 10

10. When you can make a Man Vagina with your belly button!!!

 

[CellarDoor]

If you have to ask, you are probably fat!!!!

Bullshit

Women ask this very question while fishing for compliments all the time.

 

[Pittsburgh63]

10. When you can make a Man Vagina with your belly button!!!

hahaha... nice #10.

 

[Work IN Progress]

Bullshit

Women ask this very question while fishing for compliments all the time.

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Well thats why they call it fishing and not catching sister.

Rule #1. You must be deemed worthy of a compliment to recieve one.

 

[Nedster]

10 :- When your thighs spontaneously combust , Due too chaffing ...

 

[stylus187]

Bullshit

Women ask this very question while fishing for compliments all the time.

Ok, go kid yourself If you like.
If you have to ask, you are probably fat!!!!