She let you have sex in any position you wanted? Really? Isnt that just a prerequisite in a relationship?
Regarding "whatever fuckies you want", I agree with bigmoe here. I'd leave a guy who wouldn't do what I want in the sack; why should it be any different for men?
^ mmhmm. Just act disappointed and withdrawn for a little while. If she cares, she'll try and make it up.
Riiiight. Give her a load of passive-aggressive bullshit. That's always manly. <rolls eyes>
(SFW, I know you weren't being serious; I'm just playing.

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did she ASK you to make such a big deal about her birthday? maybe she would have been satisfied with you just being casual about it and asking if she had anything special she would want to do that day. you went overboard. it had only been 5 months and gifts should not be given with expectations.
you sound like a whiny bitch to be honest. you had a woman come over and offer to spend the day doing what you wanted... she might have been scared to pick something you wouldn't enjoy so she asked you what YOU wanted to do then PLUS she was agreeable to sex any way you wanted it. a lot of guys don't get that for their birthday, a lot don't even have a woman to share it with.
you need to learn some gratitude and realize gifts are about giving not what you're going to get in return. you really sound like a spoiled ungrateful kid. i'm trying to be honest with you not mean but that's the impression i got.
next year give her a hint what you'd like. it's ok to say i'd really like you to make me this cake i like or a special dinner... some women find it effeminate if a man wants to be treated TOO much like a princess on his birthday.
Bingo, on all counts. You didn't give her anything; you expected something in return for it. If it comes with strings, it isn't really a gift. You didn't do something nice
for her - you did it for yourself, like making an investment. You're bitter because it didn't pay off the way you had intended.
If I ever had a new boyfriend do all this for me after five months, quite honestly it would kinda freak me out a bit.
Plus, I NEVER know what to get a man for his birthday. I ask hubby and his answers are things like "well, I'd like a Mazda..." but never anything within reach that I think he'd really appreciate. Comparatively, women are easy. Buy us a massage and a pedicure, take us out for dinner, hell, MAKE dinner and we're usually delighted! I don't expect the sun and the moon for my birthday - I'm happy with dinner and a movie, followed by drugs and rough sex. Or we can start with the drugs, I try to be flexible that way.
But back to the menfolk - how about you bros help out teh wimmins here. Other than threesomes (which are, for the most part, best left to theworld of fantasy) and sexual favours (which really ought to be a given), what would you like your girlfriend or wife to get you or do for your birthday?