this girl wanted me to lick whip cream off her body and i told her i couldnt cause i was cutting. so i got cottage cheese instead.
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you'd burn it off if u were having rough sex
she was pretty hot i only lasted about 15 pumps. But the 2nd time was better for her
maybe it was a rough estimate.
eh, you were counting?? i usually have my mind on other things.
did u bring a calculater?
15? ouch. I would have paid to have seen the look of dissapointment in her face in round 1
bahah i read once to stick a donut around a guys dick and the nibble it off lol
i told my friend kyle and he was like "thatd be a bit sticky"
i totally called a pun but he didnt get it
she was pretty hot i only lasted about 15 pumps. But the 2nd time was better for her
eh.......... tax returns?
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I havent had sex since January. I have so much pent up sex energy i could bust a uterus
Not at all. I havent even "slept" with my bf yet. And it's at the point that if i even see a bulge i have to take a few deep breaths.
"Shine On! Shine On!"
Good ol Van Halen
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