Dear Santa Claus,
I know it's only the first week of November. Furthermore, I realize I haven't written to you in a long time -- I apologize for the lack of attention. You're a busy guy this time of year, so I'll keep this brief. We can play catch-up some other time.
I've been VERY good this year. Well, ok, kinda good. Oh alright, I haven't been very good at all. That shouldn't really matter though, since in the grand scheme of things, I haven't stolen anything or killed anyone. Right?
In case you find me to be deserving of a christmas present this year, or you're at least feeling generous and willing to overlook my less than perfect behavior in 2004, I'd like to make a single request.
Santa, all I want for Christmas is a
Grip n Flip. I saw it on TV today and suddenly felt like it would be the answer to half my problems in the kitchen. I won't hold my breath, but it sure would be a nice surprise if one of these were under the tree on Christmas morning (or even earlier, if you wanna save some time and get my gift out of the way before the Holiday madness really kicks in).
Thanks much! Say hi to the missus!
Ivy