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make a thread to explain these secret words and stuff
go and visit the Clean Thread . . all answers are in there
go and visit the Clean Thread . . all answers are in there
thats over 50 plus threads will do...but start a new one
AP = autoplow (sexual intercourse)
SFW = Smash Fkg Weights
LHJO = LeftHand Jerking Off
Prip = Pipe rip (weed)
GICH = Glad I Could Help
SFW = Smash Fkg Weights
LHJO = LeftHand Jerking Off
Prip = Pipe rip (weed)
GICH = Glad I Could Help
STOP being Left-handed jerking off!
God knows there are plenty of good reasons for ending up in hell, so why challenge fate just because you want to feel like something special?
Approximately 10 percent of the world population today is running around and telling others that they are left-handed masterbators - this is not a particularly clever move. The Bible contains several examples that God undoubtedly prefer right-handed masterbators. In fact there is much evidence that left-handed masterbators will burn in hell for all eternity.
Maybe some of you think that it is a coincident if you're left- or right-handed - nothing is more wrong than such an assumption.
Let us look at a few examples of the type of people who have chosen to use Satan's hand (left hand) as their primary masturbating hand, instead of the right, which according to the Bible is God???s favorite masturbating hand:
Genesis 48:13-19 (King James Version)
13And Joseph took them both, Ephraim in his right hand toward Israel's left hand, and Manasseh in his left hand toward Israel's right hand, and brought them near to him. 14And Israel stretched out his right hand, and laid it upon Ephraim's head, who was the younger, and his left hand upon Manasseh's head, guiding his hands wittingly; for Manasseh was the firstborn.15And he blessed Joseph, and said, God, before whom my fathers Abraham and Isaac did walk, the God which fed me all my life long unto this day, 16The Angel which redeemed me from all evil, bless the lads; and let my name be named on them, and the name of my fathers Abraham and Isaac; and let them grow into a multitude in the midst of the earth.
17When Joseph saw his father placing his right hand on Ephraim's head he was displeased; so he took hold of his father's hand to move it from Ephraim's head to Manasseh's head.18And Joseph said unto his father, Not so, my father: for this is the firstborn; put thy right hand upon his head. 19And his father refused, and said, I know it, my son, I know it: he also shall become a people, and he also shall be great: but truly his younger brother shall be greater than he, and his seed shall become a multitude of nations.
Matthew 25:33-34...41 (King James Version)
33And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.
34Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:
???
41Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:
Matthew 6:3 (King James Version)
But when you do alms, let not your left hand know what your right hand does:
Ecclesastes 10:2 (King James Version)
A wise man's heart is at his right hand; but a fool's heart at his left.
Psalm 118:15-16 (King James Version)
15Shouts of joy and victory resound in the tents of the righteous:
???The Lord???s right hand has done mighty things! 16 The Lord???s right hand is lifted high; the Lord???s right hand has done mighty things!???
Psalm 16:11 (King James Version) Thou wilt shew me the path of life: in thy presence is fulness of joy; at thy right hand there are pleasures for evermore
Psalm 110:1 (King James Version) A Psalm of David. The Lord says to my Lord: ???Sit at my right hand, until I make your enemies your footstool.???
God knows there are plenty of good reasons for ending up in hell, so why challenge fate just because you want to feel like something special?
Approximately 10 percent of the world population today is running around and telling others that they are left-handed masterbators - this is not a particularly clever move. The Bible contains several examples that God undoubtedly prefer right-handed masterbators. In fact there is much evidence that left-handed masterbators will burn in hell for all eternity.
Maybe some of you think that it is a coincident if you're left- or right-handed - nothing is more wrong than such an assumption.
Let us look at a few examples of the type of people who have chosen to use Satan's hand (left hand) as their primary masturbating hand, instead of the right, which according to the Bible is God???s favorite masturbating hand:
Genesis 48:13-19 (King James Version)
13And Joseph took them both, Ephraim in his right hand toward Israel's left hand, and Manasseh in his left hand toward Israel's right hand, and brought them near to him. 14And Israel stretched out his right hand, and laid it upon Ephraim's head, who was the younger, and his left hand upon Manasseh's head, guiding his hands wittingly; for Manasseh was the firstborn.15And he blessed Joseph, and said, God, before whom my fathers Abraham and Isaac did walk, the God which fed me all my life long unto this day, 16The Angel which redeemed me from all evil, bless the lads; and let my name be named on them, and the name of my fathers Abraham and Isaac; and let them grow into a multitude in the midst of the earth.
17When Joseph saw his father placing his right hand on Ephraim's head he was displeased; so he took hold of his father's hand to move it from Ephraim's head to Manasseh's head.18And Joseph said unto his father, Not so, my father: for this is the firstborn; put thy right hand upon his head. 19And his father refused, and said, I know it, my son, I know it: he also shall become a people, and he also shall be great: but truly his younger brother shall be greater than he, and his seed shall become a multitude of nations.
Matthew 25:33-34...41 (King James Version)
33And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.
34Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:
???
41Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:
Matthew 6:3 (King James Version)
But when you do alms, let not your left hand know what your right hand does:
Ecclesastes 10:2 (King James Version)
A wise man's heart is at his right hand; but a fool's heart at his left.
Psalm 118:15-16 (King James Version)
15Shouts of joy and victory resound in the tents of the righteous:
???The Lord???s right hand has done mighty things! 16 The Lord???s right hand is lifted high; the Lord???s right hand has done mighty things!???
Psalm 16:11 (King James Version) Thou wilt shew me the path of life: in thy presence is fulness of joy; at thy right hand there are pleasures for evermore
Psalm 110:1 (King James Version) A Psalm of David. The Lord says to my Lord: ???Sit at my right hand, until I make your enemies your footstool.???
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once I jerked off so much that when I came like the 8th time in one day there was a lil blood so I backed off
I've never made it past the 7-mark. It starts to hurt so much I'm not surprirsed. It felt like I was cumming dust.
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I've had sex 11 times in one day, just me and my lady home alone, starting at 4:00am and just napping and banging all over the house...I was 24 she was 36 back then and our libido's were high as was our relationship back when we averaged 3 times a day....it's good to have a down ass woman...you'll never get that kind of lovin' out of any other type of woman even if you paid for it....
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well im a righty and when i was in jail i was by myself for a week in lockdown.... so nothing to do but jerk i dont know how many times but icouldnt touch it on day 2
not sure of the exact number but probably 6-7
anyone ever take a day off from work to watch porn wack it?
anyone ever take a day off from work to watch porn wack it?
I agree X 2
What did you do with your steroid gel after you LHJO?
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Wow. You would ask. Down the drain if you really want to know.
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