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sex & whip cream & cutting?

Ronald

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this girl wanted me to lick whip cream off her body and i told her i couldnt cause i was cutting. so i got cottage cheese instead.
 
Thats nasty, wipped cream is like 100 calories, you might as well.
 
Your a retard..I would have used it as my cheat meal lol.. Gross I hope she didnt let you put cottage cheese on her...
 
you'd burn it off if u were having rough sex
 
This is one of those situations where I would say "fuck the cut" :rolleyes:
 
15? ouch. I would have paid to have seen the look of dissapointment in her face in round 1
 
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maybe it was a rough estimate.
 
MY girlfriend loves the cottage cheese around my dick.....well thats what i tell her it is..........
 
bahah i read once to stick a donut around a guys dick and the nibble it off lol
i told my friend kyle and he was like "thatd be a bit sticky"

i totally called a pun but he didnt get it
 
bahah i read once to stick a donut around a guys dick and the nibble it off lol
i told my friend kyle and he was like "thatd be a bit sticky"

i totally called a pun but he didnt get it

1. That's not a pun.
2. If a guy can fit his dick in a donut hole, it's nothing to brag about. lol
 
It is a pun
Thatd be sticky? Sticky as in cum. and sticky as in glae.
It's a play on words
the dony would be sticky, but if you were getting head itd eventually be sticky anyway
 
she was pretty hot i only lasted about 15 pumps. But the 2nd time was better for her

Sweet! You beat your record of 14 pumps! :thumb:








J/K!:D
 
I havent had sex since January. I have so much pent up sex energy i could bust a uterus
 
Not at all. I havent even "slept" with my bf yet. And it's at the point that if i even see a bulge i have to take a few deep breaths.
 
Not at all. I havent even "slept" with my bf yet. And it's at the point that if i even see a bulge i have to take a few deep breaths.


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