AAAAHHHH! thank you thank you thank you. You SO rock.
as for the "hot as hell" thing - well... if you say so, though I think I've got a bit to go. Maybe hot as a mid-summer day in south florida, but not hot as hell. Not YET anyway
cuban ass -- and boy what a relief THAT is. At least I know that if I ever want to get it back, you know, go back to my roots, so to speak, all I have to do is start eating black beans, rice, platanitos maduros and ropa vieja with un flan de coco for dessert. It'll be back in no time!
And no, i actually live in North Beach, and visit South Beach when i need a taste of the surreal. North Beach is the northern stretch of Collins Avenue, just before Surfside. Starts at 63rd Street, up to about 79th street or a little further up.
**In case anyone is interested in investing in real estate, that is the next up-and-coming area of Miami Beach. It's where a bunch of the MiMo style buildings are. a lot of property for sale there, and they say it will be the "next South Beach". Great... so I hope I have moved out of there before this phenomenon occurs!